This database is a resource for Orgers wanting to write posts about common Org events, such as :

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I'm leaving the Org

Dear Orgers,

It is with great ___ and a ___ ___ that I hereby anounce my departure from the Org. Here, I have made many ___ and a few ___, and pondered the fate of ___ in the ___ forum with some of the ___est Orgers. I am truly ___ to have been a part of the Org ___. Alas, I can no longer ___ what the Org has ___ and feel it is time for me to go. My ___ friends know where to ___ me.

___ly,

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I'm back

Dear Orgers,

Yes, I know I said I would never come back. I'm also aware that I took some ___ shots when I left and that some things were said in ___. However, after a ___ reflexion, I have concluded it was ___, but ___ to try to get away from such ___ people such as ___, ___, ___, ___, ___ and ___. Sure, there some ___ apples, but it's no reason to ___ your Org ___. From now on, I'll avoid certain ___ and stay the ___ out of the way of those stupid fools that ruin it from everyone else!

Thanks to ___,___, ___, ___ and ___ for keeping me awake during those ___ (days/hours/minutes/Seconds) away from my beloved Org. I declare a general amnesty!.

___ly,

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Report a message to the moderator

(QUOTE MESSAGE HERE)

Dear Moderator,

I am ___, ___ and ___, not to mention ___, ___ and ___ of having been subjected to the ___ message quoted above. Such ___ is inexcusable in light of the recent ___ between ___ and ___, in which you intervened. There is no moral equivalency between ___ and ___, and therefore such comments constitute ___ toward the ___, hard working, principled and ___ ___ citizens.

I urge you to take action at your earliest convenience.

___ly,


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Moderator's Standard Reply

(QUOTE TRIVIAL, CHILDISH AND OVERDRAMATIC MESSAGE HERE)

Dear Orger,

Your ___ complaint has been deemed to be ___. There's ___ here that would justify such ___. In light of the recent events surrounding ___, we think any ___ person would consider the matter to be ___, not to mention ___, ___ and ___.


___ly,


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[This message was edited Fri Apr 18 15:08:27 PDT 2003 by Aerogram]

mot to mention my all-time favorite:

I'M TYPING NAKED AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME GET DRESSED!!!

I'm leaving the Org

Dear Orgers,

It is with great ___ and a ___ ___ that I hereby anounce my departure from the Org. Here, I have made many ___ and a few ___, and pondered the fate of ___ in the ___ forum with some of the ___est Orgers. I am truly ___ to have been a part of the Org ___. Alas, I can no longer ___ what the Org has ___ and feel it is time for me to go. My ___ friends know where to ___ me.

___ly,

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Aerogram said:

Goddamn, that is classic!

:LOL:

gotta love it!!


...thought ya knew!!...

I'm back

Dear Orgers,

Yes, I know I said I would never come back. I'm also aware that I took some ___ shots when I left and that some things were said in ___. However, after a ___ reflexion, I have concluded it was ___, but ___ to try to get away from such ___ people such as ___, ___, ___, ___, ___ and ___. Sure, there some ___ apples, but it's no reason to ___ your Org ___. From now on, I'll avoid certain ___ and stay the ___ out of the way of those stupid fools that ruin it from everyone else!

Thanks to ___,___, ___, ___ and ___ for keeping me awake during those ___ (days/hours/minutes/Seconds) away from my beloved Org. I declare a general amnesty!.

___ly,

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[This message was edited Fri Apr 18 12:45:17 PDT 2003 by Aerogram]

aero, you are killing me!

Report a message to the moderator

(QUOTE MESSAGE HERE)

Dear Moderator,

I am ___, ___ and ___, not to mention ___, ___ and ___ of having been subjected to the ___ message quoted above. Such ___ is inexcusable in light of the recent ___ between ___ and ___, in which you intervened. There is no moral equivalency between ___ and ___, and therefore such comments constitute ___ toward the ___, hard working, principled and ___ ___ citizens.

I urge you to take action at your earliest convenience.

___ly,


___

Aerogram said:

Moderator's Standard Reply

(QUOTE TRIVIAL, CHILDISH AND OVERDRAMATIC MESSAGE HERE)

Dear Orger,

Your ___ complaint has been deemed to be ___. There's ___ here that would justify such ___. In light of the recent events surrounding ___, we think any ___ person would consider the matter to be ___, not to mention ___, ___ and ___.


___ly,


___

00769BAD said:

Simply blistering.

I Apologize

Dear Orgers,

I have been a total ___. Not only did I ___ ___, but I had the ___ to ___ ___. I don't even have much to say in my defense, except that people are ___ and make ___. I am sorry for what I did.

Therefore, I apologize for my actions but not for being who I am : a ___ and ___ who ___ at nothing to ___ the ___ of Orgers.


___ly,


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[This message was edited Sat Apr 19 10:14:47 PDT 2003 by Aerogram]

I'm not sorry I flamed your ass

Dear Object of my irritation,

You have consistently demonstrated an uncanny ___ to ___ in the worst possible way. You are an over___, ___ and ___ individual. Your pathetic attempts at intimidation have backfired. It was only a matter of ___ before someone ___ the hell ___ of you at your own ___ ___. If this post sounds a little ___, it's because you're a ___ ___ for a ___.

___ly,


___

[This message was edited Fri Apr 18 17:17:33 PDT 2003 by Aerogram]

The Constructive Criticism Type of Reply

Dear Orger,

I have watched with ___ your posting endeavours and must ___ on your ___ words. However, I note that you ignore the use of ___, ___ and ___, in violations of several grammatical and netiquete rules. I also believe your ___ attempts at ___ are all too ___.

But all is not lost. You can still ___ the Org with your ___ ___. On those occasions, you are a ___. Much ___ and don't hate me for offering a bit of ___ constructive criticism.

___ly,


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Standard Appreciation Post

Dear Object of my appreciation,

Have I told you lately how much you ___? Your posts are so ___ and ___, your ideas so ___ and your spirit so ___. Every day you don't post is a ___ day. I'd rather read one post of yours than ___ posts of MrBliss, Icenine and Moonbeam. I you and you'll just have to admit you deserve to be ___, ___ and ___.

Don't ever ___.

___ly,


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You'll never guess what X did type of post

Dear Orgers,

I was standing in line at the local ___ when suddenly ___ arrived, looking for all the world like ___ ___ ___ ___. Of course, I was instantly ___, but succeeded in hiding my utter ___. As I told my ___ friend ___, "Some people are ___ out of their ___ mind, ___." Therefore, it is definitely ___ that ___ with ___ and ___, and sometimes ___ and ___ join them. ___ sexual orientation? ___ goes! The ___ is just ___ ___sexual.


If anyone asks, say you heard it at the ___.

___ly,


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I'm breaking up with my Internet boyfriend/girlfriend

Dear Internet boyfriend/girlfriend,

Nothing ___ me as much as to end our relationship. We've had some ___ times, but now that I've met ___ and slept with ___, ___, ___, ___, ___, ___ and whole ___ team, we can hardly pretend to be ___ steady. Things have ___. When was the last time you sent me a ___ Orgnote or had ___ sex with me? We were done long before dinner.

I wish you ___ and I will always ___ you.


___ly,


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[This message was edited Sat Apr 19 11:30:56 PDT 2003 by Aerogram]

Standard Denial

Dear Orgers,

Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by ___ too ___ to show their ___. I categorically deny that I am ___. Some ___ temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those ___ things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a ___, ___ and very, very ___. I simply ___ big ___, and I literally worship ___. No one is ___er than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any ___, ___ ___ that would like me to show what ___ ___ is all about.

___ly,


___

I think we should all follow BAD'S lead and play madlibs with the blanks in the prototypes

Standard Orgnote Request for Supportive Posting

Dear Org Buddy,

I have just created a thread entitled ___ which I am certain is ___ for you. I'd go as far as saying that this thread would be ___ without you. Since I created it with you in mind, would you mind posting on it? Your ___, ___ and ___ are much needed, especially since ___ would like nothing better than to see another one of my threads ___ the ___.

___ly,


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Hello, I'm New Standard Post

Hello,

I'm new. Been a ___ of ___ since ___. I heard of the Org from ___, who said it was a ___ place to ___ and ___. So far, you guys like a lot of ___.

I have a couple of questions.

- How do I ___ my ___?
- What is the Orgnote ___?
- Who do I ___ to become a moderator?
- Why is the ___ forum so ___?

p.s. : I'm really new.

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I'm Drunk Standard Post

Dear Orgers,

I just finished my ___th ... or were they of ..? All I know is that I am very drunk, ___ and ___. If it wasn't for ___, I'd be ___ in the ___, ___ as a dog. Alcohol helps me deal with my ___. It's also far more fun than a ___.

___ly..

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Aerogram said:

That was fun, but I frequent a message board where there are no modernators - which is even more fun!!

Forum Redirection Standard Form

___ forum!


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[This message was edited Sat Apr 19 18:05:04 PDT 2003 by Aerogram]

You'll never guess what X did type of post

Dear Orgers,

I was standing in line at the local mini-mart when suddenly Battier arrived, looking for all the world like that one guy from that one basketball team, but dressed in a pink polka-dotted bikini. Of course, I was instantly twitterpated , but succeeded in hiding my utter shock! As I told my horny friend Aerogram, "Some people are jacked out of their fucking mind, Aero." Therefore, it is definitely with that image and with twitterpation and lust, and, well, sometimes if you can't beat them and win, join them. Battier's all for any kind of sexual orientation! Anything goes! The feltching she does is just her way of saying, hi, I'm sexual.


If anyone asks, say you heard it at the corner laundromat.

Truly,


Me

AzureStar said:

Terrific.