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Why do these assmasters have to pick the urinal RIGHT NEXT to mine??!?!?!?!??!?!? This is BULLSHIT! Every time I go to the bathroom, and pick a urinal down towards the far end, some dumb motherfucker has to come in and pick one right by me. Some dude took the one right next to me today -- even though there were several totally open urinals further away, and it was only ME left in the bathroom! Maybe they want to feast their eyes on my Cock of Mass Destruction, but shit... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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I hate that shit too :NOD: Makes you wanna piss on the floor where they are. | |
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that would creep me out | |
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Is this yet another Thread About Penises? Haven't we already had enough Penis-Talk? | |
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Did he try to grab it and yank it around a bit? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Beat him at his own game. Lean over and say "Nice cock". This could either work really well or really badly. At least you'll know either way. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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Perry said: Is this yet another Thread About Penises? Haven't we already had enough Penis-Talk?
Yes, and No. "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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IceNine said: Did he try to grab it and yank it around a bit?
Of course not; he was by himself. No need to get a back injury... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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CAMILLE4U said: Beat him at his own game. Lean over and say "Nice cock". This could either work really well or really badly. At least you'll know either way.
I could just say, "Pssst...dude, wanna swordfight?" "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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KingSausage said: CAMILLE4U said: Beat him at his own game. Lean over and say "Nice cock". This could either work really well or really badly. At least you'll know either way.
I could just say, "Pssst...dude, wanna swordfight?"   NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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When he stopped next 2 ya and started 2 unzip U shudda pissed on him and told him 2 fuck off.
Woulda bin funny... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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You should have given him the look tha Jim Carey gave the football player in "Ace Ventura: Pet Decective" during the urinal scene.  | |
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SexLovely said: Woulda bin funny...
Is that Osama's cousin or something??? "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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U should of turned around, squated and took a crap. NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M L L E” | |
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By the way King, Gooey says hes sorry and that he wont do it again. 
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CAMILLE4U said: U should of turned around, squated and took a crap.
Who said I didn't? "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:cece8eebed:f9483d15fd]By the way King, Gooey says hes sorry and that he wont do it again.
What?!?!?!?!???!??!  "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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KingSausage said: IceNine said: Did he try to grab it and yank it around a bit?
Of course not; he was by himself. No need to get a back injury...  | |
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CAMILLE4U said: U should of turned around, squated and took a crap.
@ King, proably.
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lack of public restroom etiquette.
I once entered a public restroom at the same time as another guy. He lead. There were only three urinals. I was right behind him, he knew I was there...and he picked the middle urinal! Fucking dipshit. if three people are there, the middle one gets used. if not, it is meant as a buffer. so I whiped it out right beside him, took a step back, and peed from the two feet distance. the spray off the porcelin was beautiful, got on his shoes. He looked at me like I was crazy, but didn't say a word. fuck him, if he had I would have turned and aimed for his Dockers. I take public restroom etiquette very seriously, and when it is not follwed I take measures to punish the offenders. this message brought to you by logic. | |
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dumbass said: lack of public restroom etiquette.
I once entered a public restroom at the same time as another guy. He lead. There were only three urinals. I was right behind him, he knew I was there...and he picked the middle urinal! Fucking dipshit. if three people are there, the middle one gets used. if not, it is meant as a buffer. so I whiped it out right beside him, took a step back, and peed from the two feet distance. the spray off the porcelin was beautiful, got on his shoes. He looked at me like I was crazy, but didn't say a word. fuck him, if he had I would have turned and aimed for his Dockers. I take public restroom etiquette very seriously, and when it is not follwed I take measures to punish the offenders. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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dumbass said: lack of public restroom etiquette.
I once entered a public restroom at the same time as another guy. He lead. There were only three urinals. I was right behind him, he knew I was there...and he picked the middle urinal! Fucking dipshit. if three people are there, the middle one gets used. if not, it is meant as a buffer. so I whiped it out right beside him, took a step back, and peed from the two feet distance. the spray off the porcelin was beautiful, got on his shoes. He looked at me like I was crazy, but didn't say a word. fuck him, if he had I would have turned and aimed for his Dockers. I take public restroom etiquette very seriously, and when it is not follwed I take measures to punish the offenders. Fucking right on! There are RULES for this shit, and people better recognize... "Drop that stereo before I blow your Goddamn nuts off, asshole!"
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you should feel honored that he wants to take a peak, however if he looks and says "where's the beef" then ya got a problem.  | |
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some days i am SO glad i have no dick. that'd be ...awkward now. having to expose yourself before strangers. | |
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Why dont none of you use the cubicles?
At least then yr pants wont get covered in piss due 2 the spray and U wont stand there 4 ages trying 2 force the piss out cuz sum desparate queer is eyeing yr man-size up and making U nervous. [This message was edited Wed Apr 23 18:00:56 PDT 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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XxAxX said: some days i am SO glad i have no dick. that'd be ...awkward now. having to expose yourself before strangers.
That's no problem. Just don't get too close. | |
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SexLovely said: [color=blue:dbb643531d:d45c38e03f]Why dont none of you use the cubicles?
At least then yr pants wont get covered in piss due 2 the spray and U wont stand there 4 ages trying 2 force the piss out cuz sum desparate queer is eyeing yr man-size up. because then we may as well sit down to pee. this message brought to you by logic. | |
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dumbass said: SexLovely said: [color=blue:dbb643531d:d45c38e03f:198b485684]Why dont none of you use the cubicles?
At least then yr pants wont get covered in piss due 2 the spray and U wont stand there 4 ages trying 2 force the piss out cuz sum desparate queer is eyeing yr man-size up. because then we may as well sit down to pee. Sitting and pissing on a public toilet 
Just sitting on one is enough for me. | |
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when i was about 16 or 17 .. i was at a pub... tripping on acid... i really needed to piss... so i went into the toilets... it had one of those long single urinals... and it was pretty full... i managed to squeeze between these two really big fuckers...flopped out my dick.. and wammo... nothin' ... not a single drop came out.. i was freakin'... and hallucinating... it was a HORRIBLE experience... it fucked me up so bad...i just split... didn't even finish my drink | |
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MrBliss said: when i was about 16 or 17 .. i was at a pub... tripping on acid... i really needed to piss... so i went into the toilets... it had one of those long single urinals... and it was pretty full... i managed to squeeze between these two really big fuckers...flopped out my dick.. and wammo... nothin' ... not a single drop came out.. i was freakin'... and hallucinating... it was a HORRIBLE experience... it fucked me up so bad...i just split... didn't even finish my drink
U were drinking outta the urinal aswell???
 Awww man!!
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