aww... ya'll str8 people are so damn cute


[This message was edited Fri Apr 18 13:15:21 PDT 2003 by cborgman]

im flattered...lol..i love the word breeder..hahhaha!!!

:LOL: @ breeder

I didn't think anyone used that term anymore

Nikster said:

so, what? i am outdated now nikster?

::le sigh:: only in the gay world can you be 25 and old at the sae time

i loves me some gay orgers.



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[This message was edited Fri Apr 18 13:42:29 PDT 2003 by Handclapsfingasnapz]

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

and we love you too, handclaps

cborgman said:

LOL nahhh...

I have to start calling my friends that

Cuz, well...that's what most of them are

Besides, I got ya beat, I'm 33

Nikster said:

funny thing is, i have 2 gay friends, and like 50 str8 ones. you know what else is ironic? i am VERY actively involved in theatre, and most of the time i am the only gay one in the cast. isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

cborgman said:

Hmmm...that *IS* odd

Almost as odd as me being a dyke who knows almost nothing about cars or home repair

cborgman said:

Whoa! That is weird! I do theater as well, and I'm usually the "token straight guy". Do all the straight guys try to convert you? I get that all the time! A couple of the guys I know are hardcore recruiters, and just can't accept it that I do theater, but don't like dick!

JediMaster said:

I'm usually the token fish-person, no matter what I do. There was a group of scientists who tried to "convert" me one time, but they failed miserably!

while we are at it:
-i can't stand Barbra Steisand, Liza Minelli, Bette Midler, that horrid Ethel Merman, Judy Garland, etc etc etc
-most musicals make me cringe
-i love working with powertools
-i love watching hockey and boxing and sometimes even football
-i hate being called "miss thing" "girl" "she" or "Miss Moore"
-i don't believe that a person's worht is judged by their youth, beauty, car, or money

why do i even bother being gay?

mostly, cause i like cock, i suppose

that's probably just cause you are hot.
they probably don't want to convert you, just wanna blow ya. trust me i know- i was the patron saint of experimental str8 biys in high school and the few years after

where in texas are you, by the way, dave? i thought i was the only prince fan in texas

hahahah u guys are too funny...btw..i want my own gay..u know one that can stay here with me and tell me what looks good and what doesnt..i thought i had one but then he got all religious on me and decided he wasnt gay anymore...whatever...!!!

LOVER said:

the other night before a performance, our stage anager got out of her car and i commented on her on how uch i loveed her outfit.

i told her "if i were a woman, that is how i would dress"

the next night she got out of her car and had another really stunning yet subtle outfit on, and i complimented her on it.

i asked "how did you manage to come up with two fantastic outfits two days in a row?"

she responded "well, i got up this morning, went to my closet, and thought to myself 'if chris were a woman, what would he wear today?' and, bingo. the outfit appeared to me in a soft pool of light and a choir of angels started singing."

i am paraphrasing a little, but it was damn funny