Do you like any bands that your friends hate so much that they would like to kick you square in the apple bag for playing them?

I would hope that my friends would shoe me square in the nuts if I tried to make them listen to Prince's recent crap.

Lol, yeah Prince. Ive a had few verbal, sore boots 2 my bollocks!

Well, I don't have nuts, but I imagine if I did, they'd give them a punch for listening to any Prince... Oh, and about everything else I like.

However, I have this friend who drives me home at times, and all we listen to in her car is music from Disney's "The Goofy Movie" and Alvin and the Chimpmunks. No lie.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Have you punched her in the nuts yet?

No, but I've been known to a few.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Many people would beat you up for listening to Prince nowdays. I agree with them... I punched myself in the ballsack for playing "Rave Un2 The Joy Fantastic" the first time.

LaVisHh said:

Excellent plan!

Let's all punch and stab the balls of Prince fans so that they cannot reproduce!!!

IceNine said:

I was referring to Mariah and Babs fans

LaVisHh said:

I like that plan too!!!

You are a woman with a vision, Lav!

IceNine said:

Any preference in blade length?

LaVisHh said:

Whatever hurts the most and kills the slowest!

IceNine said:

No, but I think if anyone deserves it for the music they listen to, it's her.

hhmmm. no. not yet.
but, there's this one guy who plays saxophone on the streetcorner every. single. day. same. thing. over. and. over. aghhh !
it's hardest when there are actual good ones playing nearby.
kinda wanna stick a sock in his instrument

XxAxX said:

Get a rotten cantaloupe and shove it in the end of his sax... that will work.

that's a good plan! the farmer's market will be starting up again soon and i could sort of accidentally wedge a melon in his musicmaker and settle him down at least for a couple of blocks. will he catch on when this happens day after day though?

XxAxX said:

Shit... I better ask StanleyApplebaum about this.

Hold on...

IceNine said:

It is clear to me that the tuneless musical mischief maker will not catch on, as he will only sound worse after the melon is inserted into his instrument of torture, therefore, he will actually like the rotten melon. IceNine is dead wrong. You should actually politely ask him to throw himself off a tall bridge.

you know, there are times when i'm walking by and i do think of ways to tell him something like that. the perfect words elude me, so far. one day i know i'll find just the right amount of humor, camaraderie and wisdom to politely tell him to STFU!!!

XxAxX said:

Allow me to assist you, young lady:

"Sir, moose season isn't for another two months... please come back later."

My gf is trying to get me into the purity of Yanni music; while at the same time i'm trying to get her into the badness of old school gangsta rappers, like Eazy-E. I have yet to get punched in the nuts though.

AbucahX said:

Excellent!

"If it's on motherfucker, then it's on, G..." - Eazy E

Prince and Bobby Brown...

I get the everytime I turn either one on!

Couldnt agree more.Actually,havent liked anything since lovesexy.

None of my friends like Sergio Mendes & Brasil66.But anyone who loves and understands music can appreciate that bossa nova groove...

No, but I hear "turn it DOWN" every weekday at about noon!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Shaddup.

Yeah, there is this 1 girl who I would like to kick square Ndanuts.She has had this cd for over a month & still no listen.

luv4thepurple1 said:

I definitely understand it for Bobby Brown. I didn't think even Whitney listened to him anymore.

AbucahX said:

I so appreciate the old school gangsta rap...

NWA, Ice T /bodycount, Eazy E, Ghetto Boyz,
MC Twist,Ice Cube...etc...

Unfortunately...my main squeeze just does not get it.

If I had 'em...
I am certain I'd have been kicked in 'em by now!!


...thought ya knew!!...

Well I kicked Stan squar in tha nuts for playing that goddamn Christina album! (he swears it's his sister's, but I saw him buy it! the lying poop headed ass master!)

EricCartman said:

That shit-faced cockmaster!!!