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PrintableAzureStar said: You'll never guess what X did type of post
Dear Orgers, I was standing in line at the local mini-mart when suddenly Battier arrived, looking for all the world like that one guy from that one basketball team, but dressed in a pink polka-dotted bikini. Of course, I was instantly twitterpated , but succeeded in hiding my utter shock! As I told my horny friend Aerogram, "Some people are jacked out of their fucking mind, Aero." Therefore, it is definitely with that image and with twitterpation and lust, and, well, sometimes if you can't beat them and win, join them. Battier's all for any kind of sexual orientation! Anything goes! The feltching she does is just her way of saying, hi, I'm sexual. If anyone asks, say you heard it at the corner laundromat. Truly, Me  I taught you what felching was last night, and you told me you wanted to have my Russian screw me in my ass and cum, and suck it out with a straw.
You're sick. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Aerogram said: I'm breaking up with my Internet boyfriend/girlfriend
Dear Internet AzureStar, Nothing pains me as much as to end our relationship. We've had some great times, but now that I've met Shane Battier and slept with rio, aerogram, the Canadian, the neighbor's goat, Lavishh, my cousin and whole Grizzlies basketball team, we can hardly pretend to be steady. Things have changed since I looked in your pants. When was the last time you sent me a hot Orgnote or had phone sex with me? We were done long before dinner. I wish you luck and I will always think of you. truly not yours (((beautiful, profound sigh))) BattierBeMyDaddy, or as you called me... shnookums. ___ -------
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The Constructive Criticism Type of Reply
Dear Orger, I have watched with fucking horror your posting endeavours and must fucking completely gag on your "deep" fucking words. However, I note that you fucking ignore the use of god-damned capitilizaton, punctuation and fucking spelling, in violations of several fucking grammatical and netiquete rules. I fucking also believe your fucking lame-assed attempts at fucking annoying me by fucking overkilling your fucking posts with fucking emoticons are fucking all too fucking easy to fucking spot and are fucking amusing me. But all is not fucking lost. You can still fucking bless the fucking Org with your fucking stupidity. On those fucking occasions, you are a fucking riot. Much fucking luck and don't fucking hate me for fucking offering a bit of fucking friendly constructive fucking criticism. Truly fucking yours, Me | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Aerogram said: I'm breaking up with my Internet boyfriend/girlfriend
Dear Internet AzureStar, Nothing pains me as much as to end our relationship. We've had some great times, but now that I've met Shane Battier and slept with rio, aerogram, the Canadian, the neighbor's goat, Lavishh, my cousin and whole Grizzlies basketball team, we can hardly pretend to be steady. Things have changed since I looked in your pants. When was the last time you sent me a hot Orgnote or had phone sex with me? We were done long before dinner. I wish you luck and I will always think of you. truly not yours (((beautiful, profound sigh))) BattierBeMyDaddy, or as you called me... shnookums. ___ Nice!  | |
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Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam] | |
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Moonbeam said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam] She's gonna get you!  | |
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AzureStar said: Moonbeam said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam] She's gonna get you!  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Aerogram said: I'm breaking up with my Internet boyfriend/girlfriend
Dear Internet AzureStar, Nothing pains me as much as to end our relationship. We've had some great times, but now that I've met Shane Battier and slept with rio, aerogram, the Canadian, the neighbor's goat, Lavishh, my cousin and whole Grizzlies basketball team, we can hardly pretend to be steady. Things have changed since I looked in your pants. When was the last time you sent me a hot Orgnote or had phone sex with me? We were done long before dinner. I wish you luck and I will always think of you. truly not yours (((beautiful, profound sigh))) BattierBeMyDaddy, or as you called me... shnookums. ___ Excellent blank filling. | |
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AzureStar said: The Constructive Criticism Type of Reply
Dear Orger, I have watched with fucking horror your posting endeavours and must fucking completely gag on your "deep" fucking words. However, I note that you fucking ignore the use of god-damned capitilizaton, punctuation and fucking spelling, in violations of several fucking grammatical and netiquete rules. I fucking also believe your fucking lame-assed attempts at fucking annoying me by fucking overkilling your fucking posts with fucking emoticons are fucking all too fucking easy to fucking spot and are fucking amusing me. But all is not fucking lost. You can still fucking bless the fucking Org with your fucking stupidity. On those fucking occasions, you are a fucking riot. Much fucking luck and don't fucking hate me for fucking offering a bit of fucking friendly constructive fucking criticism. Truly fucking yours, Me That's fucking great. | |
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You'll never guess what X did type of post
Dear Orgers, I was standing in line at the local IHOP when suddenly RDHull arrived, looking for all the world like man dying for a pancake. Of course, I was hardly surprised, but succeeded in hiding my utter revulsion at the idea of yet another 20 pancake night. As I told my dear friend AzureStar, "Some people are  ing out of their SUGAR INTOXICATED mind, dear." Therefore, it is definitely true that RD Hull is ON the cake with syrup and strawberries, and sometimes a creamy eclair and a cup of cappucino join them. Who said anything sexual orientation? That's not the way the story goes! The Freak is just plain sexual.
If anyone asks, say you heard it at the local Krispy Creme. Sincerely, Aerogram | |
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Hello, I'm New Standard Post
High, Eye'm new. Been a fam of Prince since B4 eye was born! Eye heard of the Org from a friend-of-a-friend who used 2 serve Prince breakfast in the 70's, who said it was a famtastic place 2 chit and chat about all things princely! So far, U guys like a lot of sex! Eye have a couple of questions. - How do eye edit my posts? - What is the Orgnote light? - Who do eye brown-nose 2 become a moderator? - Why is the forum so utterly famtastic? p.s. : Eye'm really new. | |
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I'm leaving the Org
Dear Orgers, It is with great sadness and a hint of joy that I hereby anounce my departure from the Org. Here, I have made many enemies and a few friends, and pondered the fate of the humans in the General Discussion forum with some of the zaniest Orgers. I am truly blessed to have been a part of the Org Mafia. Alas, I can no longer partake in what the Org has to offer and feel it is time for me to go. My very few friends know where to find me. Princely yours, Me | |
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The Constructive Criticism Type of Reply
Dear Orger, I have watched with a mixture of amusement and confusion your posting endeavours and must admit that it's not like every day I  on your incredibly tedious and clichéd words. However, I note that you ignore the use of decency, verb tenses and quotation codes, in violation of several grammatical and netiquete rules. I also believe your sorryattempts at humor are all too frequent.
But all is not lost. You can still playfully nauseate the Org with your incessant babble. On those occasions, you are a bore of the garden variety. Much success in the latrine washing industry and don't hate me for offering a bit of much needed constructive criticism. Honestly, ___ [ [This message was edited Sun Apr 20 13:47:40 PDT 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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Moonbeam said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam] 
Like ANYONE is going to believe that... Kid Rock --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: Moonbeam said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]
Like ANYONE is going to believe that... Kid Rock You bought one of his albums! | |
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Moonbeam said: Diva said: Moonbeam said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]
Like ANYONE is going to believe that... Kid Rock You bought one of his albums! 11 years ago! And it was a "lucky" pick remember?! I didn't know what the hell I was buying, I closed my eyes... picked a cd... and that was what I got... That hardly implies I worship him...  --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Diva said: Moonbeam said: Diva said: Moonbeam said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]
Like ANYONE is going to believe that... Kid Rock You bought one of his albums! 11 years ago! And it was a "lucky" pick remember?! I didn't know what the hell I was buying, I closed my eyes... picked a cd... and that was what I got... That hardly implies I worship him... You own some of his music. That's enough. | |
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This is beautiful. . .you're brilliant, Aero. . .wait, wasn't there an asskissing form? | |
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tackam said: This is beautiful. . .you're brilliant, Aero. . .
:wOOt: --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Moonbeam said: Diva said: Moonbeam said: Diva said: Moonbeam said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by infants too juvenile to show their faces. I categorically deny that I am a mushroom. Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those fungus things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a vertebrate, non-poisonous and very, very docile. I simply attract big losers, and I literally worship Kid Rock. No one is pickier than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any food, beverage or fungus that would like me to show what hating mushrooms is all about. Annoyedly, Diva [This message was edited Sat Apr 19 19:08:36 PDT 2003 by Moonbeam]
Like ANYONE is going to believe that... Kid Rock You bought one of his albums! 11 years ago! And it was a "lucky" pick remember?! I didn't know what the hell I was buying, I closed my eyes... picked a cd... and that was what I got... That hardly implies I worship him... You own some of his music. That's enough. But it wasn't intentional! 
Almost the entire cd consists of him rapping... --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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I Apologize
Dear Orgers, I have been a total idiot . Not only did I pretend that I was Diva , but I had the balls to suggest that she enjoyed golden showers . I don't even have much to say in my defense, except that people are only human and make big mistakes . I am sorry for what I did. Therefore, I apologize for my actions but not for being who I am : a sexy and witty guy who got caught up with a bad crowd (Moonbeam) . Signed under pressure, Althom | |
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althom said: I Apologize
Dear Orgers, I have been a total idiot . Not only did I pretend that I was Diva , but I had the balls to suggest that she enjoyed golden showers . I don't even have much to say in my defense, except that people are only human and make big mistakes . I am sorry for what I did. Therefore, I apologize for my actions but not for being who I am : a sexy and witty guy who got caught up with a bad crowd (Moonbeam) . Signed under pressure, Althom Althom, NOOO! 
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althom said: I Apologize
Dear Orgers, I have been a total idiot . Not only did I pretend that I was Diva , but I had the balls to suggest that she enjoyed golden showers . I don't even have much to say in my defense, except that people are only human and make big mistakes . I am sorry for what I did. Therefore, I apologize for my actions but not for being who I am : a sexy and witty guy who got caught up with a bad crowd (Moonbeam) . Signed under pressure, Althom Wow, that ALMOST sounded sincere!  --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by spores too insidious to show their true colors. I categorically deny that I am guilty. Some "Diva" temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those disgusting things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am a sweetheart, kind and very, very innocent. I simply draw big animosity, and I literally worship goodness. No one is gentler than me, and I'm willing to prove it in person with any sane, rational individual that would like me to show what posting respectfully is all about. Humbly, Moonbeam | |
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althom said: I Apologize
Dear Orgers, I have been a total idiot . Not only did I pretend that I was Diva , but I had the balls to suggest that she enjoyed golden showers . I don't even have much to say in my defense, except that people are only human and make big mistakes . I am sorry for what I did. Therefore, I apologize for my actions but not for being who I am : a sexy and witty guy who got caught up with a bad crowd (Moonbeam) . Signed under pressure, Althom Good job. That's the way to apologoze. | |
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Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by Diva . I categorically deny that I took part in a thread impersonating Diva . Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those disgusting, but apparently true things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am thoughtful , sexy and very, very funny . I simply love big tits , and I literally worship women . Signed the real althom, | |
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althom said: Standard Denial
Dear Orgers, Vicious, slanderous rumous have been started on my person by Diva . I categorically deny that I took part in a thread impersonating Diva . Some idiot temporarilly stole my ID and wrote those disgusting, but apparently true things. Anyone who personally knows me can attest that I am thoughtful , sexy and very, very funny . I simply love big tits , and I literally worship women . Signed the real althom, 
Who stole your ID for that fake apology?  | |
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