A 6 year old and a 4 year old

are upstairs in their bedroom.

The 6 year old says,

"You know what?

I think it's about time

we started cussing."

The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

The 6 year old continues,

"When we go downstairs for breakfast,

I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with ass."

The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen

and asks the 6 year old what he wants for
breakfast, he replies,

"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair,

tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,
and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,

with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping
his rear with every step.

His mom locks him in his room and shouts,

"You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4
year old and asks with a stern voice,

"And what do YOU want for breakfast,
young man?"

"I don't know,"

he blubbers,

"but you can bet your fat ass

it won't be Cheerios!"