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Joke! Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny are, and ask what line of work his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay." As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars, and a big stock portfolio." I Love Purple.... | |
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~~~~~ [This message was edited Mon Apr 7 13:48:43 PDT 2003 by Dawanda] I Love Purple.... | |
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There was once a young man (me) who was dating a girl named Wendy. Come valentines day he wanted to get her a very special present. So he decided to get her name tattooed on his penis for her. He steps into the parlour and puts his old man on the table. The tattoo guy starts writing her name and it was more painful than the boy thought, so he kept slipping in and out of consciousness.
When he wakes up he realises to his horror that only the first two letters were on it ‘WE’. “Huh, this is no damn good!” he said. The tattoo artist replied “It’s fine, It’s just flaccid. Once your erect it will read WENDY.” Amazingly enough it worked, so that night the boy invited the beautiful Wendy out to dinner. They were chatting and being very romantic. It started to get late and they had both nearly finished desert so the boy thought ‘I got to show her’. He got a little nerves and needed to go to the toilet. He excused himself and promised her that when he gets back she could see her present. A minute later he was stood at the urinal having a wee when something unusual happened. His all time hero ‘Prince’ walked into the same public rest room, unzipped and took a wee in the bird bath next to the boy. In a moment of weakness the boy peeped over and to his horror Prince also had the letter ‘WE’ tattooed on his dick. ‘Wow’ the boy said. He looked up at Prince and asked “Does yours say WENDY as well’ Prince burst out laughing and said “No, it says WELCOME TO MINNEAPOLIS HAVE A NICE DAY” NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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CAMILLE4U said: There was once a young man (me) who was dating a girl named Wendy. Come valentines day he wanted to get her a very special present. So he decided to get her name tattooed on his penis for her. He steps into the parlour and puts his old man on the table. The tattoo guy starts writing her name and it was more painful than the boy thought, so he kept slipping in and out of consciousness.
When he wakes up he realises to his horror that only the first two letters were on it ‘WE’. “Huh, this is no damn good!” he said. The tattoo artist replied “It’s fine, It’s just flaccid. Once your erect it will read WENDY.” Amazingly enough it worked, so that night the boy invited the beautiful Wendy out to dinner. They were chatting and being very romantic. It started to get late and they had both nearly finished desert so the boy thought ‘I got to show her’. He got a little nerves and needed to go to the toilet. He excused himself and promised her that when he gets back she could see her present. A minute later he was stood at the urinal having a wee when something unusual happened. His all time hero ‘Prince’ walked into the same public rest room, unzipped and took a wee in the bird bath next to the boy. In a moment of weakness the boy peeped over and to his horror Prince also had the letter ‘WE’ tattooed on his dick. ‘Wow’ the boy said. He looked up at Prince and asked “Does yours say WENDY as well’ Prince burst out laughing and said “No, it says WELCOME TO MINNEAPOLIS HAVE A NICE DAY” LOL I Love Purple.... | |
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SEX IN THE JUNGLE One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?" "Tarzan check for bees!" | |
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 check for bees!!!
 you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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This is a mama joke I heard on the radio the other morning.
Yo mama's cookin is so bad all the flies got together and fixed the hole in the screen..George Wallace that had me laughing all day! 
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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