A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that

every woman would agree to sell her body for money.

The manifesto was read by the Queen of France

and she invited the monk for a chat.

- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?

- Yes.

- Me too? -Of course. - And how much do you think I would cost?

- 500 francs.

- What?! Only 500 francs?!

- Here you go

- you've already started to negotiate.

[Edited 9/8/17 16:36pm]

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