Okay, this is probably a dumb thing to do, but I've had a few drinks, so why not?

One of my cell phones is being retired next week. And I've got about 800 minutes of airtime to burn. So for the next few hours, I'll take your calls at:

[Phone number redacted.--Matt]

I think I have call waiting, but I hate call waiting, so if you get my voice mail, I'm probably on the line with someone else.

I reserve the right to remove this thread whenever I feel like it.

Update: Thanks to all who participated in this experiment... I had a lot of fun with it. Maybe we'll do it again. In the interest of protecting people's privacy, I'm going to remove phone numbers posted to this thread.
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[This message was edited Sun Apr 13 19:52:07 PDT 2003 by matt]

allright!

Hey Dr. Drew can I talk to Adam too

is this really happening?!


[Phone number redacted.--Matt]

free for all!
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Sorry, I don't think I have his sense of humor.

Dr. Matt

get any calls yet, matt?

INSATIABLE said:

Still waiting...

matt said:

I think most of them are too damn nervous to call you... you're an attorney, AND a moderator! Yikes!

INSATIABLE said:

I actually called matt once just for shits and giggles...plus I am in the middle of doing laundry right now cause I have no clean clothes for work tomarrow.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

and how was it?!

INSATIABLE said:

good...he has the deffinate lawyer voice

INSATIABLE said:

What, do they think I'm going to file a lawsuit against them? I'm only licensed to practice in Indiana.

As for the moderator issue... people have met me at the Celebration. I'm harmless. I don't bite.

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

Now that's something I haven't heard before... I'm more of a writer than an oral advocate.

We need more ACTION! Somebody, call him!

The thread views are high... we know you're out there watching!

matt said:[quote]

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

oral advocate.




Sorry I had to

MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said:

I knew somebody was going to say something about that.

INSATIABLE said:

Uh, hey Beavis, is this thing on?

Still waiting...

matt said:

I think people are getting confused and calling 1-800-I-FEEL-OK for a good time

Melissa (tackam) is on the line with me right now.

matt said:

INSATIABLE said:

Okay, I'm removing that from my .sig.

mmkay. Someone can call me now!

INSATIABLE said:

insatiable does the number (916) 332-222 or 322-222 still work work in sac? its the time lady who tless the time but moans "at the moan the time will be sex o clock oohhohooohhhahhh" try it for me
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Matt, how often do you change cell phones?

Christopher said:

haha! It's a machine with a guy saying "Hi... this phone number no longer gives out the time... if you need to leave a message for the family, please wait for the beep".


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INSATIABLE said:

haha thats hilarious... i bet it was there mother doing that shit "at the moan the time will be 3:45! ohahhahaahh".."gee after that i need a cigarette "
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Man I fucking hate laundry...be back soon...

Christopher said:

lol... I don't even want to KNOW what that was all about!
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