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Thread started 05/03/17 5:12am

HuMpThAnG

What You're The Most At Being A Hypocrite?

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Reply #1 posted 05/03/17 1:20pm

KingBAD

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when i'm in one of them "we are the world" moods...

i'm truly the only "FUKKK ER'BODY" one left...

my hypocracy shows in the things i don't talk about,

mostly...

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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #2 posted 05/03/17 4:16pm

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Right now darling.

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Reply #3 posted 05/07/17 7:56am

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This could be a fun thread!

I am for stricter gun control, but yet I keep a gun because I feel like I need a gun to protect myself from all the crazies with guns.

I love the environment and clean air and clean water and conservation, and I also love courtesy flushes.

On an intellectual level, I am all peace and love and acceptance and getting along, but on an inner level, I'm pretty misanthropic.


So. Many. Things.
Murica: at least it's not Sudan.
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Reply #4 posted 05/07/17 8:17am

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Horsefeathers said:

This could be a fun thread! I am for stricter gun control, but yet I keep a gun because I feel like I need a gun to protect myself from all the crazies with guns. I love the environment and clean air and clean water and conservation, and I also love courtesy flushes. On an intellectual level, I am all peace and love and acceptance and getting along, but on an inner level, I'm pretty misanthropic. So. Many. Things.



not sure what a courtesy flush is? please enlighten boxed lol otherwise i'm like those too. i tell myself i believe in love for my fellow humankind but when some poopyhead on the road zooms across three lanes of traffic abruptly cutting me off so i have to slam on my brakes and pray the guy behind me doesn't slam into me and all without signaling because they're texting on the cellphone, why... i hate stupid humans! Grrr! Argggh! lol i love you, fellow denizen of the road! you stupid fuck! get off the road, you beloved child under god, and never ever drive again, blessed jerkwad!

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Reply #5 posted 05/07/17 9:31am

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Courtesy flush- flushing as soon as the poo hits the water even if it takes more than once so it doesn't have time to fester and stink up the place while people sit there playing on their phones or reading magazines or praying or whatever it is that people linger around and do on the toilet while perched atop their porcelain thrones with their anal extrusions just inches below festering for everyone to enjoy.

I don't understand recreational poopers. But I am grateful for those who courtesy flush. It's generally considered wasteful among the more environmentally conscious.
Murica: at least it's not Sudan.
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Reply #6 posted 05/07/17 9:32am

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XxAxX said:



Horsefeathers said:


This could be a fun thread! I am for stricter gun control, but yet I keep a gun because I feel like I need a gun to protect myself from all the crazies with guns. I love the environment and clean air and clean water and conservation, and I also love courtesy flushes. On an intellectual level, I am all peace and love and acceptance and getting along, but on an inner level, I'm pretty misanthropic. So. Many. Things.



not sure what a courtesy flush is? please enlighten boxed lol otherwise i'm like those too. i tell myself i believe in love for my fellow humankind but when some poopyhead on the road zooms across three lanes of traffic abruptly cutting me off so i have to slam on my brakes and pray the guy behind me doesn't slam into me and all without signaling because they're texting on the cellphone, why... i hate stupid humans! Grrr! Argggh! lol i love you, fellow denizen of the road! you stupid fuck! get off the road, you beloved child under god, and never ever drive again, blessed jerkwad!



This is so relatable. lol
Murica: at least it's not Sudan.
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Reply #7 posted 05/07/17 12:52pm

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I'm just the worst for telling my kids they must eat healthy snacks such as fruit and then reaching for the biscuit tin behind their backs biggrin

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Reply #8 posted 05/07/17 1:06pm

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I never knew that was what a courtesy flush was. I thought it was just a second flush in the event that all the shit didn't go down the hole.


I believe everyone is hypocritical to some degree but I'm too delusional to know what my hypocrisies are.


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Reply #9 posted 05/07/17 3:19pm

Horsefeathers

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Hudson said:

I never knew that was what a courtesy flush was. I thought it was just a second flush in the event that all the shit didn't go down the hole.



That, too. Just get rid of your poo, people. Starting the second it hits the water. Or shelf if you're in Germany.

Murica: at least it's not Sudan.
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