this happens all the time... sometimes they'll strike up a conversation first... and then sneakily stick their hand down my pants, and start carressing my genitalia... or they might just come up and grab a handfull of my package or my rock hard bottom... last week, one of them straddled my leg and started rubbing herself back and forwards, causing me to drop my shopping...it's really starting to become a problem... does anyone else have this happen to them? ... what should i do about it? i really don't want to cause a fuss, or upset anybody...

MrBliss said:

Yeah...it happens to me all the time...

yeah, try something caffeinated...waking up during the day generally helps with this kind of thing.

applekisses said:

what do you do about it?... any advice would be greatly appreciated

doodle whack

That'll learn 'em.

CarrieMpls said:

i think they might enjoy it though... as doodle whacking is always sure to bring pleasure

CarrieMpls said:

yeah, jizz on their leg and they'll stop...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Or you could pee on them. But they might like that too...

hmmm... This IS a conundrum.

MrBliss said:

well, they would...

CarrieMpls said:

pee in the edit
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CarrieMpls said:

i guess i just want to avoid causing a scene

MrBliss said:

Well, the way I see it, they're already fondling you in public. A scene has already been created. But to avoid further embarrassment, perhaps you could just politely shake them off. And then politely run away.

CarrieMpls said:

that could work... at the moment all i do is stand there with a stunned look on my face, and talk about the weather...which can look a little silly when a woman is rubbing herself on your leg

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'when i walk down the street... women come up to me and touch my private parts'


poor you

Christopher said:

the world's crueler than i once thought

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

heal the world make it a better place for you and me..

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

so true

Christopher said:

even mo' cruel...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

leave poor michael alone cant you see hesgoing thru "things"?...

Christopher said:

"things" ain't even the word 2 begin 2 describe it...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

keep it in the closet

Christopher said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i love your new sig... "i know your nasty say it""


everytime i hear him say that i crack up ...i think im gonna put that on later

Christopher said:

i have the version of "sexy dancer" from paris '81 stuck in my head...i had 2 purge my brain somehow

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I know you're nasty SANG IT!

Christopher said:

damn princey!! goes and grabs paris '81, cues up "sd"

MrBliss said:

theSpark said:

oh hell no, not "scary movie"...