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When a pussy stinks What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet? "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
Barf on it. Maybe she'll take the hint. | |
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Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault! Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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I'm suprised that you wouldn't just say it how it is...! | |
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i would be like damnnn u need to take a bath now leave go home and soak yo ass in some antiseptic antibacterial shittt.. ..  | |
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Helllooo...
How the hell ya gonna dive in head first before testing the water...??? if ya know what I mean...   life Sexy u all | |
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Aannastesia said: Helllooo...
How the hell ya gonna dive in head first before testing the water...??? if ya know what I mean... it happens sometimes 
brotha's always gotta learn the hard way 
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JimmyNothing said: Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
What are they feeding you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO, JAM JAM  The Prince.org Photo Album http://www.purplehouse.nl...ery/Jacqui | |
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[Snip. I was drunk.] [This message was edited Sun Apr 6 3:21:23 PDT 2003 by CAMILLE4U] NOTE: THIS ACCOUNT IS NOW CLOSED. PLEASE CONTACT “K A M  L L E” | |
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stepinrazor said: ..
i would be like damnnn u need to take a bath now leave go home and soak yo ass in some antiseptic antibacterial shittt.. ..  | |
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MrBliss has already done this topic. Thank you for playing. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: MrBliss has already done this topic. Thank you for playing.
Yeah, and EWM even replied to it, so why's he doing it again? | |
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Phuck NO! That's a definite show stopper  No Supersize on that order. | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
Stop dating crack whores.  | |
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althom said: EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
Stop dating crack whores.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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stepinrazor said: Aannastesia said: Helllooo...
How the hell ya gonna dive in head first before testing the water...??? if ya know what I mean... it happens sometimes
brotha's always gotta learn the hard way
.. roflmao JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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Well if your a gambling man,and your feelin lucky.Flip her over and attack that booty!!
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I suppose that I'm blessed...I have no sense of smell.
 By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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crazyhorse said: Well if your a gambling man,and your feelin lucky.Flip her over and attack that booty!!
just grab her in the biscuits! | |
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Does pussy stink? lol! I never smelled a bad one.  lol! smile... 8) | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN!!! i wish a smelly coochie havin ho would offer me the pussy. GO DOWN??? really you jokin rite, about needin a reason not to eat the puddy... rite???
after i was finnish talkin bout her crusty ass, the bitch would stay in a tub for a month of sundays prayin that she'ld be an oderless wonder for the rest of her days. I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN!!! i wish a smelly coochie havin ho would offer me the pussy. GO DOWN??? really you jokin rite, about needin a reason not to eat the puddy... rite???
after i was finnish talkin bout her crusty ass, the bitch would stay in a tub for a month of sundays prayin that she'ld be an oderless wonder for the rest of her days.  I see this going over well. | |
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You could always do the finger test EWM... Rummage around, ensure to not wipe finger, quickly go to bathroom and sniff... This is also called the 'scratch and sniff' test. | |
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Hygiene is sooo important, and if you are dating a smelly woman who dont wash then.. 
Course, maybe she 'looks' clean and doesnt wash her bits but...  oh..I cant imagine...  | |
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An Ode to the Smelly Pussy:
Singa songa syphilis, a fanny fula crabs 4n20 blackheads, twice as many scabs when the scabs pop open, heads begin to sing wasnt it a manky cunt 2 stick your penis in!!?!! | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
Substitue the fingers  for the  tongue. At least after a few washings that stench will go away faster than the taste will. --If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, then give me the electric chair for all my future crimes.-- Electric Chair/Batman/Prince | |
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crazyhorse said: Well if your a gambling man,and your feelin lucky.Flip her over and attack that booty!!
i'm sure if the pussy is rank, the asshole would be SOOO MUUUCH better... :wtf???: I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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SoupDog said: EvilWhiteMale said: What do you do when you go down on a chick and she has a rotten clam instead of a sweet cherry pie? How would some of you get out of munching that carpet?
Substitue the fingers for the tongue. At least after a few washings that stench will go away faster than the taste will.WHUTZ WRONG WITTCA SON??? SHIT if the ho's pussy is smellin like that your first clue would be her funky ass breath... Ok so the bitch was poppin 'JUICY FRUIT' and you didn't see it commin. YOUR NEXT CLUE, when the bitch lifted her skirt, pulled down her pants, WHUTEVER, and your eyes start mistin up, or you just go blind... DON'T WASTE NO TIME make it known in no uncertain terms... BEE-ATCH!!! if you do not get your YEASTY, CLAMITIA havin, smellin like you dragged your ass through the fish market, pee stained draws wearin ass away from me,WE GONNA MAKE NEWS!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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Pop a couple of Altiods before taking that dive. That might just cancel out the "odeur". It's either that or play dead. "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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NovaAngel said: Pop a couple of Altiods before taking that dive. That might just cancel out the "odeur". It's either that or play dead.
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