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Printablehappens to me all the time... but a lot of people think that i'm really just asking for it, since my old ass is always walking around naked...
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MrBliss said: this happens all the time... sometimes they'll strike up a conversation first... and then sneakily stick their hand down my pants, and start carressing my genitalia... or they might just come up and grab a handfull of my package or my rock hard bottom... last week, one of them straddled my leg and started rubbing herself back and forwards, causing me to drop my shopping...it's really starting to become a problem... does anyone else have this happen to them? ... what should i do about it? i really don't want to cause a fuss, or upset anybody...
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Christopher said: 'when i walk down the street... women come up to me and touch my private parts'
poor you  Gosh...I wish I had that problem  | |
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Nikster said: Christopher said: 'when i walk down the street... women come up to me and touch my private parts'
poor you Gosh...I wish I had that problem no you don't .. it's a curse  | |
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MrBliss said: Nikster said: Christopher said: 'when i walk down the street... women come up to me and touch my private parts'
poor you Gosh...I wish I had that problem no you don't .. it's a curse I could live with that. Wait...are the women hot? | |
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how old are they? -------------------------------------------------
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Nikster said: Wait...are the women hot? some are | |
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pejman said: how old are they?
18 and over | |
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MrBliss said: Nikster said: Wait...are the women hot? some are Then what are you complaining about??? | |
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Nikster said: MrBliss said: Nikster said: Wait...are the women hot? some are Then what are you complaining about??? i'm just shy i guess | |
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MrBliss said: Nikster said: MrBliss said: Nikster said: Wait...are the women hot? some are Then what are you complaining about??? i'm just shy i guess Awww... Yep...some women home right in on the shy ones...that's probably why it happens to you so much. Kinda like how cats always seem to be all up on the one person in the room who is allergic to 'em | |
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wow u must have a pretty nice and noticeable package, try wearing baggy pants so you won't show such a nice print 
or when these freaky chicks start feelin u up ... u could always just  they'll be like WTF??? 
and u just innocently look at her and say, "oops!" feel better, feel good, feel wonderful | |
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sag10 said: Erm, may I?  ..i don't even get so much as a "may i" ... society just seems to be headed this way... no manners at all  | |
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MrBliss said: pejman said: how old are they?
18 and over when can I come over so we can stroll in your neighborhood? -------------------------------------------------
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pejman said: MrBliss said: pejman said: how old are they?
18 and over when can I come over so we can stroll in your neighborhood? to protect me? | |
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MrBliss said: pejman said: MrBliss said: pejman said: how old are they?
18 and over when can I come over so we can stroll in your neighborhood? to protect me? Sure I have these sweat pants I wear to the stripclubs I figure I can have more fun on your street... -------------------------------------------------
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are you a little guy mrbliss? | |
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Christopher said: are you a little guy mrbliss?
whaaa??? | |
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MrBliss said: Christopher said: are you a little guy mrbliss?
whaaa???
er..how tall are you? | |
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when i walk down the street... the beginning sounds like a blues song
women come up to me and touch my private parts& then tuns into a bliss song * [This message was edited Tue Apr 8 1:28:05 PDT 2003 by jn2] | |
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DexMSR said: Put a Mouse Trap down there...
now THERE'S some sound advice .. .. i just hope it doesn't go off while i'm strollin'  | |
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MrBliss said: this happens all the time... sometimes they'll strike up a conversation first... and then sneakily stick their hand down my pants, and start carressing my genitalia... or they might just come up and grab a handfull of my package or my rock hard bottom... last week, one of them straddled my leg and started rubbing herself back and forwards, causing me to drop my shopping...it's really starting to become a problem... does anyone else have this happen to them? ... what should i do about it? i really don't want to cause a fuss, or upset anybody...
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AaronFantastic said: hey, sailor...
jiggle jiggle @ jiggle jiggle | |
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MrBliss you need a louder alarm clock. clearly the one you're using ain't doing much to separate you from your dreams | |
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XxAxX said: MrBliss you need a louder alarm clock. clearly the one you're using ain't doing much to separate you from your dreams
it's the truth i tell you... i though this sort of thing must happen to everyone | |
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And U want us to believe that... hA! | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: And U want us to believe that... hA!
gee.. i guess you're just too smart for me . [This message was edited Tue Apr 8 6:05:39 PDT 2003 by MrBliss] | |
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