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Stanley Applebaum weighs in on marine life (giant squid) and weapons of mass destruction (giant squid) With the capture of another massive squid off of Antarctica, I must state most strongly my displeasure with the ocean or any other deep, dark body of water that harbors such weapons of mass destruction as the colossal squid.
Each of the giant squid's massive tentacles houses 25 razor sharp hooks that can rotate in 360 degrees. These hooks can and will be used for nefarious purposes and means and must be eliminated if there is ever to be a meaningful peace in the waters of the world. Scientists say that these monsters of the deep will actually glow in the deep in order to illuminate passing prey which they lure in, torture and then kill with their sharp, powerful beak. Known to be very aggressive, the colossal squid is a threat to all who venture into the waters of planet earth and I propose economic sanctions and a stern beak inspection plan to be carried out by a group of politically-neutral penguins. Everyone band together and help stamp out the evil of the colossal squid. EDIT: changed title 
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If I ever met a giant squid, I'd be like...Ayy! stop looking at me with those dinner plate eyes and get your rubbery ass back to a Jules Verne novel where you belong! "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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EricCartman said: If I ever met a giant squid, I'd be like...Ayy! stop looking at me with those dinner plate eyes and get your rubbery ass back to a Jules Verne novel where you belong!
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This fucker was found swimming around, you know, casing the joint by a fishing boat... he was ready to attack when they sent the trained aquatic land beaver in to kill the vile creature.
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StanleyApplebaum said: With the capture of another massive squid off of Antarctica, I must state most strongly my displeasure with the ocean or any other deep, dark body of water that harbors such weapons of mass destruction as the colossal squid.
Each of the giant squid's massive tentacles houses 25 razor sharp hooks that can rotate in 360 degrees. These hooks can and will be used for nefarious purposes and means and must be eliminated if there is ever to be a meaningful peace in the waters of the world. Scientists say that these monsters of the deep will actually glow in the deep in order to illuminate passing prey which they lure in, torture and then kill with their sharp, powerful beak. Known to be very aggressive, the colossal squid is a threat to all who venture into the waters of planet earth and I propose economic sanctions and a stern beak inspection plan to be carried out by a group of politically-neutral penguins. Everyone band together and help stamp out the evil of the colossal squid. OMG!!! My daughter wants to be a marine biologist. Eek!! | |
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IceNine said: This fucker was found swimming around, you know, casing the joint by a fishing boat... he was ready to attack when they sent the trained aquatic land beaver in to kill the vile creature.
Aquatic land beavers kick ass! especially the secret serivice 'dam buster' squad. "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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Join our anti-squid crew, Mico!
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wow. good thing SOMEone is on top of this thing. who knws what OTHER weapons of mass destruction the ocean is harboring??!!! | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: Join our anti-squid crew, Mico!
Thank you for the invite, however I would much prefer to comment about it's squishiness! It's squishy! Really squishy! | |
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TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: Join our anti-squid crew, Mico!
Thank you for the invite, however I would much prefer to comment about it's squishiness! It's squishy! Really squishy! It is a very squishy squid indeed... ...and it must be destroyed! | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: Join our anti-squid crew, Mico!
Thank you for the invite, however I would much prefer to comment about it's squishiness! It's squishy! Really squishy! It is a very squishy squid indeed... ...and it must be destroyed! But before you destroy it, pinch it! It's gotta be super-squishy! | |
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XxAxX said: wow. good thing SOMEone is on top of this thing. who knws what OTHER weapons of mass destruction the ocean is harboring??!!!
The ocean is full of horrible weapons of mass destruction and I demand sanctions against nature!!! If there is a god, I demand strong sanctions against it too!!! We cannot stand for this any longer. | |
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You have squid options! Don't say we don't care about you on the org!
TheMico also posted a squid topic later today. He wants to test the squishy nature of the giant squid! His post is at http://www.prince.org/msg...&tid=43273 - join the squishy revolution! I prefer to discuss the evil, destructive aspect of the colossal squid. Please, post your thoughts about the evil, destructive nature of the colossal squid on this very thread! | |
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I must protest on behalf of squid, please don't let images of
. put you off, they a good creatures, and calamari is the best food ever!! | |
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Soapstone said: I must protest on behalf of squid, please don't let images of
. put you off, they a good creatures, and calamari is the best food ever!! If you like calamari so much, I suggest that you join our crew and slaughter them wholesale... you could eat your fill and then some! | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: Soapstone said: I must protest on behalf of squid, please don't let images of
. put you off, they a good creatures, and calamari is the best food ever!! If you like calamari so much, I suggest that you join our crew and slaughter them wholesale... you could eat your fill and then some! Did anyone else notice that the squid is squishing this man! Oh! The irony! | |
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TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: Soapstone said: I must protest on behalf of squid, please don't let images of
. put you off, they a good creatures, and calamari is the best food ever!! If you like calamari so much, I suggest that you join our crew and slaughter them wholesale... you could eat your fill and then some! Did anyone else notice that the squid is squishing this man! Oh! The irony! I, Stanley Applebaum, noticed this horrendous war crime! We must band together to stamp out this natural weapon of mass destruction before it is too late. This behemoth of the deep has tortured the masses and ruled as a cruel dictator for far too long. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: Soapstone said: I must protest on behalf of squid, please don't let images of
. put you off, they a good creatures, and calamari is the best food ever!! If you like calamari so much, I suggest that you join our crew and slaughter them wholesale... you could eat your fill and then some! Did anyone else notice that the squid is squishing this man! Oh! The irony! I, Stanley Applebaum, noticed this horrendous war crime! We must band together to stamp out this natural weapon of mass destruction before it is too late. This behemoth of the deep has tortured the masses and ruled as a cruel dictator for far too long. It is squishy, and squishes! A squishy double threat! It must be stopped! | |
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TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: Soapstone said: I must protest on behalf of squid, please don't let images of
. put you off, they a good creatures, and calamari is the best food ever!! If you like calamari so much, I suggest that you join our crew and slaughter them wholesale... you could eat your fill and then some! Did anyone else notice that the squid is squishing this man! Oh! The irony! I, Stanley Applebaum, noticed this horrendous war crime! We must band together to stamp out this natural weapon of mass destruction before it is too late. This behemoth of the deep has tortured the masses and ruled as a cruel dictator for far too long. It is squishy, and squishes! A squishy double threat! It must be stopped! The giant squid has only nefarious purposes in life and is a threat to all that enter the waters of planet Earth! This inhuman monster uses its squishiness to lure people (and sea creatures) in and then it squishes them. | |
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TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: TheMico said: StanleyApplebaum said: Soapstone said: I must protest on behalf of squid, please don't let images of
. put you off, they a good creatures, and calamari is the best food ever!! If you like calamari so much, I suggest that you join our crew and slaughter them wholesale... you could eat your fill and then some! Did anyone else notice that the squid is squishing this man! Oh! The irony! I, Stanley Applebaum, noticed this horrendous war crime! We must band together to stamp out this natural weapon of mass destruction before it is too late. This behemoth of the deep has tortured the masses and ruled as a cruel dictator for far too long. It is squishy, and squishes! A squishy double threat! It must be stopped! You're right! Imagine the amount of calamari I could get out of that bad boy! On their squishiness, they are firm really, not squishy! | |
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You could be right here is some intelligence I have just acquired of such a squid of mass destruction. You can clearly see in this "night-vision" photograph, the giant squid attacking the USS Cole.
GIANT SQUID ATTACKS USS COLE | |
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Soapstone said: You could be right here is some intelligence I have just acquired of such a squid of mass destruction. You can clearly see in this "night-vision" photograph, the giant squid attacking the USS Cole.
GIANT SQUID ATTACKS USS COLE Holy mackerel!!! This is proof enough. I rest my case. | |
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XxAxX said: wow. good thing SOMEone is on top of this thing. who knws what OTHER weapons of mass destruction the ocean is harboring??!!!
they say it's the quiet ones you've got to watch | |
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MrBliss said: XxAxX said: wow. good thing SOMEone is on top of this thing. who knws what OTHER weapons of mass destruction the ocean is harboring??!!!
SNIPPED IMAGE they say it's the quiet ones you've got to watch Let's never forget the "Weedy Seadragon" if we are really looking out... Look on in horror as this diver narrowly misses almost certain death!!!  | |
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actually i find the little seahorsies and dragons kind of ...well cute and not so scary | |
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XxAxX said: actually i find the little seahorsies and dragons kind of ...well cute and not so scary
Sympathizer!!!  | |
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BWAHAHAHAHA I AM A SPY, PUNY MORTAL, A SPY FOR THE DEEP BLUE SEA | |
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XxAxX said: actually i find the little seahorsies and dragons kind of ...well cute and not so scary
Me too...I wanna hug 'em.  | |
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XxAxX said: BWAHAHAHAHA I AM A SPY, PUNY MORTAL, A SPY FOR THE DEEP BLUE SEA
You aquatic birds had better not form an alliance with the squid!!! | |
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