If he does forget her birthday she SHOULD dump his Ass!

Everybody hates me and my 100 personalities...

HerRoyalBadness said:

Please list your personalities so that we can decide if we hate them or not. You might find that we only hate 98 of them.

StanleyApplebaum said:

HerRoyalBadness is the bigger part in 87% of them... others with slight changes, but still very satanic... and sexy... and superfunky...
decide 4 urself

btw: bEAUTIFULmIND is very sweet and caring

Devoted2P was heavinly white and innocent...

Muse2noPharaoh said:

INSATIABLE said:

Looking at your post, I must state most strongly that you should never get involved with a pimp.

Thank you.

StanleyApplebaum said:

What should I select?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

You should select someone who is represented by an otter.

StanleyApplebaum said:

Silly Applebutt! I already have! He better ease up on me so I get things done around here!

Stanley...I'm at work and I have a Migrane coming on...also, I need a shoulder massage...what should I do?

applekisses said:

Here is a little-known fact that you should be aware of: Caffeine helps stop migraine headaches. I would consume large quantities of caffeine to relieve the headache and then I would call a local exotic massage outcall service for the "massage," if you know what I mean.

Good luck with your migraine... the caffeine will help.

StanleyApplebaum said:

I'm getting some iced tea and looking for carryout massage...thanks, Stanley!

applekisses said:

You are quite welcome. Stanley Applebaum is always available to help those who need his assistance.

Im not getting ANYTHING done this morning! What do you suggest?

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Getting out of bed, maybe?

ChocolateInvasion said:

Easter is comming! Be afraid! BE V E R Y AFRAID!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

...weak spot found...

I think the question that you are trying to ask is how to change a flat on your automobile... well, first you get a jack to lift the car, then you remove the defective tire and replace it with the spare.

ChocolateInvasion said:

I WAS KIDDING! I could not harm a fly! A SPIDER is a different story!

StanleyApplebaum said:

Stanley, Let me explain something to you! ( A line from Muses personal contract)

Under the heading of vehicles:

Mechanical failure: I the female in this situation, pull over where it is safe.. Lock up said vehicle ... kick the vehicle in question. Get out my handy SPRINT cell phone and report the exact coordinates of said failed vehicle and proceed to take a taxi ... The male in the situation will then proceed to decide how to handle the faulty vehicle. I in turn then promise not to head down to a car lot and spend money on a a new vehicle!

Muse2noPharaoh said:

Who could hurt the great Tigerbunny?

StanleyApplebaum said:

Migraine Report...

IT'S GONE Thanks to the magical advice of Stanley Applebaum and a big-ass Diet Pepsi!

applekisses said:

Stanley Applebaum is always happy to see his advice prove to be useful.

StanleyApplebaum said:

Actually...you have to loosen the lugnuts first with the appropriate tool and then jack-up the car to pull the tire off. Otherwise, if you've jacked-up the car already, when you try to remove the lugnuts the tire will just spin round and round.
[This message was edited Wed Apr 2 12:00:52 PST 2003 by applekisses]

Was Atlantis really part of Antarctica?

Stanley-

Why are humans on earth? or Why are we here?

Thanks

H e e l l o o?

BorisFishpaw said:

The lost city of Atlantis is actually nothing more than a myth that is perpetuated in order to sell books by various people who claim that they have a psychic link to chimpanzees who have passed the knowledge of Atlantis down through the ages like a torch in the all-important relay at the great simian olympics.

Slave2daGroove said:

Humans evolved as a direct result of solar radiation bombarding a slightly intelligent species of slug that then mutated and began devising new and creative ways to kill both themselves and other creatures. The grand design of humanity is that of a self-reproducing killing machine and the meaning of human life is death. Humankind will cease to exist as soon as humans have killed all other animals and have finally turned to wholesale killing of other humans in order to fulfill their inborn need to kill.

Stanley Applebaum is off for the evening... please post any questions or issues and they will be answered the next business day.