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Thread started 04/02/03 5:24pm

BorisFishpaw

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Snorkles, oh Snorkles, why hast thou forsaken me?

Last month I prayed to the great Snorkles and
his mighty penguins of power for a winning
lottery ticket, but so far...nothing.

I'm currently being forced to "go to work"
every day, just to earn enough money to finance
my 24/7 partying and crack habit.

I'm beginning to have a crisis of faith.
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Reply #1 posted 04/02/03 5:26pm

IceNine

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Thou shalt not call upon Snorkles for assistance in the procurement of funds to finance hedonistic exploits. So sayeth Snorkles and so shall it be.
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Reply #2 posted 04/02/03 5:30pm

BorisFishpaw

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Tis true, I have been taking his great name in vain.
I repent, and shall from this day forth wear
(Versace) Sackcloth as pennance.

(I still wish the great one could get me out of
this tedious "earning an honest wage" business though)
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Reply #3 posted 04/02/03 5:31pm

Berry
Ye he who hath lumpia and said ye forsakith swimmingflippers in said such prayer and worship will drown in shallow kiddie pool...
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Reply #4 posted 04/02/03 5:32pm

Berry
...in Versace with flippers uppith!
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Reply #5 posted 04/02/03 5:37pm

BorisFishpaw

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Lo and behold the infant king.

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Reply #6 posted 04/02/03 5:50pm

blacksatin515
Snorkles forsaketh no man. He has a plan, and that plan is for you to become so poor that you have to run naked in the streets begging for money, so he can look upon your nakedness and smile.
Because he likes us to be naked.
Really naked.
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Reply #7 posted 04/02/03 5:51pm

MrBliss

blacksatin515 said:

Snorkles forsaketh no man. He has a plan, and that plan is for you to become so poor that you have to run naked in the streets begging for money, so he can look upon your nakedness and smile.
Because he likes us to be naked.
Really naked.



lol
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Reply #8 posted 04/02/03 6:09pm

Berry

BorisFishpaw said:

Lo and behold the infant king.





:LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
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