I didn't have a big family growing up, but I always admired them. Especailly those big families that are close and stick to each other. and when I get married, one of my dreams was to have a huge family. I was wanted like three boys and three girls just like the brady bunch family I thought it was cool, cuz you know your legacy will contiue on after you die through your children and your children's children's after that, I know it's easy to say you want a big family and I know after I have my first child I'll be quick to change my mind , however. When is the limit to stop having kids, How many babies do y'all think is to many? I know this lady who had 14 kids (each by different baby daddies). And I could not believe it when she told me. She's so little I think she must weigh less then me and I swear I was quick to call her a liar when she told me that, until she showed me a picture. I couldn't believe my eyes. I want a big family but damn 14 kids I swear I would b tired and stressed out by the 10th child,I love kids but if I had 14 I'll end up not standing kids I swear

"You go to ur own graduation I'm tired SH*D"
[This message was edited Tue Apr 1 11:40:09 PST 2003 by DigitalLisa]

Lisa, before you do the wild thang, let me hip you up to a few things: I posted this in another thread. Enjoy, Mama.


POSITION:
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPON! SIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accou! ntability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AN! D COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and this wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

DigitalLisa said:

I know a JW sister who had 9 boys and 3 girls. She has to be in her late 40s or early 50s...and she looks great and fit. She goes rollerskating with her sons all the time.