Just to depress you all for a bit!

I introduce the Org Clogpopometer! Which of us will pop our clogs first?

Obviously we are all different ages, in different conditions of health etc. One of these days, an Orger you know will be pushing up the daisies. Shuffling off to join the choir invisible. An ex Orger. Ceased to be.

But who will it be? Post now, tell us why you are most likely to drop first, and how terribly unhealthy you are. Org gold star to the best entry.

PS wouldn't it be cool if someone left a note in their will, to make sure that their "last goodbye to the Org!" messages gets posted here by a family member in event of their demise? Or is that too creepy?

billy sparkxx puts down hot sauce bottle and looks in both directions

are you gonna deactivate me again..??


:O


i dont want to be one of those EX-orgers

I'm talking REALLY ex exOrgers

DORA said:

It would be quite creepy if someone's nearest and dearest used the dead Orger's account to post the news that the Orger in question had gone to that great thread in the sky. If I die soon, I'll make sure that my other half knows how to sign in as me and tell you all about my untimely demise. Heck, there could even be a virtual funeral thread for me...

Right, I'm going to kill myself, right now!

i always pictured kelley_anne eating crisco with a spoon


she b my bet

Well, being Scottish, I have a head start. We are the un-healthiest species on the planet.
Our alcohol consumption, fried food intake and cigarette smoking mean it's lucky if any of us reach the age of 30!

ian said:

the orgers that are no more...the ones who have rung down the curtain and joined the choir...

...the ex-orgers!!!

I've always wondered if there were any orgers would really have died and no one ever noticed.

see now this just shouldn't be posted

and by a moderator of all people..


this will be funny till someone actually does die then
you think this thread will still be around then huh ?

If I die, I'm coming back to haunt your asses. LOL.

Moonbeam said:

Oh that's a terrible thing to say!

Paisley said:

I know! Don't ask me why I've thought this.

Moonbeam said:

Shame on you

Paisley said:

It's not like I thought about it on purpose!

Moonbeam said:

Yeah but you were thinkin about it in the back of your evil little mind.

Paisley said:

Moonbeam said:

Paisley said:

I know of an orger who used to post here a lot until recently, and was quite respected, who is dying. It's not as rare a thing as you might imagine.

NegaTIVity said:

I have thought about this... what if I die someday? Nobody on the org will know...

Natsume said:

Tell me and I'll org note everybody.

althom said:

We will know when bkw and 2the9s die though... all the crap threads and posts will suddenly disappear.

Natsume said:

FunkyStrange said:

Why not? Although I presented it in a light-hearted matter so as not to get you all too morose, I was actually being semi serious.

And by the way, I didn't post it in any "moderator" capacity, I posed it as myself, Ian.

Natsume said:

We would all feel the emptiness, Nat.

I think... that ian's on his way out closely followed by 'pops' 2the9s

My health

I'm a walking bomb... i am covered in explosives and I have laxative chocolate for the chocoholics to destroy them with ring rot. I have left traps out for that otter... I have left glass in the cat litter I have put cyanide (sp?) in the rabbit food... and i'm afraid that whatever u last ate i poisoned

I'm sorry for killing you all off... one day u may understand and not haunt me i pray for your souls SOS... SYS (save your souls)