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Printablelovemachine said: No I would have to avoid Q. 
I would like Troi or Seven or certainly T'pol 
[image omitted] Check out this picture without the vulcan makeup. [image omitted] Although if I ever was to score with her I would want the Vulcan ears and uniform to be left on 
On a side note about Q; while I was in high school there was a man who worked at the local movie theater who was Q's twin bother. It was freaky. . [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 18:09:40 PST 2003 by lovemachine] I think Q is hot, but I have a big thing for Captain Picard... and from Nemesis, I would DEFINITELY have my way with Shinzon.  -------
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ian said: lovemachine said: ian said: I dunno about Troi... I mean, her spray-on uniform was great, but she's a bit sappy. And I wouldn't want Riker's sloppy seconds.
Or Worfs for that matter...  I always have a soft spot for her as she was my first Star Trek Love  Yeah but you'd be just starting to get busy and she'd be all like "I sense pain, terrible pain!" because your next door neighbour has a headache or something. Bloody empaths! Also she'd be able to read your emotions, and when you came home from the pub and feeling amorous she'd sense it in advance and have loads of time to think of an excuse. It's just not gonna work. Plus she's looking a bit older now, no longer the intergalactic cheerleader with her 80s hairdo. That's real good stuff (had me laughing out loud) and it also made me realize that I need to put more thought into my Star Trek fantasies. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: No I would have to avoid Q.
I would like Troi or Seven or certainly T'pol
[image omitted] Check out this picture without the vulcan makeup. [image omitted] Although if I ever was to score with her I would want the Vulcan ears and uniform to be left on
On a side note about Q; while I was in high school there was a man who worked at the local movie theater who was Q's twin bother. It was freaky. . [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 18:09:40 PST 2003 by lovemachine] I think Q is hot, but I have a big thing for Captain Picard... and from Nemesis, I would DEFINITELY have my way with Shinzon. Shit, if you'd do Picard you'd do me. I'm foreign and I've got a bald head. I can even straighten my sweater, puff out my chest and say "engage!" if you wanted! Also I have drank tea earl grey hot on occasion! | |
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Riddle me this: how come Picard was supposed to French but he had an English accent eh? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: No I would have to avoid Q.
I would like Troi or Seven or certainly T'pol
[image omitted] Check out this picture without the vulcan makeup. [image omitted] Although if I ever was to score with her I would want the Vulcan ears and uniform to be left on
On a side note about Q; while I was in high school there was a man who worked at the local movie theater who was Q's twin bother. It was freaky. . [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 18:09:40 PST 2003 by lovemachine] I think Q is hot, but I have a big thing for Captain Picard... and from Nemesis, I would DEFINITELY have my way with Shinzon. [Shinzon image deleted] The funny thing is that Picard looks better today then he did 15 years ago when the show started. But yeah, even as a straight man I can see the attraction to Picard, but Shinzon...? | |
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PS Ben Sisko would kick Picard's ass in a fight. | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: No I would have to avoid Q.
I would like Troi or Seven or certainly T'pol
[image omitted] Check out this picture without the vulcan makeup. [image omitted] Although if I ever was to score with her I would want the Vulcan ears and uniform to be left on
On a side note about Q; while I was in high school there was a man who worked at the local movie theater who was Q's twin bother. It was freaky. . [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 18:09:40 PST 2003 by lovemachine] I think Q is hot, but I have a big thing for Captain Picard... and from Nemesis, I would DEFINITELY have my way with Shinzon. Shit, if you'd do Picard you'd do me. I'm foreign and I've got a bald head. I can even straighten my sweater, puff out my chest and say "engage!" if you wanted! Also I have drank tea earl grey hot on occasion! I was about to say "Make It So" and then I realized that Battier is mine (as soon as she turns 18 ) | |
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ian said: Shit, if you'd do Picard you'd do me.
Uhh... No. -------
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lovemachine said: I was about to say "Make It So" and then I realized that Battier is mine (as soon as she turns 18
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Shit, if you'd do Picard you'd do me.
Uhh... No. Ouch
But think about the power on the org that you would gain from banging a moderator...You would be unstoppable in flame wars  | |
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lovemachine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Shit, if you'd do Picard you'd do me.
Uhh... No. Ouch
But think about the power on the org that you would gain from banging a moderator...You would be unstoppable in flame wars Hey I wasn't offering, I don't do pedophilia! But she wants it. Bad. As long as I wear a red commander's uniform and those red captain's pips, she'll go weak at the knees. | |
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lovemachine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Shit, if you'd do Picard you'd do me.
Uhh... No. Ouch
But think about the power on the org that you would gain from banging a moderator...You would be unstoppable in flame wars No. They would still stop me. Bastards... All of them! -------
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ian said: Hey I wasn't offering, I don't do pedophilia!
That's not what those orgnotes you send me after you warn me say.
But she wants it. Bad. As long as I wear a red commander's uniform and those red captain's pips, she'll go weak at the knees.
Now that you mention it...  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Hey I wasn't offering, I don't do pedophilia!
That's not what those orgnotes you send me after you warn me say.
I can already hear the english Police sirens coming to take Ian away | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Hey I wasn't offering, I don't do pedophilia!
That's not what those orgnotes you send me after you warn me say.
But she wants it. Bad. As long as I wear a red commander's uniform and those red captain's pips, she'll go weak at the knees.
Now that you mention it... Told you so. Plot a course for the nether-regions. Engage! | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Hey I wasn't offering, I don't do pedophilia!
That's not what those orgnotes you send me after you warn me say.
But she wants it. Bad. As long as I wear a red commander's uniform and those red captain's pips, she'll go weak at the knees.
Now that you mention it... Told you so. Plot a course for the nether-regions. Engage! Yessir! Yes Captain! -------
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*wondering if Ian would like to be beaten with a Klingon pain stick. . .* | |
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