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Hey IceNine... 
Would ya? -------
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Nice forehead!!!
It would be like banging a turtle!!! I LOVE IT!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Nice forehead!!!
It would be like banging a turtle!!! I LOVE IT! I knew you would. Get to work, Ice! -------
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She's no Belana Torres! | |
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ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. -------
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ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Is Bleana Torres a turtle woman? If not, forget her. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. Well no, that's the point though! If you are talking Klingon women, there's none better. Although technically she is half Klingon. But there was that episode where they separated her human half from her klingon half. I'd go for the klingon half every time - she'd kick my ass and I'd like it. Okay I'll get my coat now... | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. Well no, that's the point though! If you are talking Klingon women, there's none better. Although technically she is half Klingon. But there was that episode where they separated her human half from her klingon half. I'd go for the klingon half every time - she'd kick my ass and I'd like it. Okay I'll get my coat now...  | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. Well no, that's the point though! If you are talking Klingon women, there's none better. Although technically she is half Klingon. But there was that episode where they separated her human half from her klingon half. I'd go for the klingon half every time - she'd kick my ass and I'd like it. Okay I'll get my coat now...
That's great, Ian. That is really great! -------
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 Great I have been dumped for a turtle! | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. Well no, that's the point though! If you are talking Klingon women, there's none better. Although technically she is half Klingon. But there was that episode where they separated her human half from her klingon half. I'd go for the klingon half every time - she'd kick my ass and I'd like it. Okay I'll get my coat now...
That's great, Ian. That is really great! I feel better having shared that with all of you! | |
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Additionally if anyone wants to dress up as Belana Torres and help me fulfill my cosmic fantasies and commit interstellar perversion, I'd be more than willing.
Edit: Except IceNine. Man, stop offering, I said no already dammit! [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 17:39:38 PST 2003 by ian] | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. Well no, that's the point though! If you are talking Klingon women, there's none better. Although technically she is half Klingon. But there was that episode where they separated her human half from her klingon half. I'd go for the klingon half every time - she'd kick my ass and I'd like it. Okay I'll get my coat now...
That's great, Ian. That is really great! I feel better having shared that with all of you! 
Go get her, Ian! -------
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ian said: Additionally if anyone wants to dress up as Belana Torres and help me fulfill my cosmic fantasies and commit interstellar perversion, I'd be more than willing.
Edit: Except IceNine. Man, stop offering, I said no already dammit! [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 17:39:38 PST 2003 by ian] Stop asking... do you want me to post the orgnotes??? :O SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. Well no, that's the point though! If you are talking Klingon women, there's none better. Although technically she is half Klingon. But there was that episode where they separated her human half from her klingon half. I'd go for the klingon half every time - she'd kick my ass and I'd like it. Okay I'll get my coat now...
That's great, Ian. That is really great! I feel better having shared that with all of you!
Go get her, Ian! Ah, I don't want her Hallmark-card Federation crap, I want her in her batholith wielding raging Klingon fury dammit! That chief engineer's uniform ain't gonna do I'm afraid. | |
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IceNine said: ian said: Additionally if anyone wants to dress up as Belana Torres and help me fulfill my cosmic fantasies and commit interstellar perversion, I'd be more than willing.
Edit: Except IceNine. Man, stop offering, I said no already dammit! [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 17:39:38 PST 2003 by ian] Stop asking... do you want me to post the orgnotes??? :O (in a small voice) no, sorry mister icenine. | |
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ian said: Ah, I don't want her Hallmark-card Federation crap, I want her in her batholith wielding raging Klingon fury dammit! That chief engineer's uniform ain't gonna do I'm afraid.
Wow, Ian! I had no idea you were like this! -------
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ian said: IceNine said: ian said: Additionally if anyone wants to dress up as Belana Torres and help me fulfill my cosmic fantasies and commit interstellar perversion, I'd be more than willing.
Edit: Except IceNine. Man, stop offering, I said no already dammit! [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 17:39:38 PST 2003 by ian] Stop asking... do you want me to post the orgnotes??? :O (in a small voice) no, sorry mister icenine. Just as I thought... now get back to the turtle farm and get to work!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Ah, I don't want her Hallmark-card Federation crap, I want her in her batholith wielding raging Klingon fury dammit! That chief engineer's uniform ain't gonna do I'm afraid.
Wow, Ian! I had no idea you were like this! Well you never asked! I've been dying to confess! | |
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: Ah, I don't want her Hallmark-card Federation crap, I want her in her batholith wielding raging Klingon fury dammit! That chief engineer's uniform ain't gonna do I'm afraid.
Wow, Ian! I had no idea you were like this! Well you never asked! I've been dying to confess! I'm glad I was able to make this thread, and you were able to come out and confess your lust for Klingon women. -------
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ian said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: ian said: She's no Belana Torres!
Neither are you, sweety. Well no, that's the point though! If you are talking Klingon women, there's none better. Although technically she is half Klingon. But there was that episode where they separated her human half from her klingon half. I'd go for the klingon half every time - she'd kick my ass and I'd like it. Okay I'll get my coat now... Allright another Trek lover 
She is hot and I would also accept the ass kickings  | |
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Mental note to self: never, under any circumstances, do a Google search for anything related to Star Trek. No matter how much you liked the show, there are people out there who will scare you. Such as Star Trek gay BDSM fan fiction etc.
Goes to show... no matter how much of a fan you are of something, there are always some psychos out there who take things too damn far! Except in the case of Prince, because obviously in this case we are the psychos. | |
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lovemachine said: Allright another Trek lover
She is hot and I would also accept the ass kickings I just knew you would come into this... Hey BattierBeMyDaddy... 
Would you? Oh, I most certainly would! -------
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ian said: Mental note to self: never, under any circumstances, do a Google search for anything related to Star Trek. No matter how much you liked the show, there are people out there who will scare you. Such as Star Trek gay BDSM fan fiction etc.
Holy fuck... Ian found my secret site. :O SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: ian said: Mental note to self: never, under any circumstances, do a Google search for anything related to Star Trek. No matter how much you liked the show, there are people out there who will scare you. Such as Star Trek gay BDSM fan fiction etc.
Holy fuck... Ian found my secret site. :O I found it a couple weeks ago. I must say, I found it highly arousing. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: lovemachine said: Allright another Trek lover
She is hot and I would also accept the ass kickings I just knew you would come into this... Hey BattierBeMyDaddy... [Picture of Q deleted] Would you? Oh, I most certainly would! No I would have to avoid Q.
I would like Troi or Seven or certainly T'pol 
Check out this picture without the vulcan makeup. 
Although if I ever was to score with her I would want the Vulcan ears and uniform to be left on 
On a side note about Q; while I was in high school there was a man who worked at the local movie theater who was Q's twin bother. It was freaky. . [This message was edited Sun Mar 30 18:09:40 PST 2003 by lovemachine] | |
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I dunno about Troi... I mean, her spray-on uniform was great, but she's a bit sappy. And I wouldn't want Riker's sloppy seconds. | |
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ian said: I dunno about Troi... I mean, her spray-on uniform was great, but she's a bit sappy. And I wouldn't want Riker's sloppy seconds.
Or Worfs for that matter... I always have a soft spot for her as she was my first Star Trek Love  | |
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lovemachine said: ian said: I dunno about Troi... I mean, her spray-on uniform was great, but she's a bit sappy. And I wouldn't want Riker's sloppy seconds.
Or Worfs for that matter... I always have a soft spot for her as she was my first Star Trek Love Yeah but you'd be just starting to get busy and she'd be all like "I sense pain, terrible pain!" because your next door neighbour has a headache or something. Bloody empaths! Also she'd be able to read your emotions, and when you came home from the pub and feeling amorous she'd sense it in advance and have loads of time to think of an excuse. It's just not gonna work. Plus she's looking a bit older now, no longer the intergalactic cheerleader with her 80s hairdo. | |
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