There actually was a study done on this. They brought in a group of horny ladies to a five-story hotel. They told the ladies that the men were grouped by floor, with a description of each grouping at the head of the floor. The ladies were told there was only one rule - once you left a floor, you couldn't go back to it.

The ladies went to the first floor entrance, and the sign there said "The men on this floor have it short and thin". The ladies continued to the second floor.

There, the sign said "The men on this floor have it long and thin". The ladies moved on.

They came to the third floor, where the sign read "The men on this floor have it short and fat". The ladies were intrigued but continued to the fourth floor.

The fourth floor sign said "The men on this floor have it long and fat". After some discussion, the ladies decided to go to the fifth floor. They opened the door to the fifth floor, where they were greeted with a sign that said:

"There are no men on this floor. We used it to prove the women are never satisfied".

You're welcome.

A man of character who also keeps himself clean. Facial hair is not a factor as long as it compliments his facial features.... I care more about nice teeth! A great smile is imperative! Good skin and a neat appearance.

His weight is a non-issue. His physical body is a non-issue, different strokes for different folks, and ALL men, short, fat, tall. thin, brawny or slight... doesn't matter as long as you are kind and possess goog character traits. There WILL be a woman for you.

Having a positive attitude towards women is always needed too.

Do ladies like men who prefer their Earth flat?