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THE PHENOMENOLOGICAL WORLD OF STANLEY APPLEBAUM! Everything is as I see it... my interpretations shape reality and all of you are nothing more or less than my interpretation of you. You are represented by the traits that I have recognized in you and you conform exactly to the template that my mind has produced for you.
You are all my children. You are all my creations. You are all my horrors and nightmares. You are all my dreams. | |
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allrightythen. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: allrightythen.
You, for instance, are a lady with blonde hair and large... eyes. | |
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Ice, how's it going? | |
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I'm not real? Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: INSATIABLE said: allrightythen.
You, for instance, are a lady with blonde hair and large... eyes. Wow! Is this, like, my horoscope? Fur shur! . Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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teller said: I'm not real?
You are as real as I think you are... you do as I believe you do... Repeat after me: Surf's up, dude! | |
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nickandmon said: Ice, how's it going?
You, for instance, masturbate frequently... I sense that you miss your wife and have a hell of a bill for cocoa butter. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: You are as real as I think you are... you do as I believe you do...
Repeat after me: Surf's up, dude! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: StanleyApplebaum said: You are as real as I think you are... you do as I believe you do...
Repeat after me: Surf's up, dude! As some have been known to say... "cowabunga!" | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: As some have been known to say... "cowabunga!"
Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: StanleyApplebaum said: As some have been known to say... "cowabunga!"
I see some cool buds and tasty waves in your future... my senses rule your reality. Surf. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: I see some cool buds and tasty waves in your future... my senses rule your reality.
Goddamnit, make this surfboard and beach go away and put me back in my house with my coffee!
Surf. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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teller said: StanleyApplebaum said: I see some cool buds and tasty waves in your future... my senses rule your reality.
Goddamnit, make this surfboard and beach go away and put me back in my house with my coffee!
Surf. Your wish was dictated by my desire for you to have coffee, therefore you will now find yourself back in your house with a steaming cup of coffee, as this is my will. Surf's down, dude! | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: Your wish was dictated by my desire for you to have coffee, therefore you will now find yourself back in your house with a steaming cup of coffee, as this is my will.
Surf's down, dude! whew! Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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Were you listening...or were you looking at the woman in the red dress? | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Were you listening...or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Case in point, you are currently sitting in a high-backed chair with a doberman pinscher to your right side... you are looking into the flames rising from the fire in your busted television tube and dreaming of growing wings and flying to the sun like Iccarus, only to land in the seas and return to shore, reborn as a pup seal. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: BorisFishpaw said: Were you listening...or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Case in point, you are currently sitting in a high-backed chair with a doberman pinscher to your right side... you are looking into the flames rising from the fire in your busted television tube and dreaming of growing wings and flying to the sun like Iccarus, only to land in the seas and return to shore, reborn as a pup seal. Fuckin' uncanny! (though it's not a doberman pinscher, it's an asthma hound chihuahua) | |
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BorisFishpaw said: StanleyApplebaum said: BorisFishpaw said: Were you listening...or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Case in point, you are currently sitting in a high-backed chair with a doberman pinscher to your right side... you are looking into the flames rising from the fire in your busted television tube and dreaming of growing wings and flying to the sun like Iccarus, only to land in the seas and return to shore, reborn as a pup seal. Fuckin' uncanny! (though it's not a doberman pinscher, it's an asthma hound chihuahua) It is only an asthma hound chihuahua now because I have decided that it must be so. | |
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Moderator | Whatever turns your crank Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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StanleyApplebaum said: BorisFishpaw said: StanleyApplebaum said: BorisFishpaw said: Were you listening...or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Case in point, you are currently sitting in a high-backed chair with a doberman pinscher to your right side... you are looking into the flames rising from the fire in your busted television tube and dreaming of growing wings and flying to the sun like Iccarus, only to land in the seas and return to shore, reborn as a pup seal. Fuckin' uncanny! (though it's not a doberman pinscher, it's an asthma hound chihuahua) It is only an asthma hound chihuahua now because I have decided that it must be so. I guess your mortal guise in this reality, as an editor, is a good analogy of your true role as an editor of reality. | |
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luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: StanleyApplebaum said: BorisFishpaw said: StanleyApplebaum said: BorisFishpaw said: Were you listening...or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?
Case in point, you are currently sitting in a high-backed chair with a doberman pinscher to your right side... you are looking into the flames rising from the fire in your busted television tube and dreaming of growing wings and flying to the sun like Iccarus, only to land in the seas and return to shore, reborn as a pup seal. Fuckin' uncanny! (though it's not a doberman pinscher, it's an asthma hound chihuahua) It is only an asthma hound chihuahua now because I have decided that it must be so. I guess your mortal guise in this reality, as an editor, is a good analogy of your true role as an editor of reality. You are correct in that I have believed you to be so. | |
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Moderator | StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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If we're all Stanley's dream...
Who is Kelly LeBrock? and who's Freddy Kreuger? | |
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luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: If we're all Stanley's dream...
Who is Kelly LeBrock? and who's Freddy Kreuger? And Englebert Humperdink, and Richard Simmons?! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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BorisFishpaw said: If we're all Stanley's dream...
Who is Kelly LeBrock? and who's Freddy Kreuger? Who do you believe them to be? | |
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INSATIABLE said: BorisFishpaw said: If we're all Stanley's dream...
Who is Kelly LeBrock? and who's Freddy Kreuger? And Englebert Humperdink, and Richard Simmons?! Englebert Humperdink and Richard Simmons are extant projections of the horrors of human nightmares as perceived by an insect upon awakening from a dream of pommegranites in the warm summer sun. | |
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Moderator | StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. Then form a conception of them. My boobs are still there. Look hard, look reeeaallly hard. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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