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Divo02 And I Are Getting Married Oh, and it's his 1,000th post.
Congratulations, comrade.  -------
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You're getting married to someone different each week. We'll have to start calling you B-Lo.  | |
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althom said: You're getting married to someone different each week. We'll have to start calling you B-Lo.
I ain't got the ass for it, honey. Enters Dora...  -------
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well actually this is my 999th post... | |
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divo02 said: well actually this is my 999th post...
WELL HURRY THE FUCK UP! -------
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althom said: You're getting married to someone different each week. We'll have to start calling you B-Lo.
I like it... 
B-lo, heh heh. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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actually THIS is my 999th post. sorry. | |
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divo02 said: actually THIS is my 999th post. sorry.
Post about your love for me, shnookums. -------
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I love you, Divo. You are the sunshine that lights my days and the moon that shines in my night... all the stars pale in comparison to your beauty and I will love you forever if you will let me. Please say that you concur and that you love me too... I will be yours and I will feed you borscht and beets on a silver platter until the day you die. Will you be my tzar of love? -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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So, is this one really the one now? How many have you proposed to this week? Just when I think you've found "the one" you change it on me!
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Now then, divo... The discarding of my former loves:
Shane Battier - Who needs a tall man that can play ball when you have a 5'6" divo02 who can watch?
lovemachine - He's just too dirty... He shares the love too much. Tony Blair - Who wants a man in power, anyhow? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: You're getting married to someone different each week. We'll have to start calling you B-Lo.
I ain't got the ass for it, honey. Well you are in band "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: You're getting married to someone different each week. We'll have to start calling you B-Lo.
I ain't got the ass for it, honey. Well you are in band You got me there, rdhull. Guilty as charged. -------
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Okay, okay. For my 1000th post, I've decided to declare my love for BattierBeMyDaddy.
An interesting love affair, me and the Battier. We started off on the wrong foot but the conflict was soon revealed as good ol' sexual tension. At first, I was disturbed by her threads of what Jesus tasted like and the like. Upon further soul searching, I've come to realize that Battier is the only one for me. Her witty banter is unsurpassed by other female orgers and her suppossed virginity a gift from the heavens. We need a priest battier. We can do our vows in front of everyone!!!
My best man is evilwhitemale. He's got the ring. Where is that white bastard? | |
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divo02 said: Okay, okay. For my 1000th post, I've decided to declare my love for BattierBeMyDaddy.
An interesting love affair, me and the Battier. We started off on the wrong foot but the conflict was soon revealed as good ol' sexual tension. At first, I was disturbed by her threads of what Jesus tasted like and the like. Upon further soul searching, I've come to realize that Battier is the only one for me. Her witty banter is unsurpassed by other female orgers and her suppossed virginity a gift from the heavens. We need a priest battier. We can do our vows in front of everyone!!!
My best man is evilwhitemale. He's got the ring. Where is that white bastard? Oh, my love.  Never have I loved you as much as I do at this very moment.-------
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UUUH I'M WAIT FOR THE HAPPY COUPLE IN THE WEDDING THREAD... pattin my foot I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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I'm here BAD. Getting a little worried she's getting cold feet though!!! | |
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divo02 said: I'm here BAD. Getting a little worried she's getting cold feet though!!!
My feet are fucking freezing, so I put on socks. -------
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Well then on with the show!!!
BTW Battier, I have a feet fetish so leave the socks off okay! | |
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well if you're gonna marry her, you'll have to cum to the church in the WEDDING THREAD I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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00769BAD said: well if you're gonna marry her, you'll have to cum to the church in the WEDDING THREAD
huh, BAD is callin the shots on my fuckin wedding day!!! hmmmf...alright. | |
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