Seeing as bkw has just come out and is now a member of the Org Gay Mafia, who else feels that they want to be a part of it?

Imagine the fun of being a member.

You could say things like;

-'Ooh, what an absolutely FABULOUS horse's head, it matches your curtains beautifully'

-'Shoot him, Sweetie, shoot him!'

You'd be able to give your enemies the 'Rim of Death'.
And, you could be in films with Andy Garcia

So, who's in and what ideas do you have for the OGM?

Oh, and straights are welcome too. However, you will have to camp it up whilst in the presence of other members of the Org Gay Mafia.

Gay Mafia? what a laughable phrase

LaMont said:

That's what I've always thought before now, hence the joke.
The UK media use the term a lot, and it's always made me smile.

I'll lead this shit! Count me in!

You hoo,you can count me in

Much love Pochacco

Is it like Prince's 'Gangster Glam' thing?
I'll join.

gay folks network! believe it!

I'd rather have the mafia after me than a vicious gay man stalking me. They can be your worst nightmare if you ever piss one off!

I'm in...I've logged enough miles in gay bars to get a platinum membership

can i b the Iron Fister?......no kidding...the org gay mafia...what are we gonna discuss...how 2 get retro out of the closet?......Or do we just go around fixing all the org hag's hairstyle/clothing choices/make-up?......well hell...count me n

~All hail the ~...

I'm a bit out of touch...
What make of Fedora and tommygun are in this year?
I'd hate to look like 'last years mafia'.

Fuck all that faggy waggy shit!

Its Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.

bugger! I just broke a nail.

Well, I think that our first objective should be to shower the Org with style advice. There are so many avatars out there that just don't suit the Orgers that they relate to.
Also, there are emoticons used that are just SO 2002. And as for some of the signatures... Puh-lease, most of them just scream 'Oh, please take me seriously!'

By the way, we are still awaiting some honorary straight members of our group. Come on, there must be some great actors/actresses out there.

Incidentally, I proclaim the leader of our group to be SuperFunkyOrganGrinderLongNameToAttractAttention.

All in favour, say Aye!

(Damn, I love camping-it-up)

Haystack said:

FALLOUTCHAIRROLLINONFLOORLAUGHINMYASSOFFTILITHROWTHEFUCKUP!!!

Incidentally, I proclaim the leader of our group to be SuperFunkyOrganGrinderLongNameToAttractAttention.

All in favour, say Aye!


aye!
now make up a position for me, damn it!
i am already america's gay sweetheart (copyright logo goes here), but now i want another title!

cborgman said:

Chief Seduction-Queen

Haystack said:

umm...leader?......

xenon said:

we'll they fucked up, we didnt. hence the story isnt about us lol

alexnevermind319 said:

alex! i will lead if u serve as my henchman with privledges lol

What about me?

Aerogram said:

You can be the KinkMeister.

You'll be the one who administers the Rim of Death to all our enemies (unless they're female, in which case you can give them the Peck-On-The-Cheek of Death).

If you wish, you may choose to give the Fuck of Death, Felch of Death or Breath-Control of Death.

Okay, I'll be the first straight dude to join! I list my qualifications below:

1. I'm an actor. I only know like, four straight guys beside myself in my profession!

2. I acted for years in Rocky Horror as Dr. Frank N Furter. I have a ridiculous amount of "flight time" wearing fishnets, high heels and makeup.

3. I really like Madonna.

4. I have, on a previous thread, been officially declared an honorary lesbian by Nikster!!
[This message was edited Fri Mar 21 7:21:55 PST 2003 by JediMaster]

JediMaster said:

You're in!

Haystack said:

I say Aye!

Hmm… do I get pinstriped double-breasted Armani, Fhunkin as a mob wife, a violin case and a limo with membership?
[This message was edited Fri Mar 21 7:54:20 PST 2003 by Lammastide]

Lammastide said:

Yes. But remember, once you're in - you're in for life.
_____
[This message was edited Fri Mar 21 7:56:37 PST 2003 by Haystack]

Haystack said:

Dammit... can I just wear an hankie of my choice, always on the right?

Aerogram said:

No.
Now, just practice your Rim of Death on me, please. I have to be sure that you can get it right.

:rimming:

I think that I am in the wrong forum.

fags

Haystack said:

:woOt:
WOW! It's official! I'm the first straight member of the Org Gay Mafia! Watch out, or this Male Lesbian will make sure you sleep wit' da fishes! Fuggedaboutit!
[This message was edited Fri Mar 21 12:33:39 PST 2003 by JediMaster]