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PrintableStanleyApplebaum said: INSATIABLE said: BorisFishpaw said: If we're all Stanley's dream...
Who is Kelly LeBrock? and who's Freddy Kreuger? And Englebert Humperdink, and Richard Simmons?! Englebert Humperdink and Richard Simmons are extant projections of the horrors of human nightmares as perceived by an insect upon awakening from a dream of pommegranites in the warm summer sun. I knew that. But even YOU can't spell pomegranates.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
 You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. Then form a conception of them. My boobs are still there. Look hard, look reeeaallly hard.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. Then form a conception of them. My boobs are still there. Look hard, look reeeaallly hard. Your breasts are beginning to form... you must shower and wash them carefully. | |
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INSATIABLE said: StanleyApplebaum said: INSATIABLE said: BorisFishpaw said: If we're all Stanley's dream...
Who is Kelly LeBrock? and who's Freddy Kreuger? And Englebert Humperdink, and Richard Simmons?! Englebert Humperdink and Richard Simmons are extant projections of the horrors of human nightmares as perceived by an insect upon awakening from a dream of pommegranites in the warm summer sun. I knew that. But even YOU can't spell pomegranates. Stanley Applebaum cannot spell grenadines either... sometimes things happen, but these things do not effect the sweet/sour taste of the fruit. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. Then form a conception of them. My boobs are still there. Look hard, look reeeaallly hard. Your breasts are beginning to form... you must shower and wash them carefully. Would you like to help me out (passing the body wash)... 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. Then form a conception of them. My boobs are still there. Look hard, look reeeaallly hard. Your breasts are beginning to form... you must shower and wash them carefully. Would you like to help me out (passing the body wash)... Stanley Applebaum has someone else that he must wash... and he will... but not today. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. Then form a conception of them. My boobs are still there. Look hard, look reeeaallly hard. Your breasts are beginning to form... you must shower and wash them carefully. Would you like to help me out (passing the body wash)... Chicken! All talk and no action Stanley Applebaum has someone else that he must wash... and he will... but not today.
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Aaron is currently fighting for justice and truth... this is how I see it. | |
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luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: StanleyApplebaum said: luv4u said: Whatever turns your crank
You are currently bending forward... your yellow blouse falls open and the light shines in to show a thin gold chain with a heart-shaped pendant at the end... you have never shown anyone what is inside the pendant. Because there is a naked picture of my sweetie. I don't have a yellow blouse and I don't plan on sharing my boobs with you. Your breasts are non-existent, as I have not formed a conception of them. Then form a conception of them. My boobs are still there. Look hard, look reeeaallly hard. Your breasts are beginning to form... you must shower and wash them carefully. Would you like to help me out (passing the body wash)... Chicken! All talk and no action Stanley Applebaum has someone else that he must wash... and he will... but not today.  I would not say that!  | |
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teller said: StanleyApplebaum said: I see some cool buds and tasty waves in your future... my senses rule your reality.
Goddamnit, make this surfboard and beach go away and put me back in my house with my coffee!
Surf.   You sir, are a gentlemen! What is your coffee selection today? | |
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What about me! What about me! 
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I'm waiting!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: What about me! What about me!
MinneapolisGenius is at home right now contemplating a new 94 East release while wearing skimpy nightie... she has just completed the preparation of a chicken dish and she will then eat it in the nude. She dreams of the day when she will right the rocket train to Paisley Park for a personal meeting with Prince's bodyguard's assistant's assistant. | |
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*in a James Earl Jones voice*What is thy bidding my master... "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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NovaAngel said: *in a James Earl Jones voice*What is thy bidding my master...
NovaAngel finds himself in a palatial mansion... surrounded by all things pleasing to the senses... the sounds of John Coltrane's version of "My Favorite Things" drifts through the house as he dons his black Darth Vader mask and marches off to do the bidding of the most evil one. | |
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 "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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Stanley Applebaum, I love you. | |
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tackam said: Stanley Applebaum, I love you.
You love me because I love you. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: tackam said: Stanley Applebaum, I love you.
You love me because I love you. That's probably true, boo. Wanna screw? | |
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tackam said: StanleyApplebaum said: tackam said: Stanley Applebaum, I love you.
You love me because I love you. That's probably true, boo. Wanna screw? Ok, that was almost a limrick, but not quite. Let's try again: Stanley Applebaum, I love you. You love me because I love you. Am I real? Did you dream me? If you stop will I be me? Ah, but what does it matter. Wanna screw? | |
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tackam said: tackam said: StanleyApplebaum said: tackam said: Stanley Applebaum, I love you.
You love me because I love you. That's probably true, boo. Wanna screw? Ok, that was almost a limrick, but not quite. Let's try again: Stanley Applebaum, I love you. You love me because I love you. Am I real? Did you dream me? If you stop will I be me? Ah, but what does it matter. Wanna screw? I don't think that was a limerick.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Fucking thing won't let me edit right.  [This message was edited Sat Mar 22 22:16:42 PST 2003 by tackam] | |
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tackam said: INSATIABLE said: tackam said: tackam said: StanleyApplebaum said: tackam said: Stanley Applebaum, I love you.
You love me because I love you. That's probably true, boo. Wanna screw? Ok, that was almost a limrick, but not quite. Let's try again: Stanley Applebaum, I love you. You love me because I love you. Am I real? Did you dream me? If you stop will I be me? Ah, but what does it matter. Wanna screw? I don't think that was a limerick. Are you sure? I think it is. First two lines rhyme. . .oh, wait, does it not count if you use the same word? I'm not sure. I guess it would be foolish to ask if there are any English lit sorts on this site. . .I think it is abundantly clear that there are not. . . Anyway, look, I'm just trying to declare my love for Stanley Applebaum in a creative way, ok?
you also just incorrectly placed your text in my quote.
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INSATIABLE said: tackam said: INSATIABLE said: tackam said: tackam said: StanleyApplebaum said: tackam said: Stanley Applebaum, I love you.
You love me because I love you. That's probably true, boo. Wanna screw? Ok, that was almost a limrick, but not quite. Let's try again: Stanley Applebaum, I love you. You love me because I love you. Am I real? Did you dream me? If you stop will I be me? Ah, but what does it matter. Wanna screw? I don't think that was a limerick. Are you sure? I think it is. First two lines rhyme. . .oh, wait, does it not count if you use the same word? I'm not sure. I guess it would be foolish to ask if there are any English lit sorts on this site. . .I think it is abundantly clear that there are not. . . Anyway, look, I'm just trying to declare my love for Stanley Applebaum in a creative way, ok?
you also just incorrectly placed your text in my quote.
I KNOW, AND I'M GETTING STUPID FUCKING ERROR MESSAGES WHEN I TRY TO EDIT! WHAHHHAHHHAHHH! I'm going to bed. I hate the org. | |
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tackam said: INSATIABLE said: tackam said: INSATIABLE said: tackam said: tackam said: StanleyApplebaum said: tackam said: Stanley Applebaum, I love you.
You love me because I love you. That's probably true, boo. Wanna screw? Ok, that was almost a limrick, but not quite. Let's try again: Stanley Applebaum, I love you. You love me because I love you. Am I real? Did you dream me? If you stop will I be me? Ah, but what does it matter. Wanna screw? I don't think that was a limerick. Are you sure? I think it is. First two lines rhyme. . .oh, wait, does it not count if you use the same word? I'm not sure. I guess it would be foolish to ask if there are any English lit sorts on this site. . .I think it is abundantly clear that there are not. . . Anyway, look, I'm just trying to declare my love for Stanley Applebaum in a creative way, ok?
you also just incorrectly placed your text in my quote.
I KNOW, AND I'M GETTING STUPID FUCKING ERROR MESSAGES WHEN I TRY TO EDIT! WHAHHHAHHHAHHH! I'm going to bed. I hate the org.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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Stanley, honey, suga muffin, come tuck me in. . .forget the lim-a-rick. . . | |
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INSATIABLE said: Thanks.  | |
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whats going on in here!?
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tackam said: Stanley, honey, suga muffin, come tuck me in. . .forget the lim-a-rick. . .
Limerick, schmimerick... Stanley Applebaum has just been tucked in by Muse and is not currently available for tucking at the moment. | |
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Christopher said: whats going on in here!?
Christopher is wondering if he is really a person at all or if he is merely a random thought in the head of Stanley Applebaum. Rest assured, Christopher, you are merely a thought in the head of Stanley Applebaum and your triumphs or tragedies are decided at the whims of my ubiquituous mind. | |
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