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(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. Maybe you should try a large gourd next time? Old hat... NEXT: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O Does this mean that you have to keep a pair of hedge cutters close at hand in your bathroom? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O Does this mean that you have to keep a pair of hedge cutters close at hand in your bathroom? I use the jaws of life... I suppose I don't have enough fiber in my diet.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O I love to lick your ass after I have fucked you in it with a peeled banana. The banana melts, and your anus is left covered in a coating of banana. It tastes so good... -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O I love to lick your ass after I have fucked you in it with a peeled banana. The banana melts, and your anus is left covered in a coating of banana. It tastes so good... 
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O I love to lick your ass after I have fucked you in it with a peeled banana. The banana melts, and your anus is left covered in a coating of banana. It tastes so good... It is certainly fun for me too.  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said:
I'd have to be pretty damn to do that!Not me. I do it sober, and I love every second of it. -------
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O Does this mean that you have to keep a pair of hedge cutters close at hand in your bathroom? I use the jaws of life... I suppose I don't have enough fiber in my diet. So that means you have to call the Fire Department every time you take a shit? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O I love to lick your ass after I have fucked you in it with a peeled banana. The banana melts, and your anus is left covered in a coating of banana. It tastes so good...
I'd have to be pretty damn to do that!That's the difference between you and Rhonda! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine and Battier:
(but that's Battier on the top with the strap-on) Actually, I generally use a plantain... Plantains tend to be fairly large, don't they? Is Ice aware of this? No. His asshole is so stretched he doesn't even feel it when I cornhole him with one. True... my turd-cutter is malfunctioning as a direct result of Rhonda's Goatsee fetish. :O I love to lick your ass after I have fucked you in it with a peeled banana. The banana melts, and your anus is left covered in a coating of banana. It tastes so good...
I'd have to be pretty damn to do that!That's the difference between you and Rhonda! :LOL: Yep.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. Awww... thanks! You never told me... here I was, you know, kinda embarassed about it. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. Awww... thanks! You never told me... here I was, you know, kinda embarassed about it. Don't you ever be embarrassed! You should offer your services to the Krispy Kreme franchise. Call it "IceNine's Special Glazing." -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. Awww... thanks! You never told me... here I was, you know, kinda embarassed about it. Don't you ever be embarrassed! You should offer your services to the Krispy Kreme franchise. Call it "IceNine's Special Glazing." There probably is a market for that. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Get it, "icing"? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. Awww... thanks! You never told me... here I was, you know, kinda embarassed about it. Don't you ever be embarrassed! You should offer your services to the Krispy Kreme franchise. Call it "IceNine's Special Glazing." I never thought of that... a lot of people would probably LOVE to eat my dried cock juice. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. Awww... thanks! You never told me... here I was, you know, kinda embarassed about it. Don't you ever be embarrassed! You should offer your services to the Krispy Kreme franchise. Call it "IceNine's Special Glazing." I never thought of that... a lot of people would probably LOVE to eat my dried cock juice. You're gonna be RICH!! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: I never thought of that... a lot of people would probably LOVE to eat my dried cock juice.
Who wouldn't? It's absolutely yummy! -------
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. But you eat cum, right? -------
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: It is certainly fun for me too.
I love it when he jerks off on my donuts and gives me that extra glazing on my jelly-filled Krispy Kremes. Awww... thanks! You never told me... here I was, you know, kinda embarassed about it. Don't you ever be embarrassed! You should offer your services to the Krispy Kreme franchise. Call it "IceNine's Special Glazing." I never thought of that... a lot of people would probably LOVE to eat my dried cock juice. You're gonna be RICH!! Excellent! I will start preparing myself for this grand undertaking... ...does anyone have any German animal pornos I can borrow? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. You can always just eat the "icing" instead. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Excellent! I will start preparing myself for this grand undertaking...
...does anyone have any German animal pornos I can borrow? What are the German, animal pornos for? I just want to know before I lend anything out. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. You can always just eat the "icing" instead. I only like pink icing. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. You can always just eat the "icing" instead. I only like pink icing. You'll love his icing though... -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. You can always just eat the "icing" instead. I only like pink icing. You'll love his icing though... Will I? Convince me. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. You can always just eat the "icing" instead. I only like pink icing. You'll love his icing though... Will I? Convince me. He also iced my 17th birthday cake. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: IceNine said: minneapolisgenius said: Get it, "icing"?
You will get it... bring me a couple dozen donuts. I don't eat donuts. You can always just eat the "icing" instead. I only like pink icing. You'll love his icing though... Will I? Convince me. He also iced my 17th birthday cake. Shouldn't he be arrested for that? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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