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I'm going to bed I guarantee that once I've posted this, I won't look at this thread again until tomorrow. All I ask is that whilst I'm sleeping, you post a reply to this thread by completing the following tie-breaker in no more than 1000 words. 'If I had the opportunity, the method I would use to kill Haystack would be...' Or just send me a death threat by Orgnote. Please - I get off on this sort of thing. | |
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a toothpick" | |
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bon soir, haystack.
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Ex-Moderator | tickling. I'll tickle him to death.
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Haystack said: I guarantee that once I've posted this, I won't look at this thread again until tomorrow. All I ask is that whilst I'm sleeping, you post a reply to this thread by completing the following tie-breaker in no more than 1000 words. 'If I had the opportunity, the method I would use to kill Haystack would be...' ...banishing him to PURPLEJACKSON9's threads. | |
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Aww, you're going to bed? I'll be right there, sweety. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Aww, you're going to bed? I'll be right there, sweety.
Is that how you're going to kill him? | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Aww, you're going to bed? I'll be right there, sweety.
Is that how you're going to kill him? With love...with love, Alli. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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This is a weird thread, Haystack. Are you feeling sad? Would you like to talk about it? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Aww, you're going to bed? I'll be right there, sweety.
Is that how you're going to kill him? With love...with love, Alli. With sex...with sex, Rhonda. | |
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Only one death threat and not many replies.
Should I be flattered or not? YOU decide! | |
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I'm gonna kill you by throwing cotton wool at you untill you collapse ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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ChocolateInvasion said: I'm gonna kill you by throwing cotton wool at you untill you collapse
Shouldn't take long. | |
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Haystack said: ChocolateInvasion said: I'm gonna kill you by throwing cotton wool at you untill you collapse
Shouldn't take long. You promised to go to bed... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Haystack said: Only one death threat and not many replies.
Should I be flattered or not? YOU decide! go back 2 bed so i can suffocate u with a rag soaked in get wild. | |
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grating him to death with a small french cooking implement. ------------- | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Aww, you're going to bed? I'll be right there, sweety.
Ah-hem... no you don't sister... Im already there waiting to play dutch ovens with him... Believe, you wouldn't want to inhale my fart spray this evening... | |
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'If I had the opportunity, the method I would use to kill Haystack would be...'
...making him admit to his Terry Wogan record collection. | |
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Therapy said: 'If I had the opportunity, the method I would use to kill Haystack would be...'
...making him admit to his Terry Wogan record collection. AAAaaargh!!! _____ [This message was edited Wed Mar 19 0:56:44 PST 2003 by Haystack] | |
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