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when you wipe your butt....do your underwear still stick to your BUTT? i get so tired of cleaning my ass only to feel my under stuck to my butt cheeks 30 minutes later...the do do has harden and it stings to pull it apart... I HATE IT!
has THIS HAPPENED TO YOU? [This message was edited Tue Mar 18 21:02:11 PST 2003 by thechronic] " could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS! | |
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maybe its not the right kind of toilet paper chronic?
get a thicker ply | |
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No. Only you have this problem. I know they didn't even teach you how to wipe your own ass in the University Of Michigan. Of course, other schools won't accept you unless you already know how to do that. [This message was edited Tue Mar 18 21:08:50 PST 2003 by JediMaster] 
Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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is that why that shit backs up and comes out your mouth?  | |
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JediMaster said: No. Only you have this problem. I know they didn't even teach you how to wipe your own ass in the University Of Michigan. Of course, other schools won't accept you unless you already know how to do that.
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Christopher said: maybe its not the right kind of toilet paper chronic?
get a thicker ply WHAT KIND DO YOU SUGGEST? " could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS! | |
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thechronic said: Christopher said: maybe its not the right kind of toilet paper chronic?
get a thicker ply WHAT KIND DO YOU SUGGEST? About as thick as your hand.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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If you havin these kinda problems, maybe you should be concerned with washin yo ass instead of wipin. Washin gets the job done. | |
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Rumpofsteelskin said: If you havin these kinda problems, maybe you should be concerned with washin yo ass instead of wipin. Washin gets the job done.
After every shit? " could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS! | |
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thechronic said: Rumpofsteelskin said: If you havin these kinda problems, maybe you should be concerned with washin yo ass instead of wipin. Washin gets the job done.
After every shit? Whatever keeps it clean. | |
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I suggest you buy a bidet immeadiately. | |
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how do you tell your ass from your face anyway ? | |
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