Involving a bear, a bug, a bunny, and a pig.

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jillybean said:

Involving a bear, a bug, a bunny, and a pig.

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ok,

a pig n a bear were sittin on a log near

a bee farm.

the bear says, "damn, i sho would like some o that honey over there"

the pig says, Mmmmmmmmmmm, i could cheww in that hive fo days,

but, how do you get rid of the bees?"

just then a rabbit streaks by, comes back and hides behind the log.

he said "WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK DOWN HERE. I WAS GATHERIN HONEY

FROM A GIGANTIC HONEYCOMB AND NOW ALL THE BEES FROM THAT HONEYCOMB

ARE CHASIN ME"

the pig and bear went to find the empty honeycomb and got shot by hunters and died.

never take instructions fron rabbits that work for bees

maybe i shoulda googled a joke

Did you make that one up?

wildgoldenhoney said:

Did you make that one up?

i coulda googled one, but i thought i'd give joke writin a try

i never expected to get a 'falloff'

i was expectin a

A city man was courting a country girl and drove out to the farm to ask her father for her hand in marriage.

"Now sonny boy," said the farmer, "I have to make sure that my daughter is happy in every way. That includes in the bedroom. You have to prove to me that you're tough, and that you know what you're doing, so you see that bear over in the woods? Go make love to it".

The city boy said, "WTF?!? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He wrestled the bear and made love to it.

The farmer said, "Hmmm, not bad. But you've got to be quick and versatile. See that bunny in the bushes? Catch it and make love to it."

Again the city boy said, "WTF?!? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He caught the bunny and made love to it.

The farmer said, "I'm almost convinced. See that pig over there? The one with the bug on it? Well, you know what to do". The city boy again said, "WTF? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He caught the pig, knocked the bug off it, and made love to the pig. The farmer said, "OK son - you've proven yourself to me. You can marry my daughter". And the city boy replied, "TO HELL WITH YOUR DAUGHTER! HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT PIG?"

RodeoSchro said:

A city man was courting a country girl and drove out to the farm to ask her father for her hand in marriage.

"Now sonny boy," said the farmer, "I have to make sure that my daughter is happy in every way. That includes in the bedroom. You have to prove to me that you're tough, and that you know what you're doing, so you see that bear over in the woods? Go make love to it".

The city boy said, "WTF?!? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He wrestled the bear and made love to it.

The farmer said, "Hmmm, not bad. But you've got to be quick and versatile. See that bunny in the bushes? Catch it and make love to it."

Again the city boy said, "WTF?!? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He caught the bunny and made love to it.

The farmer said, "I'm almost convinced. See that pig over there? The one with the bug on it? Well, you know what to do". The city boy again said, "WTF? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He caught the pig, knocked the bug off it, and made love to the pig. The farmer said, "OK son - you've proven yourself to me. You can marry my daughter". And the city boy replied, "TO HELL WITH YOUR DAUGHTER! HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT PIG?"

:CLAP:

KingBAD said:

RodeoSchro said:

A city man was courting a country girl and drove out to the farm to ask her father for her hand in marriage.

"Now sonny boy," said the farmer, "I have to make sure that my daughter is happy in every way. That includes in the bedroom. You have to prove to me that you're tough, and that you know what you're doing, so you see that bear over in the woods? Go make love to it".

The city boy said, "WTF?!? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He wrestled the bear and made love to it.

The farmer said, "Hmmm, not bad. But you've got to be quick and versatile. See that bunny in the bushes? Catch it and make love to it."

Again the city boy said, "WTF?!? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He caught the bunny and made love to it.

The farmer said, "I'm almost convinced. See that pig over there? The one with the bug on it? Well, you know what to do". The city boy again said, "WTF? Oh well, anything for the woman I love". He caught the pig, knocked the bug off it, and made love to the pig. The farmer said, "OK son - you've proven yourself to me. You can marry my daughter". And the city boy replied, "TO HELL WITH YOUR DAUGHTER! HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT FOR THAT PIG?"

:CLAP:

LOL, thanks. I wasn't sure where to put the bug.

this was where

the was a bear and a hare

who were married

for quite some time.

their neighbors were pig

and a fly in a wig

and they partied on wine

the bear and the hare

and the pig and the fly

decided to meet for dinner

the pig and the bear

were quite unaware

that the hare

had the fly up in her

the fly said to hare

"i don't like it up there.

don't try to make this no habbit"

now the rhyme is done

it was really fun

and i bet you thought i forgot...

rabbit!!!

KingBAD said:

this was where

the was a bear and a hare

who were married

for quite some time.

their neighbors were pig

and a fly in a wig

and they partied on wine

the bear and the hare

and the pig and the fly

decided to meet for dinner

the pig and the bear

were quite unaware

that the hare

had the fly up in her

the fly said to hare

"i don't like it up there.

don't try to make this no habbit"

now the rhyme is done

it was really fun

and i bet you thought i forgot...

rabbit!!!

http://prince.org/msg/100/408319

jillybean said:

Involving a bear, a bug, a bunny, and a pig.

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HuMpThAnG said:

http://prince.org/msg/100/408319

ThisOne said:

A bear walks into a bar with his pet rabbit....... He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the bunny jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the rabbit jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender who happens to b a pig screams at the bear.... 'Your friggen bunny just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the bear..... "He eats everything in sight, the little fluffy bastard!! I'll pay for everything." Then the bear finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet rabbit, again. He orders a drink, and the bunny starts hopping around the bar. The rabbit finds a small bug on the bar stool.... He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The piggy bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your bunny did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the bear "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."

BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

KingBAD said:

ThisOne said:

A bear walks into a bar with his pet rabbit....... He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the bunny jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the rabbit jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball. The bartender who happens to b a pig screams at the bear.... 'Your friggen bunny just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Sorry," replied the bear..... "He eats everything in sight, the little fluffy bastard!! I'll pay for everything." Then the bear finishes his drink, pays and leaves. Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet rabbit, again. He orders a drink, and the bunny starts hopping around the bar. The rabbit finds a small bug on the bar stool.... He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The piggy bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your bunny did now?" he asks. "Yeah," replies the bear "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."