1-5: Just being a constant pain

1. Smoker

2. Doesnt make me a Priority

3. Doesnt like to Cook

4. Doesnt like to give Oral

5. Calls me Nigga (I'm NOT your Nigga, Say that Shit to your Daddy, but NEVER to me)

chocolate1 said:

I keep coming back to this thread... Guess I'll finally answer.

1. Anti-Gay.
   My best friend is gay and I have a lot of gay/lesbian friends who were there before and will be there after...
   If you can't respect them, then I have no use for you. You're not going to change who I am, and I don't have time for your issues.
2. Poor hygiene/bad breath. (Not "I ate something funky" breath.. I mean that "What died in your mouth" breath)
3. Lack of conversational skills. I can't spend time with you if I don't even want to hear you speak.
4. Issues with my love of music or what kind of music I listen to.
   It's complicated, but if we can't agree on one damn song, or you have an issue everytime I want to go to a show, then NO.
5. NY Yankee fans.

No seriously... #5: Residual relationship drama. I've had a ton of my own. I don't need yours. Please. I'm done.

I forgot Smoker.

when she becomes a boner killer

If I was to ever get serious with a girl - not saying I ever will, but if I was to.... - she better have a fucking JOB! i.e. know how money is made in the Real World!!

If she's the "oh ask my husband about all the money stuff" type, she'd be kicked out so quick she wouldn't even HEAR the door slam, she'd be travelling so fast, i.e. she'd be so far away FROM the door!

• current alcohol/drug abuse
• refuses to put on a funny hat (takes himself way too seriosly)
• elitist attitude
• unfaithful
• bigotry