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Fruitwise, April is kinda so so Now that the harssh winter in the midwest is finally over and it´s spring again and summer is almost here ............´tis that season of the year and now that all yall hibernating peeps now have come out to play there this burning question that´s like that big elephant in the room...so much fruit ...so little time..butt not all of it turns me on. apples for instance...Braeburns and pink lady are good butt all in all apples are pretty boring in the summertime. it´s like having sex with Gwinneth Paltroe when y´all know you could be sexxing Sofia Vergara, right? - - So with that in mind, what is your definite summer fruit? What is your Eva Mendez of all fruit? Not the banana or apple you can eat anytime butt the real sexxy fruits? Exotic and tasty? - -
Now some of yall may know by now that I´m that kinda man who loves to spoil the ladies and treat em right...just the good life hedonistic stuff that only comes naturally now that the summers almost, almost , almost there ..tis that time of the year you know?
- Now the thing is that there are kind a bland fruits like pears and maybe appels but then again ...there are bananas and they kinda good for you´re sex hormones, even though like I said above, they ARE kind of plain and normal butt you get the point.
- And strawberries are supposed to be an afrodisac too you know ? its cause of the zinc ...high in zinc.
- peaches are sexxy too,....likke that 112 song says..peaches and cream
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I´m a bit undecided when it comes to melon though...
butt only if the honeydew is really sweet you know? some aint so sweet so the name is bullshitting you.dont be fooled ...buy cantaloup cause 9 times out of 10,them is sweeter.
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now I know some of yall mofos prefer the winter season and why not? .eating peanuts...tangerines..oranges...spending all day inside doing nuttin´but bam bam bam eating fruits and nuts and seafood...spaced out like a mawfucka..high as a kite by the fireplace..or very close to the radiator. That´s my ideal winter yall. and I know some of yal like it cold..
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butt me , I´am all about the summer season...tis when I come alive...like Erotic city..come alive I don´t hate ..winter is cool too...literally. butt I hate winter it does bring some good fruit though. still....I prefer summer and its amazing array of fruit fruit
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Summer fruit in the midwest? Strawberries, baby. None of those imports in the plastic clamshells, for me. I wait until it's strawberry season here, then go out and pick about 10 pounds with my own two little hands. Strawberry and balsamic vinegar ice cream...strawberry shortcake...strawberry daiquiris... We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Nothing beats a big, juicy, sweet peach. | |
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I already miss our summer fruit . And I hate the autumn dry left over summer fruit they sell!!! Besides apples oranges pears kiwi fruit and mandarins there isn't that much choice this time of year!!! Luckily I really enjoy vegetables as a substitute because carrots and celery and cucumber and capsicum are great this time of year ! mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I love apples, so I still eat a lot of fujis. Have a few pink ladys, but I found some wonderful honey crisps just last week, but I only have seen them in one store, they had some ambrosias too but I didn't buy any. Waiting on the nectrines, though. | |
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Eat what fruit is in season per Genesia. Also buy local/regional when possible. 99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment | |
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clementines. tasty little nuggets of goodness.... | |
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summer -- pineapple fall -- avocadowinter -- persimmon flowing through the veins of the tree of life...purplemaplesyrup | |
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