I guarantee that once I've posted this, I won't look at this thread again until tomorrow.

All I ask is that whilst I'm sleeping, you post a reply to this thread by completing the following tie-breaker in no more than 1000 words.

'If I had the opportunity, the method I would use to kill Haystack would be...'

Or just send me a death threat by Orgnote. Please - I get off on this sort of thing.

a toothpick"

bon soir, haystack.

tickling. I'll tickle him to death.

Haystack said:

...banishing him to PURPLEJACKSON9's threads.

Aww, you're going to bed? I'll be right there, sweety.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Is that how you're going to kill him?

althom said:

With love...with love, Alli.

This is a weird thread, Haystack. Are you feeling sad? Would you like to talk about it?

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

With sex...with sex, Rhonda.

Only one death threat and not many replies.

Should I be flattered or not?

YOU decide!

I'm gonna kill you by throwing cotton wool at you untill you collapse

ChocolateInvasion said:

Shouldn't take long.

Haystack said:

You promised to go to bed...

Haystack said:

go back 2 bed so i can suffocate u with a rag soaked in get wild.

grating him to death with a small french cooking implement.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Ah-hem... no you don't sister... Im already there waiting to play dutch ovens with him...

Believe, you wouldn't want to inhale my fart spray this evening...

'If I had the opportunity, the method I would use to kill Haystack would be...'

...making him admit to his Terry Wogan record collection.

Therapy said:

AAAaaargh!!!
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[This message was edited Wed Mar 19 0:56:44 PST 2003 by Haystack]