KingBAD said:

do you know if my keys are lost, or just miss-placed?

could you be a bit quick in tellin me? i have things to do.

Misplaced.

if you never saw a sunrise, would you miss it?

You can't miss what you never knew.

KingBAD said:

what do you suppose my grades are right now?

They're good, but you can do better!

XxAxX said:

normally i would not waste your time with trivia however, you said this might be your last ask me anything thread. somehow i missed a lot of your other ones so here goes, making up for lost past and future time:

do butterflies dream?

how many PSI of can an adult snapping turtle exert with its bite?

are black holes a viable source of energy?

is it wise of me to invest my savings in a start-up asteroid mining company?

thank you

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I would think they do.

A lot.

No.

No.

You're welcome.

SuperSoulFighter said:

Ace said:

By "the bush", do you mean...

a) wooded areas

b) vagina

c) Gavin Rossdale's '90s group

?

Kate?

How could I forget? Especially considering that she's just announced her first concerts in 35 years!

Is Citizen Kane overrated?

thekidsgirl said:

Is Citizen Kane overrated?

Yes.

lust said:

Does homeopathy work?

No. Western medicine's still the best we've got.

Any bets on Toronto's mayoral race next fall?

Lammastide said:

Any bets on Toronto's mayoral race next fall?

Currently, I'd say Tory. But it's a long way to Tipperary. You?

Ace said:

Lammastide said:

Any bets on Toronto's mayoral race next fall?

Currently, I'd say Tory. But it's a long way to Tipperary. You?

I'd like to see Chow, but I definitely think Tory is gonna give her a tight contest.

Lammastide said:

Ace said:

Currently, I'd say Tory. But it's a long way to Tipperary. You?

I'd like to see Chow, but I definitely think Tory is gonna give her a tight contest.

Olivia's a very nice lady, but she is a tax-and-spend socialist. She's an idealist in a world that does not adhere to ideals. I think she'd be a disaster (see the Rae govt.). She'd have every fringe group lined up for a handout and she has a hard time saying no to them. She'd put the city's finances in the toilet.

Ace said:

Lammastide said:

I'd like to see Chow, but I definitely think Tory is gonna give her a tight contest.

Olivia's a very nice lady, but she is a tax-and-spend socialist. She's an idealist in a world that does not adhere to ideals. I think she'd be a disaster (see the Rae govt.). She'd have every fringe group lined up for a handout and she has a hard time saying no to them. She'd put the city's finances in the toilet.

What have you thought of the Ford administration, his personal problems notwithstanding?

Salt or Pepper?

Do you really look like this guy?

Lammastide said:

Ace said:

Olivia's a very nice lady, but she is a tax-and-spend socialist. She's an idealist in a world that does not adhere to ideals. I think she'd be a disaster (see the Rae govt.). She'd have every fringe group lined up for a handout and she has a hard time saying no to them. She'd put the city's finances in the toilet.

What have you thought of the Ford administration, his personal problems notwithstanding?

Some dispute the amount of money he's saved the city, but there's no doubt he's saved the city a lot of money. He's trimmed a lot of fat (and abuse of taxpayer dollars). That said, his rhetoric re: the left is unnecessarily divisive.

lust said:

In what year did the credits move from the start to the end of movies?

No clue. But I'm all for all of the credits being moved to the end.

kewlschool said:

Salt or Pepper?

Salt.

iaminparties said:

Do you really look like this guy?

My teeth are better.

Ace said:

kewlschool said:

Salt or Pepper?

Salt.

EVERYONE knows that Spinderella was the REAL genius behind the group.

Ace, if this is truly your last AMA, then I must beg that you answer THE question.

The one which has beffuddled theorists & great thinkers for eons.



I apologize if this causes you great consternation and mental anguish.

BUT


HOW MUCH wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Namaste my friend.

PurpleJedi said:

Ace said:

Salt.

EVERYONE knows that Spinderella was the REAL genius behind the group.

You may be correct there, PJ.

PurpleJedi said:

Ace, if this is truly your last AMA, then I must beg that you answer THE question.

The one which has beffuddled theorists & great thinkers for eons.



I apologize if this causes you great consternation and mental anguish.

BUT


HOW MUCH wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Namaste my friend.

He would chuck only as much as would be absolutely necessary.

Namaste to you, my friend.

Ace said:

PurpleJedi said:

Ace, if this is truly your last AMA, then I must beg that you answer THE question.

The one which has beffuddled theorists & great thinkers for eons.



I apologize if this causes you great consternation and mental anguish.

BUT


HOW MUCH wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Namaste my friend.

He would chuck only as much as would be absolutely necessary.

Namaste to you, my friend.

When was the last time you had sexual intercourse with someone?

SuperSoulFighter said:

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg. But the waiter said the chicken would be right along.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it make a sound? (if you give the answer that Coach gave in Cheers I will forever you)

Of course it makes a sound. Even if you believe that something that no one hears cannot be a "sound", it would be heard by creatures in the woods.

"Coach" said, "Well, if no one was there, how do you know the tree fell? Maybe some beavers set it down there."

JustErin said:

When was the last time you had sexual intercourse with someone?

Ooh! Good question, Erin! I couldn't tell you exactly, but I'm going to guess a little over eight years ago.