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If you could ask only one question of the terrible and mighty STANLEY APPLEBAUM, what would it be? All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM! | |
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What is the shortest distance between two points? | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: What is the shortest distance between two points?
A straight line. NEXT: | |
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How long is a piece of string? _________________________________________
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Zthe9s said: How long is a piece of string?
Exactly as long as it is when measured. Until measured, the string is neither long, nor short. NEXT: | |
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Whatever happened to Bonita? |
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ummm...
...who the phuc are u?  | |
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Do you have a penis with that name? _________________________________________
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CarrieMpls said: Whatever happened to Bonita?
i wuz tempted 2 ask that.  | |
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Would you post a naked picture of yourself? _________________________________________
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What is the lowest life form on earth? | |
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CarrieMpls said: Whatever happened to Bonita?
Bonita has been recently sighted at the local "Rib Shack" restaurant and shoe shine joint. NEXT: | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: ummm...
...who the phuc are u? I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM! NEXT: | |
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Zthe9s said: Do you have a penis with that name?
My penis is named Harvey. NEXT: | |
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What is the exact solution to Pi? | |
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Zthe9s said: Would you post a naked picture of yourself?
Only in a Ronald Reagan mask. NEXT: | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: What is the lowest life form on earth?
Various bacteria that live deep inside the earth's crust. NEXT: | |
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LaVisHh said: What is the exact solution to Pi?
Do this: PROBLEM Compute the number Pi to thousand decimal places. ALGORITHM Algorithm of J. M. Borwein and P. B. Borwein for computation of Pi number starts with the initializations X=SQRT(2); Pi=2+X; Y=SQRT(X) and then repeats the iteration X = 0.5 * (SQRT(X) + 1 / SQRT(X) Pi = Pi * (X + 1) / (Y + 1) Y = Y * (SQRT(X) + 1 / SQRT(X)) / (Y + 1) IMPLEMENTATION Unit: internal function, external function without procedure statement Interface: SQRT function Parameter: a positive integer P- number of digits of Pi , implicit P=9 Returns: the first Psignificant decimal digits of Pi , default is 9 PI: procedure parse arg P if P = "" then P = 9; numeric digits P X = SQRT(2, P); Pi = 2 + X Y = SQRT(X, P); X = Y do forever X = 0.5 * (X + 1 / X) NewPi = Pi * (X + 1) / (Y + 1) if Pi = NewPi then return Pi Pi = NewPi X = SQRT(X, P) Y = (Y * X + 1 / X) / (Y + 1) end NEXT: VOLUPTUOS HORROR EDIT: [This message was edited Mon Mar 17 11:08:08 PST 2003 by StanleyApplebaum] | |
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where in the world is carmen santiago?? | |
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XxAxX said: where in the world is carmen santiago??
That's SanDiego! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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XxAxX said: where in the world is carmen santiago??
Carmen San Diego is actually the name given to a fictional character by Broderbund software... they place this individual in various locations at their whim, therefore it is impossible to place this fictional character in space at any given time without full knowledge of the functional aspects of the creator's whim. NEXT: ... [This message was edited Mon Mar 17 11:10:44 PST 2003 by StanleyApplebaum] | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: LaVisHh said: What is the exact solution to Pi?
Do this: PROBLEM Compute the number Pi to thousand decimal places. ALGORITHM Algorithm of J. M. Borwein and P. B. Borwein for computation of Pi number starts with the initializations X=SQRT(2); Pi=2+X; Y=SQRT(X) and then repeats the iteration X = 0.5 * (SQRT(X) + 1 / SQRT(X) Pi = Pi * (X + 1) / (Y + 1) Y = Y * (SQRT(X) + 1 / SQRT(X)) / (Y + 1) IMPLEMENTATION Unit: internal function, external function without procedure statement Interface: SQRT function Parameter: a positive integer P- number of digits of Pi , implicit P=9 Returns: the first Psignificant decimal digits of Pi , default is 9 PI: procedure parse arg P if P = "" then P = 9; numeric digits P X = SQRT(2, P); Pi = 2 + X Y = SQRT(X, P); X = Y do forever X = 0.5 * (X + 1 / X) NewPi = Pi * (X + 1) / (Y + 1) if Pi = NewPi then return Pi Pi = NewPi X = SQRT(X, P) Y = (Y * X + 1 / X) / (Y + 1) end NEXT: VOLUPTUOS HORROR EDIT: [This message was edited Mon Mar 17 11:08:08 PST 2003 by StanleyApplebaum] Liar. | |
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What wisdom would you most like to impart to the world? | |
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It is Saturday evening and you arrive at a big party. Feeling shy, you wonder how many people you already know in the room? Your host proposes that you must certainly know Rose, the lady in the corner next to the dessert tray. In a fraction of a second you are able to cast a glance and verify that your host is correct. However, in the absence of such a suggestion, you are obliged to make a tour of the whole room, checking out each person one by one, to see if there is anyone you recognize. This is an example of the general phenomenon that generating a solution to a problem often takes far longer than verifying a given solution is correct. Similarly, if someone tells you that the number 13,717,421 can be written as the product of two smaller numbers, you might not know whether to believe him, but if he tells you that it can be factored as 3607 times 3803 then you can easily check that it is true using a hand calculator.
Solution, please? | |
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What are you wearing? _________________________________________
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Muse2noPharaoh said: What wisdom would you most like to impart to the world?
One must always never wear underwear unless one wishes to wear them, at which point they must test their will by not wearing underwear and going commando against their own wishes, whereas those who wish not to wear undershorts must force themselves to wear them, but they must be worn on the outside of their garments in order for all of us to know that they have overcome their desires. NEXT: | |
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LaVisHh said: It is Saturday evening and you arrive at a big party. Feeling shy, you wonder how many people you already know in the room? Your host proposes that you must certainly know Rose, the lady in the corner next to the dessert tray. In a fraction of a second you are able to cast a glance and verify that your host is correct. However, in the absence of such a suggestion, you are obliged to make a tour of the whole room, checking out each person one by one, to see if there is anyone you recognize. This is an example of the general phenomenon that generating a solution to a problem often takes far longer than verifying a given solution is correct. Similarly, if someone tells you that the number 13,717,421 can be written as the product of two smaller numbers, you might not know whether to believe him, but if he tells you that it can be factored as 3607 times 3803 then you can easily check that it is true using a hand calculator.
Solution, please? Yes, birds do lay eggs... and so do some mammals. NEXT: | |
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Zthe9s said: What are you wearing?
Black basketball shorts and a Bad Religion t-shirt. NEXT: | |
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Does a horror need to be well-stacked to be considered voluptuous? | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: LaVisHh said: It is Saturday evening and you arrive at a big party. Feeling shy, you wonder how many people you already know in the room? Your host proposes that you must certainly know Rose, the lady in the corner next to the dessert tray. In a fraction of a second you are able to cast a glance and verify that your host is correct. However, in the absence of such a suggestion, you are obliged to make a tour of the whole room, checking out each person one by one, to see if there is anyone you recognize. This is an example of the general phenomenon that generating a solution to a problem often takes far longer than verifying a given solution is correct. Similarly, if someone tells you that the number 13,717,421 can be written as the product of two smaller numbers, you might not know whether to believe him, but if he tells you that it can be factored as 3607 times 3803 then you can easily check that it is true using a hand calculator.
Solution, please? Yes, birds do lay eggs... and so do some mammals. NEXT: 
What-e-ver! 
Imposter! | |
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