what's your favorite brand of toothpaste?

applekisses said:

No. The horror must simply have many curves, twists, turns and surprises. "The Voluptuous Horror of Stanley Applebaum" is only a reference to the many twists and turns of horror brought by my incessant evil and it is not a sexual term.

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The equations of quantum physics describe the world of elementary particles. Almost fifty years ago, the physicists Yang and Mills discovered a remarkable relationship between geometry and particle physics, embodied in these equations. In so doing, they paved the way to later combination of the laws for electro-magnetic forces with those for strong and weak ones. The predictions culled from these equations describe particles observed at laboratories around the world, including Brookhaven, Stanford, and CERN. However, the gauge theories of Yang and Mills are not known to have solutions compatible with quantum mechanics, nor to describe the particles observed in nature. Despite this, the ?mass gap? hypothesis concerning supposed solutions to the equations is taken for granted by most physicists and provides an explanation of why we do not observe ?quarks.? Solving this mathematical problem requires establishing a mathematical proof of this phenomenon.

Solve.

Stanley, how would you most like to rock?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Mentadent

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tommyalma said:

I prefer rocking out with my cock out.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!

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StanleyApplebaum said:

LaVisHh said:

Yes, a Viking helmet should always be worn during group sex with Turkish women from Albania who have been transported to Uzbekistan.

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Why do birds suddenly appear?

StanleyApplebaum said:

That's to bad!

StanleyApplebaum said:

BorisFishpaw said:

Birds suddenly appear as a direct result of excessive levels of dopamine in the brain of the observer. Many of those who see various birds will also note that their thoughts are being broadcast on AM radio to the masses.

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LaVisHh said:

Uh-oh.. you asked for it!

Excuse me Stanley,

LaVisHh said:

Yawning is caused by high-levels of carbon dioxide in the lungs and it serves to expel air from the lungs while stretching the muscles. Yawning helps exchange air in the lungs while at rest.

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Did I accidently leave the kitchen light on
when I came to work this morning?
[This message was edited Mon Mar 17 11:31:19 PST 2003 by BorisFishpaw]

sag10 said:

Flatulence is looked down upon in polite society, although it is really just a biological necessity brought about by the digestion and processing of fibrous foodstuffs in the human body. The build-up of methane gas is dangerous to your health and this gas must be expelled, most regularly by flattus.

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BorisFishpaw said:

Yes. I would suggest that you spend $4.23 on gas to drive home and save $.004 on electricity. There is an energy crisis, you know?

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Haben Sie Hunger?

3 strikes!

You're out!

Zthe9s said:

Yes.

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LaVisHh said:

I was not aware that we were playing baseball.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

SHE SAID CARMEN SANTIAGO!!!
and i too want to know where the bitch CARMEN SANTIAGO is

HE'S RIGHT I DID!!! even if i was wrong about the name i STILL need to know where the santiago gal is so get on it, stanley applebutt!!!

XxAxX said:

HAHA! Stanley has an Apple Butt, Stanley has an Apple Butt!

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00769BAD said:

Carmen Santiago falls under the same heading as Carmen San Diego. These characters are somewhat ubiquitous, but are impossible to locate without careful investigation.

If I had to guess, I would say that Carmen Santiago is currently eating a foot-and-a-half-long hotdog at the local laundromat in Scranton, Pa. She is now choking on a 5-inch section of the hotdog and the other laundromat patrons are simply looking on, as it appears to them that she is doing an interpretive dance to the rhythm of the washing machines and driers. At this point, Carmen Santiago has fallen to the ground and is gyrating wildly... the onlookers are clapping in rhythm with the driers, as they believe that she is starting to breakdance. One patron has just asked her to "break the robot" for them.

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XxAxX said:

See above for the answer ^^^

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