If you could ask only one question of the terrible and mighty STANLEY APPLEBAUM, what would it be?

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INSATIABLE said:

Aerogram said:

I am going to bed. Will I finally sleep eight hours?

Yeah, me too! Why can't I fucking sleep lately, AppleButt?

You cannot sleep because you are taking amphetamines at bedtime.

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Reply #181 posted 03/17/03 10:38pm

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StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

Aerogram said:

I am going to bed. Will I finally sleep eight hours?

Yeah, me too! Why can't I fucking sleep lately, AppleButt?

You cannot sleep because you are taking amphetamines at bedtime.

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NO I'M NOT!

c'mon! sad

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Reply #182 posted 03/17/03 10:39pm

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INSATIABLE said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

Aerogram said:

I am going to bed. Will I finally sleep eight hours?

Yeah, me too! Why can't I fucking sleep lately, AppleButt?

You cannot sleep because you are taking amphetamines at bedtime.

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NO I'M NOT!

c'mon! sad

Okay, it might not be the amphetamines... lots of tea, perhaps?

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Reply #183 posted 03/17/03 10:40pm

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StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

Aerogram said:

I am going to bed. Will I finally sleep eight hours?

Yeah, me too! Why can't I fucking sleep lately, AppleButt?

You cannot sleep because you are taking amphetamines at bedtime.

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NO I'M NOT!

c'mon! sad

Okay, it might not be the amphetamines... lots of tea, perhaps?

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Oh shit, my hat done fell off

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Reply #184 posted 03/17/03 10:42pm

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INSATIABLE said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

Aerogram said:

I am going to bed. Will I finally sleep eight hours?

Yeah, me too! Why can't I fucking sleep lately, AppleButt?

You cannot sleep because you are taking amphetamines at bedtime.

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NO I'M NOT!

c'mon! sad

Okay, it might not be the amphetamines... lots of tea, perhaps?

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If it is any consolation, you will be able to sleep tonight and you will awake refreshed in the morning.

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Reply #185 posted 03/17/03 10:46pm

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StanleyApplebaum said:

If it is any consolation, you will be able to sleep tonight and you will awake refreshed in the morning.

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It's all good, no one knows everything. smile

Oh shit, my hat done fell off

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Reply #186 posted 03/17/03 10:51pm

tackam	Do you know where I can get American TV shows dubbed into German (preferably South Park, the Simpsons, and Friends) without having to buy multi-region DVD/VHS players (I live in the US)?
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Reply #187 posted 03/17/03 10:54pm

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Here's a good one: Why does my cat curl her lips into a smile and slit her eyes happily every time Kenny G comes on the goddamn radio?

why the fuck does she love kenny g?!

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Reply #188 posted 03/17/03 10:55pm

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tackam said:

Do you know where I can get American TV shows dubbed into German (preferably South Park, the Simpsons, and Friends) without having to buy multi-region DVD/VHS players (I live in the US)?

No, I have no idea. I would suggest buying a multi-region player or hacking the firmware on an American unit as I have. There are PAL converting DVD players that can be hacked and will play all regions and defeat Macrovision.

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Reply #189 posted 03/17/03 10:59pm

Muse2noPharaoh	INSATIABLE said: Here's a good one: Why does my cat curl her lips into a smile and slit her eyes happily every time Kenny G comes on the goddamn radio? why the fuck does she love kenny g?! score 10 1/2
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Reply #190 posted 03/17/03 11:00pm

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INSATIABLE said:

Here's a good one: Why does my cat curl her lips into a smile and slit her eyes happily every time Kenny G comes on the goddamn radio?

why the fuck does she love kenny g?!

The better question is this:

Why are you listening to Kenny G in the first place?

I will answer your question once you have answered mine.

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Reply #191 posted 03/17/03 11:02pm

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StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

Here's a good one: Why does my cat curl her lips into a smile and slit her eyes happily every time Kenny G comes on the goddamn radio?

why the fuck does she love kenny g?!

The better question is this:

Why are you listening to Kenny G in the first place?

I will answer your question once you have answered mine.

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He was on the fucking radio! I was folding my towels and sheets and was too lazy to run over there immediately and change it. I eventually did! But she was angry with me!

SO... biggrin

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Reply #192 posted 03/17/03 11:14pm

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INSATIABLE said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

Here's a good one: Why does my cat curl her lips into a smile and slit her eyes happily every time Kenny G comes on the goddamn radio?

why the fuck does she love kenny g?!

The better question is this:

Why are you listening to Kenny G in the first place?

I will answer your question once you have answered mine.

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He was on the fucking radio! I was folding my towels and sheets and was too lazy to run over there immediately and change it. I eventually did! But she was angry with me!

SO... biggrin

Your cat is obviously tone-deaf and mildly retarded... she cannot help it.

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Reply #193 posted 03/18/03 2:58am

ConsciousConta ct	A local youth theatre produced Play It Again Sam. The last performance was on the 16th of March and I only saw the flyer on the 17th. I really would have liked to have seen it. What should I do?
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Reply #194 posted 03/18/03 3:18am

Aerogram

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StanleyApplebaum said:

Aerogram said:

I am going to bed. Will I finally sleep eight hours?

You are going to sleep 7 hours, 31 minutes and 17 seconds... narrowly missing your goal of 8 hours.

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FALSE. I slept less than 4 hours.

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Reply #195 posted 03/18/03 5:48am

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ConsciousContact said:

A local youth theatre produced Play It Again Sam. The last performance was on the 16th of March and I only saw the flyer on the 17th. I really would have liked to have seen it. What should I do?

If I were you, I would obtain a large quantity of anti-matter and then I would locate a joined pair of static-property black holes, at which point I would try to create an Einstein-Rosen bridge to open a wormhole to the proper date, whereupon I would enjoy the fine theater production before returning to the present time.

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Reply #196 posted 03/18/03 5:49am

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Aerogram said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

Aerogram said:

I am going to bed. Will I finally sleep eight hours?

You are going to sleep 7 hours, 31 minutes and 17 seconds... narrowly missing your goal of 8 hours.

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FALSE. I slept less than 4 hours.

This is not my fault. Reading my prediction caused you to alter your own future, as you were determined to prove me wrong. I stand by my assertion that you would have slept nearly 8 hours if you had not read the prediction. For you, I would suggest chloroform.

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Reply #197 posted 03/18/03 5:59am

teller

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Will JDSU ever return to it's previous stellar levels?

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Reply #198 posted 03/18/03 6:20am

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teller said:

Will JDSU ever return to it's previous stellar levels?

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Due to my amazing pre-cognitive abilities, any information that I provide on the stock market would be considered illegal insider trading. I cannot provide stock market information, as I do not want to visit Martha Stewart.

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