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Please create a grand unified theory that connects quantum and Newtonian physics.
Also if I may sir, animal sacrifice: yes or no? [This message was edited Mon Mar 17 15:26:34 PST 2003 by NovaAngel] "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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NovaAngel said: Please create a grand unified theory that connects quantum and Newtonian physics.
Also if I may sir, what is the best animal/object to be used as a sacrifice to you? I find it impossible to reconcile Newtonian physics with quantum mechanics, as Newton was wrong. There is a good possibility that Einstein was wrong about the speed of light as well, although we know that we can measure it very accurately and that the dimension of time can be measured as a negative number, based upon light speed measurement. I would never accept the sacrifice of any non-human animal. Take from that what you will in the way of sacrificial suggestions. NEXT: | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Where's Bonita?
As mentioned earlier in response to this question: Bonita has been recently sighted at the local "Rib Shack" restaurant and shoe shine joint. NEXT: | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: NovaAngel said: Please create a grand unified theory that connects quantum and Newtonian physics.
Also if I may sir, what is the best animal/object to be used as a sacrifice to you? I find it impossible to reconcile Newtonian physics with quantum mechanics, as Newton was wrong. There is a good possibility that Einstein was wrong about the speed of light as well, although we know that we can measure it very accurately and that the dimension of time can be measured as a negative number, based upon light speed measurement. I would never accept the sacrifice of any non-human animal. Take from that what you will in the way of sacrificial suggestions. NEXT: You are a god.  "I ordered no broth! Away with ye lest my cane find your backside!!"- Ralph Wiggum, Actor. | |
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What record artist would you recommend? | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: What record artist would you recommend?
I would recommend the holy trinity: Paul Westerberg Elvis Costello The Replacements NEXT: | |
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stanley? you still out there?
i know i've asked more than one question and we're only supposed to ask one question; then again wtf so i was wondering will you marry me? if you're already married it's ok we'll explain to your wife (gently of course) why she has to go. anyway, it would be better for all concerned because after the ceremony we'll change our names to mr and mrs applenipple ok? hmmm. maybe i should orgnote you too just to make sure you get this. . . . | |
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XxAxX said: stanley? you still out there?
i know i've asked more than one question and we're only supposed to ask one question; then again wtf so i was wondering will you marry me? if you're already married it's ok we'll explain to your wife (gently of course) why she has to go. anyway, it would be better for all concerned because after the ceremony we'll change our names to mr and mrs applenipple ok? hmmm. maybe i should orgnote you too just to make sure you get this. . . . I will marry you. I am a polygamist, so I hope to marry a good number of attractive ladies. NEXT: | |
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Who's better, Prince, or Har Mar Superstar? | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Who's better, Prince, or Har Mar Superstar?
I am not familiar with the work of Har Mar Superstar, but I would suspect that he is better than Prince. NEXT: | |
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wow. we're hitched. we have a binding contract: offer and acceptance.  this is SO romantic!!!
and this time stanley, THIS time i swear to get it right. alll those other guys - why forget about them. they are mere shadows lurking in the closet of our love~! | |
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XxAxX said: wow. we're hitched. we have a binding contract: offer and acceptance.
this is SO romantic!!!
and this time stanley, THIS time i swear to get it right. alll those other guys - why forget about them. they are mere shadows lurking in the closet of our love~! Wonderful. NEXT: | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Well, I guess I would have to ask how did you become so high and mighty and all things to all people? I'm new here, so if this is one of these inside jokes again I'm sorry for not getting it. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: BorisFishpaw said: Who's better, Prince, or Har Mar Superstar?
I am not familiar with the work of Har Mar Superstar, but I would suspect that he is better than Prince. NEXT: From Minneapolis, Har Mar Superstar! 
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StanleyApplebaum said: Muse2noPharaoh said: What is the shortest distance between two points?
A straight line. NEXT: I find this to be inaccurate. It seems to me, if you have two points, with a straight line in between them, it is no longer a line... It becomes a line segment. A line continues on forever in either direction, such that in geometry, it is represented with a line, with arrows on either end thus showing, astraight line, continuing on forever. A segment has points on either end. And so, when drawing a line and no arrows, you have a segment. Usually, you put the points on the end. You see? Thus, I would say, the shortest distance between two points is a line segment. [This message was edited Mon Mar 17 16:50:02 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy] -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: StanleyApplebaum said: Muse2noPharaoh said: What is the shortest distance between two points?
A straight line. NEXT: I find this to be inaccurate. It seems to me, if you have two points, with a straight line in between them, it is no longer a line... It becomes a line segment. A line continues on forever in either direction, such that in geometry, it is represented like this: ... A straight line, continuing on forever. A segment has points on either end. Thus, I would say, the shortest distance between two points is a line segment. [This message was edited Mon Mar 17 16:49:04 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy] Yeah, Stanley!  | |
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Perry said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Well, I guess I would have to ask how did you become so high and mighty and all things to all people? I'm new here, so if this is one of these inside jokes again I'm sorry for not getting it. Do you ask a bird how it flies? NEXT: | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: StanleyApplebaum said: Muse2noPharaoh said: What is the shortest distance between two points?
A straight line. NEXT: I find this to be inaccurate. It seems to me, if you have two points, with a straight line in between them, it is no longer a line... It becomes a line segment. A line continues on forever in either direction, such that in geometry, it is represented with a line, with arrows on either end thus showing, astraight line, continuing on forever. A segment has points on either end. And so, when drawing a line and no arrows, you have a segment. Usually, you put the points on the end. You see? Thus, I would say, the shortest distance between two points is a line segment. [This message was edited Mon Mar 17 16:50:02 PST 2003 by BattierBeMyDaddy] Amusing observation. NEXT: | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: Perry said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Well, I guess I would have to ask how did you become so high and mighty and all things to all people? I'm new here, so if this is one of these inside jokes again I'm sorry for not getting it. Do you ask a bird how it flies? NEXT: That's not an answer, Stanley. That's another question. | |
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Perry said: StanleyApplebaum said: Perry said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Well, I guess I would have to ask how did you become so high and mighty and all things to all people? I'm new here, so if this is one of these inside jokes again I'm sorry for not getting it. Do you ask a bird how it flies? NEXT: That's not an answer, Stanley. That's another question. Astute observation, Perry. The question was rhetorical and was meant to provide an answer to your question. The answer to your previous question is this: It is my nature to be as I am... just as a bird is born to fly, I was born to be all things to all people. NEXT: | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: Perry said: StanleyApplebaum said: Perry said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Well, I guess I would have to ask how did you become so high and mighty and all things to all people? I'm new here, so if this is one of these inside jokes again I'm sorry for not getting it. Do you ask a bird how it flies? NEXT: That's not an answer, Stanley. That's another question. Astute observation, Perry. The question was rhetorical and was meant to provide an answer to your question. The answer to your previous question is this: It is my nature to be as I am... just as a bird is born to fly, I was born to be all things to all people. NEXT: You're creeping me out...  | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Poindexter here...how does it feel to have a nerd name like mine? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Poindexter here...how does it feel to have a nerd name like mine? A nerd name? I've always liked that name! It's unique!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: DexMSR said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Poindexter here...how does it feel to have a nerd name like mine? A nerd name? I've always liked that name! It's unique! U just want more whaps
whap whap whap whap whap!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: INSATIABLE said: DexMSR said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Poindexter here...how does it feel to have a nerd name like mine? A nerd name? I've always liked that name! It's unique! U just want more whaps
whap whap whap whap whap!!! :O ow. I was serious! :p Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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If I dont clean my ears will potatoes really grow in them? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
What needs can you fill? 
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moderatorDexMSR said: StanleyApplebaum said: All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!
Poindexter here...how does it feel to have a nerd name like mine? It feels great! NEXT: | |
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