XxAxX said:

Yes.

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ha i say and HA again. you are no stanley applebrain after all!

Is your wife still a whore?

Rumpofsteelskin said:

Your mom is doing fine and I am proud to say that she has stopped turning tricks.

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Why does PAISLEY tease me so much...then tell me off?

althom said:

Do you remember first and second grade in school? The little boys would pull the girls' pigtails and giggle... she is trying to tell you that she wants you in a sexual manner. It is a sort of mating ritual.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

Well, why'd she stop?

Dear Mr. Assinine,
We have received your order for one Swedish-made Penis Enlarger. Where would you like it delivered?

Kind Regards,
Minneapolisgenius

Rumpofsteelskin said:

It wasn't so much that she wanted to stop, but she is not longer able to control her bowels and she is embarassed to wear Depends® brand undergarments when she is blowing guys. Also, on the rare ocassion when someone wants to fuck her, she has been shitting the back seat. She hated to give it up, but ultimately it was for the best.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

Well, I'm sorry to hear that. Listen, are you still havin trouble with ya hemorrhoids?

Rumpofsteelskin said:

My hemmorhoids are fine and I have never had issues with them. You must be thinking of someone else.

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When exactly will you break the silence and come "out" as the IceNine you really are?

Hello!? I asked you a question!!

Why does MrBliss have a thing for Lenny...but then posts lots of pictures of nude women?

June7 said:

I have heard of this IceNine person and I think that I would really like him.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

Well if you're still havin trouble, try gettin one of those prophylactics and put it on a cob of corn and shove it in your pussyhole.

Well, if you can't keep up with the work load, then maybe someone else should do the job!

Rumpofsteelskin said:

Your home-grown remedies will not stand up to scientific scrutiny, but I would suggest that you keep doing them if they work for you. My lack of a "pussyhole" negates the possibility of attempting your down-home recipe for relief, but I will keep it in mind the next time your sister comes for a visit.

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minneapolisgenius said:

I am not quite sure what you mean, so I cannot answer your query. Please rephrase your question in the form of a question.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

you ain't gettin smart is ya?

althom said:

MrBliss is a confused duck who simply states that he wants to have sexual relations with Mr. Kravitz but cannot deny the absolute beauty of the female form.

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Rumpofsteelskin said:

I am not "gettin' smart" at the moment, as I am not currently studying, but I expect to become smarter as the week goes on, as I will be reading a couple of books.

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Why would a person (no names given) who has over 10,000 posts, create an alter ego that will not add to his massive post count?

StanleyApplebaum said:

I did asswipe! Page up a bit and you'll see.

StanleyApplebaum said:

Do you want me to come over there and start kickin some ass?

June7 said:

I cannot answer this question, as I have no frame of reference.

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minneapolisgenius said:

I would suggest that you reply to their letter with your correct address if you would like to receive the merchandise that you paid for with your hard-earned money.

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Rumpofsteelskin said:

Your spelling is suspect, as I believe that you meant "licking some ass," as this is what you are known for, but I will have to pass, as I am heterosexual.

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StanleyApplebaum said:

Listen, I'll kick yo muthafuckin ass so bad that you'll have to tip yo muthafuckin hat to shit. I'll be over there in bout 20 minutes.

Rumpofsteelskin said:

I'll see you then, but you will still not be allowed to lick my puckered starfish or fuck me in any way.

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