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Reply #60 posted 03/17/03 11:54am

StanleyAppleba
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INSATIABLE said:

XxAxX said:

HE'S RIGHT I DID!!! even if i was wrong about the name i STILL need to know where the santiago gal is so get on it, stanley applebutt!!!

HAHA! Stanley has an Apple Butt, Stanley has an Apple Butt! nana


Now it is time for STANLEY APPLEBAUM to ask a question:

Would you like to take a bite of my apple?

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Reply #61 posted 03/17/03 11:56am

00769BAD

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INSATIABLE said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

Zthe9s said:

What are you wearing?


Bad Religion t-shirt.

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love

"AND BEFORE I TOOK ON THE FORM OF A MAN I SAID
'WHUT DID JESUS DO WRONG' AND IT HIT ME,
IN OREDER TO SAVE THE WORLD I MUST LIVE AS THEY
LIVE AND DIE AS THEY DIE. BUT HOW EASY IT WOLD BE FOR
A GOD ON EARTH TO BE TEMPTED IN HARD TIMES
BY THE POWER THAT LIVES WITHIN, SO I MADE ME HUMAN FIRST
TO BE BORN TO A WOMAN WITH NO MAN. SECOND I BORE MYSELF TO A WOMAN WHOM ALREADY HAD TWO SONS. THIRD I BORE MYSELF TO
A WOMAN OF NO MEANS, AND NO DESIRE TO HAVE CHILDREN.
I MADE MY BODY SLIGHT OF FRAME, AND MADE SURE THAT I
WAS PLACED IN THE DARKEST, SEEDIEST SURROUNDINGS, IN A TIME
WHEN ALL THINGS EVIL WOULD BEGIN TO CULMINATE AND I GREW
AS A PERSON LIVING THROUGH THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS
AS A PERSON.
KNOW YE THAT I AM BAD!!!
BORN TO THE DARK MOTHER AND HER TWO PRINCES
CINDERELLA AIN'T HAVE SHIT ON THIS!!!
"your own personal jesus"
AND IT WAS SAID BEFORE HIS TIME, "WHUT IS IT THAT WE NEED IN THESE TIMES OF ATOMIC WEAPONS AND WORLD POWERS THAT WE DO NOT HAVE ALREADY?" AND I WAS BORN TO THEM.
AN OUTCAST TO THEM THAT I WAS BORN TO RULE, AND KNOW THE NUMBERS OF THE 'WARBABIES' ARE FANAMINAL!!!
THEY WERE BORN IN THE STRIFE OF ANY AND MANY CONFLICTS
PAST AND YET TO COME AND THEY ASK "IS THERE NO-ONE TO UNDERSTAND?" AND AS AN ANSWER I GAVE THEM ME.
AND IN THEIR HEARTS AND MINDS THEY THAT DO NOT KNOW ME
KNOW THAT I LIVE, AND THAT I LIVE IN THEM, FOR THEM,
AND WITH THEM.
AND IN THE TIME OF MY PASSING WILL THEY TRUELY UNDERSTAND
WHUT I HAVE GIVEN FOR THEM AND THEY WILL HAVE PEACE IN THE
NAME OF BAD

IN THAT TIME THAT I GREW IN THE WOMB OF THE WOMAN 'MY
MOTHER' I MADE HER TO KNOW THAT SHE WOULD INDEED BE THE
MOTHER OF ONE SUCH AS ME, AND THAT REVILATION TO HER,
THE DARK QUEEN, DID DRIVE HER TO MADNESS WHICH WAS INDEED
NESSISARY, FOR NO-ONE COULD KNOW THE TRUE PATH OF BAD.

"I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME"
I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME

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Reply #62 posted 03/17/03 12:04pm

IceNine

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StanleyApplebaum asked me to post this picture of his t-shirt for Insatiable... I guess he doesn't have any web-space or something.

SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred
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Reply #63 posted 03/17/03 12:25pm

SexGod

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StanleyApplebaum said:

tommyalma said:

Stanley, how would you most like to rock?


I prefer rocking out with my cock out.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!

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Excellent idea! woot!
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Reply #64 posted 03/17/03 12:26pm

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SexGod said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

tommyalma said:

Stanley, how would you most like to rock?


I prefer rocking out with my cock out.

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!

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Excellent idea! woot!


Nice avatar!

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Reply #65 posted 03/17/03 12:56pm

INSATIABLE

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IceNine said:

StanleyApplebaum asked me to post this picture of his t-shirt for Insatiable... I guess he doesn't have any web-space or something.


Cool! biggrin
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Reply #66 posted 03/17/03 12:57pm

INSATIABLE

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StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

XxAxX said:

HE'S RIGHT I DID!!! even if i was wrong about the name i STILL need to know where the santiago gal is so get on it, stanley applebutt!!!

HAHA! Stanley has an Apple Butt, Stanley has an Apple Butt! nana


Now it is time for STANLEY APPLEBAUM to ask a question:

Would you like to take a bite of my apple?

NEXT:

Thanks for the offer, but I just got back from lunch and I'm stuffed!
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Reply #67 posted 03/17/03 1:01pm

origmnd

When we run out of questions, will u then
leave the org and go back to Israel?
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Reply #68 posted 03/17/03 1:05pm

POOK

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OH GREAT STANLEY

WHAT BEST WAY TO FLING POO

OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

THANK YOU MISTER APPLEBUM

P o o |/,
P o o |\
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Reply #69 posted 03/17/03 1:07pm

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origmnd said:

When we run out of questions, will u then
leave the org and go back to Israel?


I will simply ask that you come up with more questions... I am not an Israeli.

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Reply #70 posted 03/17/03 1:08pm

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POOK said:


OH GREAT STANLEY

WHAT BEST WAY TO FLING POO

OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

THANK YOU MISTER APPLEBUM


You may throw poo in any way that gets the poo to the target. As long as you make contact with your intended victim, you are doing it right.

...and it is APPLEBAUM.
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Reply #71 posted 03/17/03 1:12pm

POOK

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StanleyApplebaum said:

POOK said:


OH GREAT STANLEY

WHAT BEST WAY TO FLING POO

OVERHAND OR UNDERHAND?

THANK YOU MISTER APPLEBUM


You may throw poo in any way that gets the poo to the target. As long as you make contact with your intended victim, you are doing it right.

...and it is APPLEBAUM.


APPLEBUTT!

P o o |/,
P o o |\
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Reply #72 posted 03/17/03 1:16pm

sag10

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Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect, it means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections... unknown
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Reply #73 posted 03/17/03 1:18pm

StanleyAppleba
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sag10 said:

Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.


Who is this "Applenine" person?

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Reply #74 posted 03/17/03 1:22pm

XxAxX

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dear mr appleballs carmen santiago is a vegetarian! she would not eat hotdogs in a laundromat, or anywhere else for that matter
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Reply #75 posted 03/17/03 1:22pm

sag10

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StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.


Who is this "Applenine" person?

NEXT:


Sorry, that is the second time I type that... I meant Applebaum...
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Reply #76 posted 03/17/03 1:25pm

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XxAxX said:

dear mr appleballs carmen santiago is a vegetarian! she would not eat hotdogs in a laundromat, or anywhere else for that matter


Who told you that lie?
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Reply #77 posted 03/17/03 1:26pm

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sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.


Who is this "Applenine" person?

NEXT:


Sorry, that is the second time I type that... I meant Applebaum...



It is okay, but please try to keep it straight next time.
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Reply #78 posted 03/17/03 1:30pm

sag10

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StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.


Who is this "Applenine" person?

NEXT:


Sorry, that is the second time I type that... I meant Applebaum...



It is okay, but please try to keep it straight next time.


I am telling you Mr. Appleballs, Applebutter, um whatever it is hard.
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Reply #79 posted 03/17/03 1:33pm

INSATIABLE

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sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.


Who is this "Applenine" person?

NEXT:


Sorry, that is the second time I type that... I meant Applebaum...



It is okay, but please try to keep it straight next time.


I am telling you Mr. Appleballs, Applebutter, um whatever it is hard.


lol HAHA! Stanley's got Apple balls! Stanley's got Apple balls! nana
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Reply #80 posted 03/17/03 1:37pm

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INSATIABLE said:

sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.


Who is this "Applenine" person?

NEXT:


Sorry, that is the second time I type that... I meant Applebaum...



It is okay, but please try to keep it straight next time.


I am telling you Mr. Appleballs, Applebutter, um whatever it is hard.


lol HAHA! Stanley's got Apple balls! Stanley's got Apple balls! nana


Would you like to take a bite of my apples?
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Reply #81 posted 03/17/03 1:39pm

XxAxX

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StanleyApplebaum said:

XxAxX said:

dear mr appleballs carmen santiago is a vegetarian! she would not eat hotdogs in a laundromat, or anywhere else for that matter


Who told you that lie?


ms santiago did herself, mr applebottom. you callin her a liar are ya? huh? what?
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Reply #82 posted 03/17/03 1:39pm

althom

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StanleyApplebaum said:

All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!

Where's Wally?
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Reply #83 posted 03/17/03 1:41pm

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XxAxX said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

XxAxX said:

dear mr appleballs carmen santiago is a vegetarian! she would not eat hotdogs in a laundromat, or anywhere else for that matter


Who told you that lie?


ms santiago did herself, mr applebottom. you callin her a liar are ya? huh? what?


I am saying that she is a liar, yes.

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Reply #84 posted 03/17/03 1:43pm

INSATIABLE

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StanleyApplebaum said:

INSATIABLE said:

sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

sag10 said:

Mr. Applenine,

If you would, could you please go to Azzies "Swim Fan" thread and answer my question. Thank you.


Who is this "Applenine" person?

NEXT:


Sorry, that is the second time I type that... I meant Applebaum...



It is okay, but please try to keep it straight next time.


I am telling you Mr. Appleballs, Applebutter, um whatever it is hard.


lol HAHA! Stanley's got Apple balls! Stanley's got Apple balls! nana


Would you like to take a bite of my apples?


God bless it, knock it off Stanley!

That's an ER visit waiting to happen! evil
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Reply #85 posted 03/17/03 1:43pm

XxAxX

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then you would be wrong mr appleblob. carmen was shopping for a new skirt at the time you allegedly had her at the laundromat eating dogs.
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Reply #86 posted 03/17/03 1:43pm

INSATIABLE

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XxAxX said:

then you would be wrong mr appleblob. carmen was shopping for a new skirt at the time you allegedly had her at the laundromat eating dogs.

HA!
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Reply #87 posted 03/17/03 1:44pm

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althom said:

StanleyApplebaum said:

All questions will be answered... all needs will be filled... I am all things to all people... I am STANLEY APPLEBAUM!

Where's Wally?


Wally is hiding right now... He is underneath a pile of industrial scrap in a landfill.

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Reply #88 posted 03/17/03 1:47pm

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XxAxX said:

then you would be wrong mr appleblob. carmen was shopping for a new skirt at the time you allegedly had her at the laundromat eating dogs.


I think that you are trying to slander me.

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Reply #89 posted 03/17/03 1:51pm

XxAxX

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don't be a sissy mr. appleboob. you are obviously impervious to such attacks!

ok here's another question: quel est l'anthem national de la Suède?
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