Happy Friday!

IT'S FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!

and that is truly funny as fuck...

this to date has to be the funniest...

HAPPY FUNKPILL FRIIIIIIIDAY!!!!!

Wot??!! No Cadillac Ranch song??!!!

There she sits buddy just a-gleaming in the sun,
There to greet a working man when his day is done
I'm gonna pack my pa and I'm gonna pack my aunt,
I'm gonna take them down to the cadillac ranch.

El dorado fins, whitewalls and skirts;
Rides just like a little bit of heaven here on earth.
When I die, buddy, throw my body in the back,
Take me to the junkyard in my cadillac.

Cadillac, cadillac,
Long and dark, shiny and black
Open up your engines let `em roar
Tearing up the highway like a big old dinosaur

James dean in a mercury `49
Junior johnson runnin' in the woods of caroline
Even burt reynolds in a black trans am
Are gonna meet me down at the cadillac ranch

Cadillac, cadillac
Long and dark, shiny and black
Open up your engines, let 'em roar
Tearin' up the highway like a big old dinosaur

Hey little girlie in the blue jeans so tight
Drivin' all alone in a colorado night
You're my last love, baby, you're my last chance
Don't let `em take me down to the cadillac ranch

Cadillac, cadillac...
Long and dark, shiny and black;
Open up them engines, let 'em roar;
Tearin' up the highway like a big old dinosaur

there was a chicken and horse playin in the field on a farm one day.

the horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to go get some help.

the chicken ran to get the farmer, who was nowhere to be found, so

the chicken jumped in the farmer's mercedes, drove out to the pit, then

pulled the horse out of the pit and saved him.

the very next day, they were out there playin again when the chicken

fell into the mud pit and yelled for the horse to get help.

the horse walked over to stand over the pit and said "hold on to my dick

and i'll pull you to safety."

the chicken grabbed his penis and the horse pulled him out to safety.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

when you hung like a horse

you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks...

funkpill said:

They played "Macarena" so I did the macarena

They played "Housequake" so I did the housequake

Then they played "Jump Jump" so I jumped

Then they played "Come On Eileen" and I got arrested