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Thread started 01/08/14 8:16pm

Gunsnhalen

Why Are Alex Jones & Other Conspiracy Theorists Fat?

Yes! part 2 in my questioning of important world topics.

Alex Jones talks all the time about ''evil food'' and how he supposedly doesn't eat any processed food. Yet, he is fat. And, he just keeps getting bigger. I know this fool doesn't say no to McDonald's! talk about false advertising.

In fact a lot of conspiracy theorists i know are fat. And... I'm not trying to be mean. But they're fucking fat and not in a ''I'm a few pounds'' overweight type way. NO in a i ate all the member of the revolution then went to Burger King type overweight.

If they think the government and iluminati are cumming poison into their food... what are they eating? some magical fat foods that aren't going to kill you?


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Reply #1 posted 01/08/14 9:07pm

Timmy84

Somehow twinkies are excused but Big Macs got some secret sauce to their burgers according to Alex's wacko ass.

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Reply #2 posted 01/08/14 10:57pm

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Research

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Reply #3 posted 01/08/14 11:06pm

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Research

hmmm I did hear when your in school... you gain up to 20 pounds while doing research and eating. Well played Dark Knight.

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Reply #4 posted 01/08/14 11:09pm

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confused Regardless if he's fat he provides some good info. Dont look at the flaws, but the meaningful info.

Bet most people woudnt know about the radiation from fukushima in San Fransico right now if it wasnt for his site.

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Reply #5 posted 01/08/14 11:29pm

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LayzieKiddZ said:

confused Regardless if he's fat he provides some good info. Dont look at the flaws, but the meaningful info.

Bet most people woudnt know about the radiation from fukushima in San Fransico right now if it wasnt for his site.

Provides good info... yet is unhealthy himself. I totally want to listen to his advice lol

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Reply #6 posted 01/09/14 2:15am

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Alex Jones is an old wack..it's almost like religion-he plays on insecurities with scaremongering tactics - dude is getting rich too.

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Reply #7 posted 01/09/14 12:09pm

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andykeen said:

Alex Jones is an old wack..it's almost like religion-he plays on insecurities with scaremongering tactics - dude is getting rich too.

EXACTLY

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

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Reply #8 posted 01/09/14 12:13pm

Gunsnhalen

I don't care how ''valuable'' information this crazy hack gives. If a guy tells you not to molests kids... and then he does it would you listen to him?

If a crazy politician says gay marriage is wrong! and gay people will burn in hell. Then you found out he's gay... does his word still hold water?

When conspiracy people who say they want us to be ''healthy'' and warn us of the dangers in our food. Are obese themselves and obviously unhealthy... their word holds nothing too me.

Would you want a fat personal trainer? lol

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Reply #9 posted 01/09/14 4:12pm

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Gunsnhalen said:

I don't care how ''valuable'' information this crazy hack gives. If a guy tells you not to molests kids... and then he does it would you listen to him?

Umm, yes. Yes I'd still take his advice on the "don't molest kid's issue" lol

Maybe a bad example?

The reason Alex Jones is fat is because chemrails are made of mayonaise.

If the milk turns out to be sour, I aint the kinda pussy to drink it!
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Reply #10 posted 01/09/14 5:08pm

Rococo

Cause they are full of shit. Duh
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Reply #11 posted 01/09/14 6:36pm

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lust said:



Gunsnhalen said:


I don't care how ''valuable'' information this crazy hack gives. If a guy tells you not to molests kids... and then he does it would you listen to him?





Umm, yes. Yes I'd still take his advice on the "don't molest kid's issue" lol



Maybe a bad example?



The reason Alex Jones is fat is because chemrails are made of mayonaise.



You know what I mean
lol and DEAD at mayo in chemtrails.
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Reply #12 posted 01/09/14 10:56pm

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andykeen said:

Alex Jones is an old wack..it's almost like religion-he plays on insecurities with scaremongering tactics - dude is getting rich too.

And there we have it. The truth.

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Reply #13 posted 01/13/14 10:45am

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lust said:

Gunsnhalen said:

I don't care how ''valuable'' information this crazy hack gives. If a guy tells you not to molests kids... and then he does it would you listen to him?

Umm, yes. Yes I'd still take his advice on the "don't molest kid's issue" lol

Maybe a bad example?

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