Man, i attract all the fun people. Today i was lucky enough to get in the middle of a crackhead fight

Crackhead #1- YOU ACTIN LIKE A FOOL YOU GIVEN US A BAD NAME THAT'S WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!!!!!

Crackhead #2- (Jumping like a Kangaroo) I'll show ya money i'll rip out your skeetz and fuck with ya boy don't mess with the kwern

''Some chick starts dancing nearby''

Crackhead#1- YOU AIN'T GOT NO CLASS HOE STOP THAT JIRATIN

(I innocently walk by just attempting to get to work)

Crackhead#1- You see this motherfuckers? they be causing rukus for the world i am a classy man can you help me out with a 5 dollar bill?

Crackhead#2- I kill this town i will fuck up the popcorn butt shits of you coporation asshole scooby dong shit cakes (This is what i think he was saying)

''Chick keeps dancing''

Crackhead#1- BITCH I SAID STOP YOU GOT DIRTY PANTIES YOU NEED GOD

''I'm trying to walk away and give that don't mess with me face''

Crackhead#1- Why you gotta do me dirty man! why you do that all i asked for was 5 dollars and maybe a meal

Crackhead#2- Youzurp trekin phalice drinking piss warts you shot the german sausage ya drip (Once again i THINK this is what he said but not sure lol)

''I walk away fast thinking screw this mess''

Crackhead#1- You see this is why GOD hates the jews?

Well, that is the end of crackhead royal theater for today. I am sure i will have more fun experiences walking home tonight! happy joy joy friday

Sunset Blvd?

nd33 said:

Sunset Blvd?

Nope! but Good guess like REALLY GOOD GUESS.

I used to live on Hollywood & Vine and go to sunset a lot... whew that was a mess.

Gunsnhalen said:

Man, i attract all the fun people. Today i was lucky enough to get in the middle of a crackhead fight

Crackhead #1- YOU ACTIN LIKE A FOOL YOU GIVEN US A BAD NAME THAT'S WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!!!!!

Crackhead #2- (Jumping like a Kangaroo) I'll show ya money i'll rip out your skeetz and fuck with ya boy don't mess with the kwern

''Some chick starts dancing nearby''

Crackhead#1- YOU AIN'T GOT NO CLASS HOE STOP THAT JIRATIN

(I innocently walk by just attempting to get to work)

Crackhead#1- You see this motherfuckers? they be causing rukus for the world i am a classy man can you help me out with a 5 dollar bill?

Crackhead#2- I kill this town i will fuck up the popcorn butt shits of you coporation asshole scooby dong shit cakes (This is what i think he was saying)

''Chick keeps dancing''

Crackhead#1- BITCH I SAID STOP YOU GOT DIRTY PANTIES YOU NEED GOD

''I'm trying to walk away and give that don't mess with me face''

Crackhead#1- Why you gotta do me dirty man! why you do that all i asked for was 5 dollars and maybe a meal

Crackhead#2- Youzurp trekin phalice drinking piss warts you shot the german sausage ya drip (Once again i THINK this is what he said but not sure lol)

''I walk away fast thinking screw this mess''

Crackhead#1- You see this is why GOD hates the jews?

Well, that is the end of crackhead royal theater for today. I am sure i will have more fun experiences walking home tonight! happy joy joy friday

This is awesome! I want to make an animation with this dialog.

ufoclub said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Man, i attract all the fun people. Today i was lucky enough to get in the middle of a crackhead fight

Crackhead #1- YOU ACTIN LIKE A FOOL YOU GIVEN US A BAD NAME THAT'S WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!!!!!

Crackhead #2- (Jumping like a Kangaroo) I'll show ya money i'll rip out your skeetz and fuck with ya boy don't mess with the kwern

''Some chick starts dancing nearby''

Crackhead#1- YOU AIN'T GOT NO CLASS HOE STOP THAT JIRATIN

(I innocently walk by just attempting to get to work)

Crackhead#1- You see this motherfuckers? they be causing rukus for the world i am a classy man can you help me out with a 5 dollar bill?

Crackhead#2- I kill this town i will fuck up the popcorn butt shits of you coporation asshole scooby dong shit cakes (This is what i think he was saying)

''Chick keeps dancing''

Crackhead#1- BITCH I SAID STOP YOU GOT DIRTY PANTIES YOU NEED GOD

''I'm trying to walk away and give that don't mess with me face''

Crackhead#1- Why you gotta do me dirty man! why you do that all i asked for was 5 dollars and maybe a meal

Crackhead#2- Youzurp trekin phalice drinking piss warts you shot the german sausage ya drip (Once again i THINK this is what he said but not sure lol)

''I walk away fast thinking screw this mess''

Crackhead#1- You see this is why GOD hates the jews?

Well, that is the end of crackhead royal theater for today. I am sure i will have more fun experiences walking home tonight! happy joy joy friday

This is awesome! I want to make an animation with this dialog.

Please do it! That last line - LMFAO!

nd33 said:

Sunset Blvd?

*

"I AM BIG. . . . it's the pictures that got small." ~ Norma Desmond

*

*

[Edited 11/4/13 11:30am]

That sounds like some mark ass shit. Glad we don't have crack or crack heads in New Zealand

Adorecream said:

That sounds like some mark ass shit. Glad we don't have crack or crack heads in New Zealand

I Didn't realize New Zealand was... so amazing! no crackheads? what???? i don't believe it


but y'all did have Xena... that was like crack for as a kid

No but we are ravaged by "p" (Methamphetamine, ice, meth) and marijuana. We also have ongoing problems with ecstasy and synthetic drugs, they keep banning one and then another one like it comes out.

We also suffer from a binge alcohol culture, little is being done to address it. Basically the same shit as most countries.