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IF ORGERS WERE FILM DIRECTORS Ford, Huston, Allen, Welles, Woods... who hasn't dreamed of being a film director? I sure did, but alas Hollywood has long discriminated against talent like mine. Maybe I would have stood a chance in the Silent era? I'll never know.
Wellbeyond : He's like Stanley Kubrick. He starts a thread every few weeks (ages in Orgtime), is obsessed with details and everything must be a morality tale disguised in one mainstream genre or another. | |
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KingSausage : He's the Russ Meyer of the Org. Lewd, porn-ish and ever titillating, he has made no secret of what's really on his mind and in his pants. | |
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Great thread. Keep going! Who's the Peter Greenaway? The Spike Lee? The Akira Kurosawa? Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Akira  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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if anyone mentions roman polanski and mrdespues in the same sentence...i will personally fight them  | |
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Roman Polanski and mrdespues
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Roman Polanski and mrdespues
right! just give me a few weeks to get plane ticket and i'll be over there to fight you, natsume!
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SoulPower: Oliver Stone...  | |
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wellbeyond said: SoulPower: Oliver Stone...
:LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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mrdespues said: Natsume said: Roman Polanski and mrdespues
right! just give me a few weeks to get plane ticket and i'll be over there to fight you, natsume!
Okay I'll see you in a few weeks then! Meanwhile I'll work on beefing up and growing taller... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: mrdespues said: Natsume said: Roman Polanski and mrdespues
right! just give me a few weeks to get plane ticket and i'll be over there to fight you, natsume!
Okay I'll see you in a few weeks then! Meanwhile I'll work on beefing up and growing taller... ha! | |
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Natsume said: Okay I'll see you in a few weeks then! Meanwhile I'll work on beefing up and growing taller... I've seen your profile pic. I think my money is on mrdespues. | |
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althom said: Natsume said: Okay I'll see you in a few weeks then! Meanwhile I'll work on beefing up and growing taller... I've seen your profile pic. I think my money is on mrdespues.Happy Birthday althom! | |
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mrdespues said: if anyone mentions roman polanski and mrdespues in the same sentence...i will personally fight them
You directed Ishtar "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: mrdespues said: if anyone mentions roman polanski and mrdespues in the same sentence...i will personally fight them
You directed Ishtar | |
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rdhull said: mrdespues said: if anyone mentions roman polanski and mrdespues in the same sentence...i will personally fight them
You directed Ishtar I did not tape myself having sex with a 14 year old girl! | |
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I guess I'm still a story board artist. All Rights Reserved. |
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Supa : Intensely personal, very liberal and aggressively sexual, he is the Bob Fosse of the Org. Plus he stole that whole drag look from Liza's Cabaret. | |
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Icenine : A cross between Woody Allen and Woody Harrelson | |
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BKW : Ingmar Bergman on beer. | |
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RDHull : If one of the Coen brothers gave up the gig and let Bernie Mack fill in. | |
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Althom : Is like a cross between D.W. Griffith, Sergei Eisenstein and Orson Welles.
Incidentally, it's his birthday. | |
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aero i see you as a director of soft french porn... | |
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Christopher said: aero i see you as a director of soft french porn...
You would! | |
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If I must be a director, I'll be Lars Von Trier.
But as my vocation is in writing, I opt Charlie Kaufman, as he is my new hero. | |
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Aerogram said: 'IF ORGERS WERE FILM DIRECTORS' Ford, Huston, Allen, Welles, Woods... who hasn't dreamed of being a film director?
I would be a cross between: Quentin Tarantino, Timothy Burton, and Prince. Any or all of my movies would be avant garde and most people would not understand them at first. I would wear a black beret and tell people in an offkey purposefully semi auto erotic american/european accent. "My films! tisk tisk They are like the clouds and chocolate, you must feel what your mind is seeing" The films would only play select cities. Chicago, New York and Los Angeles... smile...  8) I would only make 5 films and stop without giving a reason why. smile... 8) | |
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july said: Aerogram said: 'IF ORGERS WERE FILM DIRECTORS' Ford, Huston, Allen, Welles, Woods... who hasn't dreamed of being a film director?
I would be a cross between: Quentin Tarantino, Timothy Burton, and Prince. Any or all of my movies would be avant garde and most people would not understand them at first. I would wear a black beret and tell people in an offkey purposefully semi auto erotic american/european accent. "My films! tisk tisk They are like the clouds and chocolate, you must feel what your mind is seeing" The films would only play select cities. Chicago, New York and Los Angeles... smile... 8) I would only make 5 films and stop without giving a reason why. smile... 8) I was saving Prince (the director) for someone who would say something really inappropriate about me. You're not it! | |
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Christopher said: aero i see you as a director of soft french porn...
Christopher : Very much like Prince, the director. _ [This message was edited Fri Mar 14 3:24:55 PST 2003 by Aerogram] | |
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I'd be the Prince of film directing. I'd be such a control freak, try to direct, write, act, edit... everything. And in the end the result would be something as shit as Grafitti Bridge | |
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ian said: I'd be the Prince of film directing. I'd be such a control freak, try to direct, write, act, edit... everything. And in the end the result would be something as shit as Grafitti Bridge
Well I'd sure be a good director because...I'm about to make it!!! (I doing scripts!!!).. Good thread... "Goodness will guide us when love is inside of us... The Force will be with you, always" | |
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