OMG!!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric's weiner is the only bright spot of this dreadful season.

chocolate1 said:

I don't want to post any spoilers, but I am sooo

Me too!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

There were so many different kinds of "wrong" in tonight's episode...

Nothinbutjoy said:

Ha! * I loved it. Big surprise there. and I love the set up for next season! They always said there'd be no zombies in TB, but boy have they come close!

That was my thought... "Oh, so now they're The Walking Dead?!"

missfee said:

For some reason, I don't really believe that Eric is dead. We saw the fire but we damn sure didn't see no ashes. Other than that, Alcide's body stole the show once again...the rest of the episode was blah. Oh yeah, how dumb was it for Tara to drink from her mom whom we clearly can suspect is infected.

You didn't give me time to make my list of "wrong"!

True Blood Season Finale "List of Wrong"...
(Trying to keep it as vague as possible, so it doesn't 'spoil')

1. Sookie with Alcide... Just no.
2. Violet. Really, Jason?!
3. Tara's mom...
4. Alcide with Sookie.
5. Okay, if it was that easy to deal with Warlow, why did it take a whole season?
6. That whole "six months later" sequence...
7. WTH with Eric.
8. Bill, just because he's Bill
9. Sookie's hat and fakeass demure look
10. The were/telepath combo
11. The vampzombie horde

*forgot one edit*

[Edited 8/18/13 20:23pm]

Ive got 13 more minutes to go, but this is one helluva frakkin mess. Eric is the least of the problems with this episode.

Well I think I can wipe my hands of this show. This whole season was a mess from start to finish and if the last 20 minutes is how next season is gonna be....meh.

From what we saw HV pretty much drains you from the get go, you dont have to time to form a herd and go kill, we saw that in the special episode of whatshernamecauseshewasneverimportant's death.

Tara feeding on her begging mother EW.

Alookie BARF

Sam's accent got thicker and thicker through out this episode I guess running for office in the south does that.

OH and Warlow, did the writers that create his character not make it to this season, cause he was worse than any other villian weve been suffered.

If Eric isnt dead, then I feel really sorry for skarsgard for having to come back to this show next season. What a horrible career move.

But I feel sorry most of all for Pam, a character and the actress, that had so much potential at the start has been wasted for the last 3 seasons. Damn Shame.

That's all I have right now.

I predict that next season will be a short, 10-episode train wreck... and it will be the last for this show.

N if anyone had told me in season 1 that Andy would become the most interesting and logical character I would have laughed.

Unless Pam is under the snow digging tunnels, I don't see how shes gonna save Eric, cause she doesn't know the yellow dust of sunblock is leaving her either.

lazycrockett said:

Lammastide said:

I predict that next season will be a short, 10-episode train wreck... and it will be the last for this show.

It sure needs to be the series finale because this show has turned into a soap opera-R-us. Now they are going to have vamp walkers? Naw, no thanks. It's clear the writers have no idea where they want this show to go. It was bad enough when they added the pointless wolves. Somehow, Alcide will look like the fool again with Sookie ending up with Bill in the final episode of the show. I put my money on it.

[Edited 8/19/13 4:59am]

lazycrockett said:

Alookie

I was trying to come up with a combo-name for my "wrong" list, and I didn't think of this!

missfee said:

Lammastide said:

I predict that next season will be a short, 10-episode train wreck... and it will be the last for this show.

It sure needs to be the series finale because this show has turned into a soap opera-R-us. Now they are going to have vamp walkers? Naw, no thanks. It's clear the writers have no idea where they want this show to go. It was bad enough when they added the pointless wolves. Somehow, Alcide will look like the fool again with Sookie ending up with Bill in the final episode of the show. I put my money on it.

[Edited 8/19/13 4:59am]

I don't even know how Sookie and Alcide ended up together. So Sookie asked every guy in the village and only Alcide said yes so she took him?

Efan said:

Eric's weiner is the only bright spot of this dreadful season.

it wasn't very impressive....and no sexdream of Jason and Eric, it's just sad

robertlove said:

Efan said:

Eric's weiner is the only bright spot of this dreadful season.

it wasn't very impressive....and no sexdream of Jason and Eric, it's just sad

That had to tease the audience with something to tune in next season.

robertlove said:

missfee said:

It sure needs to be the series finale because this show has turned into a soap opera-R-us. Now they are going to have vamp walkers? Naw, no thanks. It's clear the writers have no idea where they want this show to go. It was bad enough when they added the pointless wolves. Somehow, Alcide will look like the fool again with Sookie ending up with Bill in the final episode of the show. I put my money on it.

[Edited 8/19/13 4:59am]

I don't even know how Sookie and Alcide ended up together. So Sookie asked every guy in the village and only Alcide said yes so she took him?

IKR? I was cracking up on that.

lazycrockett said:

robertlove said:

it wasn't very impressive....and no sexdream of Jason and Eric, it's just sad

That had to tease the audience with something to tune in next season.

Oh Jason is going to end up good and gay. That Violet bitch is seeing to that. 180 days straight of nothing but licky licky would turn any man off the punani.

HatrinaHaterwitz said:

lazycrockett said:

That had to tease the audience with something to tune in next season.

Oh Jason is going to end up good and gay. That Violet bitch is seeing to that. 180 days straight of nothing but licky licky would turn any man off the punani.

Yeah what is up with that? Does she have 'teeth?'


Don't believe Eric is really dead. Russell was burned too and lived to tell. Bill was toasted in season 2 and 'lived.' Eric is older. Eric didn't turn into a bloody goo pile. And isn't Eric in all the books right up until the end? Although they've drifted far from them hopefully not that far... Maybe Pam was in a bar at night when the fairy blood left.

I despise Alcide's hair. A few seconds of screen time for Lala?

robertlove said:

Efan said:

Eric's weiner is the only bright spot of this dreadful season.

it wasn't very impressive....and no sexdream of Jason and Eric, it's just sad

The sex dream should have been between Warlow and Jason. THAT would have been hot.

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[Edited 8/19/13 11:10am]