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5 Year Old Boy Went To Visit His Grandmother Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and
the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend." Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?" The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend." The minister fainted. | |
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well if you ask me her boyfriend was giving me bad signals | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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* * Happy Friday Funkhoney! * *
I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I'll β₯οΈ "LemonDrop" 2DN π your "Sugar"
Prince: TY! πΉ πΆπΈπΆ π Rex @3/27/18 2D Media Let Prince R.I.P. | |
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I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart. | |
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Good one! Happy weedend everybody | |
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