They call them private parts for a reason

MacDaddy said:

paintedlady said:

Picture yourself walking in your bedroom and seeing your lover getting tuned-up, legs sprawled open moaning like crazy in mid-orgasm, not even flinching when you stroll in..... just loving your neighbor's oral stimulation.

Now answer that for yo'self!

I'd enjoy the show.

I'd fuck them both , like totally

is grabbing an ass cheating???

yes...

the rule is this: if you partner or you (if the roles were reversed) would consider it cheating it is cheating. If your partner is too strict... move on.

this thread reminds me of

HELL YEAH ITS CHEATING!

morningsong said:

I'd consider any intimate act shared in secret with someone other than an significant other cheating even if it's just painting someone else's toe nails. I think it's sad such questions need to be asked. What's the use of having a partner except to share intimacy or to share a part of yourself you don't share with others?

I see your point, but I suppose the question is: which are the parts you don't share with others?

Guys, it can't be cheating if it doesn't have the potential to create life.


Procreation is why you commit to a relationship in the eyes of God.

Therefore, if the sex act doesn't have the potential for procreation,

then it isn't legitimate in the eyes of God.

Oral, Anal, and vaginal object insertions can't be cheating then.


I've been trying to tell all my Catholic friends about this but

they're having none of that.

imago said:

Guys, it can't be cheating if it doesn't have the potential to create life.


Procreation is why you commit to a relationship in the eyes of God.

Therefore, if the sex act doesn't have the potential for procreation,

then it isn't legitimate in the eyes of God.

Oral, Anal, and vaginal object insertions can't be cheating then.


I've been trying to tell all my Catholic friends about this but

they're having none of that.

So gay people literally cannot cheat on each other unless it's a hetero-based betrayal

NDRU said:

imago said:

Guys, it can't be cheating if it doesn't have the potential to create life.


Procreation is why you commit to a relationship in the eyes of God.

Therefore, if the sex act doesn't have the potential for procreation,

then it isn't legitimate in the eyes of God.

Oral, Anal, and vaginal object insertions can't be cheating then.


I've been trying to tell all my Catholic friends about this but

they're having none of that.

So gay people literally cannot cheat on each other unless it's a hetero-based betrayal

Of course not.

It requires a penis, vagina and some potent sperm.


That's why I keep telling my female friends, they should

just have their lovers use dildos, vibrators, and other

kitchen appliances instead of their own penis.

Their male lovers may protest, but those same objects

can always be inserted into them.

That way, the husbands can rest assured knowing

that their wives are not cheating on them, and instead

are just stuffing themselves with non-penile things.

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its only cheating if you get caught

This is a very heteronormative question.

It seems to imply that oral sex isn't really a form of sex at all, but is perhaps something else
all together. If not, than the question would be, "do you consider having sex as cheating?"

If oral sex isn't "real sex" than I know a whole lot of virgins!!! I believe this would include Vainandy.

NDRU said:

I just can't believe the things I've read here.

Are you guys developed ?

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NO I'm just joking.

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaahahahahahahahahaaaaa !

MacDaddy said:

paintedlady said:

Picture yourself walking in your bedroom and seeing your lover getting tuned-up, legs sprawled open moaning like crazy in mid-orgasm, not even flinching when you stroll in..... just loving your neighbor's oral stimulation.

Now answer that for yo'self!

I'd enjoy the show.

LadyCasanova said:

This is a very heteronormative question.

It seems to imply that oral sex isn't really a form of sex at all, but is perhaps something else
all together. If not, than the question would be, "do you consider having sex as cheating?"

If oral sex isn't "real sex" than I know a whole lot of virgins!!! I believe this would include Vainandy.

...and also, we've already established that Vainandy is a virgin.

KidaDynamite said:

G3000 said:

Your dick/pussy gets wet by someone other than your partner...you cheating!

So if you're watching porn.....that's cheating?

According to the New Testement (NT) canon, that would count as "committing adultery in your heart".

PurpleJedi said:

LadyCasanova said:

This is a very heteronormative question.

It seems to imply that oral sex isn't really a form of sex at all, but is perhaps something else
all together. If not, than the question would be, "do you consider having sex as cheating?"

If oral sex isn't "real sex" than I know a whole lot of virgins!!! I believe this would include Vainandy.

...and also, we've already established that Vainandy is a virgin.

Not true. Andy once mention about his sexual encounter with a girl during childhood. And that girl (according to Andy) wasn't a virgin at all because her vagina was big and wide.

"If you are eatin' it ain't cheatin'."

This is the bs line I recall many said when Clinton got caught up with his paramour... plus a cigar. Supposedly, the act (oral sex) didn't meet the guidelines for fornication, in some regions of the south. Yea right...

Any-who....

Yes, its cheating!

PurpleJedi said:

LadyCasanova said:

This is a very heteronormative question.

It seems to imply that oral sex isn't really a form of sex at all, but is perhaps something else
all together. If not, than the question would be, "do you consider having sex as cheating?"

If oral sex isn't "real sex" than I know a whole lot of virgins!!! I believe this would include Vainandy.

...and also, we've already established that Vainandy is a virgin.

Really? I must have missed that one, he always claims to be a whore

TonyVanDam said:

PurpleJedi said:

...and also, we've already established that Vainandy is a virgin.

Not true. Andy once mention about his sexual encounter with a girl during childhood. And that girl (according to Andy) wasn't a virgin at all because her vagina was big and wide.

I think I missed this conversation as well.

and RIMJOBS???

is "eating an ass" cheating???

is the anus a genital???

I heard Bill Clinton had the same problem in distinguishing whether or not oral was considered "real" sex.

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wonderful thread... can't wait for the next one ... "is walking up to someone and doing a shit on their shoe, bad manners?"

It's it involves another person while you're in a relationship ... yes that's cheating .

With myself? no.

92tilinfinity said:

It's it involves another person while you're in a relationship ... yes that's cheating .

Seems like common sense, no?

...like a motherfucker.