So finally there is a cow story that is the number one trending story on Yahoo and it's about a cow that fell through a dang roof and killed a dude. Now I am going to take a lot crap for this, being the lone cow on the Org and all, but this is clearly a case of accidental death. I am sorry for the dude's death but the cow was just trying to eat.

http://www.huffingtonpost...94313.html

SAO PAULO -- Police say a cow fell through the roof of a small house in southeastern Brazil killing a man and narrowly missing his wife.

A police officer in the town of Caratinga says Joao Maria de Souza and his wife were sleeping when the one-ton cow fell through the asbestos roof and on top of the victim. The officer spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to the press.

The officer said Souza died of internal bleeding at a nearby hospital. The incident occurred on Wednesday.

He said the cow apparently was grazing on a small hill above Souza's home.

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I am going to take the lack of response to this thread as an indication that the Org is a bovine friendly zone. Cows are peace loving creatures and generally we don't fall aon people unless they are drunk and tipping us.

Cows are waiting.... the uprising is coming. I got my Burger King bag ready.

I smell a conspiracy.

Conspiracy on behalf of whom, or against whom, I'm not sure...just seems like the right thing to say at a time like this.

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Cows are secretly taking over the planet.

that cow should sue for damages.

If we could figure out how to start a cow vs. frogs war, everyone's problems would be solved.

Stead said:

We fall on people all the time. Don't ever hear anything about it.

don't assume that attack on Johnny Depp will just blow over.

Gunsnhalen said:

Cows are waiting.... the uprising is coming. I got my Burger King bag ready.

Maybe...possibly...plans are in motion...okay the official uprising is a week from Thursday.

One of the things that keeps us cows from truly taking over is that we are just so darn honest!

Ottensen said:

I smell a conspiracy.

Conspiracy on behalf of whom, or against whom, I'm not sure...just seems like the right thing to say at a time like this.

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It's a cow-spiracy!

The cow was just grazing. A cow's gotta eat, right!

kpowers said:

Cows are secretly taking over the planet.

We can't keep a secret. Mark it on your calendar. We are taking over next Thursday.

XxAxX said:

that cow should sue for damages.

Agree completely. We don't have pockets to put money in but she could sue for some bags of grain or something.

RodeoSchro said:

If we could figure out how to start a cow vs. frogs war, everyone's problems would be solved.

We cows have no beef with frogs, metaphorically speaking.

Stead said:

We fall on people all the time. Don't ever hear anything about it.

That's because most horses are drunk off their ass half the time. You don't hear anything about it because horses are in cahoots with the media.

I'm more concerned for the wife and any family she has with all that Asbestos...

Cow said:

Stead said:

Cow said:

You don't hear anything about it because horses are in cahoots with the media.

Please don't start any discussion of the horse illuminati. It's not real.

LOL, that's not what a couple guys on here think!

Cow said:

RodeoSchro said:

If we could figure out how to start a cow vs. frogs war, everyone's problems would be solved.

We cows have no beef with frogs, metaphorically speaking.

It would really help me out if you did.

RodeoSchro said:

Cow said:

We cows have no beef with frogs, metaphorically speaking.

It would really help me out if you did.

Why do you hate frogs?

Double Post Sorry

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Stead said:

Cow said:

You don't hear anything about it because horses are in cahoots with the media.

Please don't start any discussion of the horse illuminati. It's not real.

kpowers said:

Cows are secretly taking over the planet.

The New World Order

Beautifulstarr123 said:

kpowers said:

Cows are secretly taking over the planet.

The New World Order

The Moo World Order

XxAxX said:

Beautifulstarr123 said:

The New World Order

The Moo World Order

ThisOne said:

I think they should make a move set in a country side hit by a big massive storm and cows are falling from the sky all over the place on lots of people

Featuring our very own cow

ThisOne said:

I think they should make a move set in a country side hit by a big massive storm and cows are falling from the sky all over the place on lots of people Featuring our very own cow

Been there, done that. I was a stunt double in Twister.

ThisOne said:

I think they should make a move set in a country side hit by a big massive storm and cows are falling from the sky all over the place on lots of people Featuring our very own cow

That would just be a rip-off of "Sharknado"!