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A Husband And Wife Are Shopping In Their Local Supermarket The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping. ... A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."  | |
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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I'm gonna send this one to my cousin. | |
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. Happy Friday Funkhoney! .
I'm firmly planted in denial |
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How do you stop a mole from digging holes?
 I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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So wait...the woman could pour Budweiser on her face and it would give her beautiful skin?
I don't get this joke. | |
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He's viewing her through beer goggles dear. I'm firmly planted in denial |
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but she stopped him buying any beer
I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality |
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I'm firmly planted in denial |
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The foam acts as a sort of soft-focus that makes fine lines appear to be reduced and evens out skin tones My Legacy
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blind man walks by a fish store....whats the first thing he says?
"helloo ladies" | |
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