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Thread started 01/22/13 6:07am

imago

I think my Stalker is Getting Desperate

So, I have this stalker whose been following me around the last year and half or so, and constantly trying to get into my pants.

Anyways, I think he's finally realized that I can't bridge the distance between the Pacific ocean and the USA at a moment's whim.

This of course has intensified his need to do the hanky panky with somebody in my absence, and now he's resorting to the idea of prostitutes.

Personally, I think a one night stand would suffice, but he thinks it's the same thing. It doesn't help that he's a father with children, and his insatiable perversions can't be hidden for long.

I think he's taken to posting Internet threads in an effort to lure prospective hookups with other people. OK OK, He's taking to posting on the org.

How can this person get help?

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Reply #1 posted 01/22/13 6:33am

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Call the police, tell his wife.

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Reply #2 posted 01/22/13 6:37am

johnart

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It must be difficult (and yet surprisingly easy) being one's own stalker. neutral

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Reply #3 posted 01/22/13 6:39am

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luv4u said:

Call the police, tell his wife.

This is a defining moment right here.

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Reply #4 posted 01/22/13 6:58am

Visionnaire

Call the police, do his wife.
Or call his wife & then do the police. Like the mega pirahna that you are.

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Reply #5 posted 01/22/13 8:08am

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luv4u said:


Call the police, tell his wife.



He's recently single!
I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #6 posted 01/22/13 10:21am

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Just let'em Eat out your Pussy once a week and then he won't stalk you anymore. You'll get-off, he'll get off and everybody is Happy....

No Fucking what-so-ever, just his Tongue & Lips between your legs...Pussy-juice calms a Crazy Mans nerves...

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Reply #7 posted 01/22/13 12:46pm

dJJ

Is it Joe? Dave? Tell us!

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #8 posted 01/22/13 1:35pm

Stymie

i can't wait til he sees this thread. falloff

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Reply #9 posted 01/22/13 1:44pm

imago

Stymie said:

i can't wait til he sees this thread. falloff

It's actually getting kind of scary.

His thread is hard to follow, but apparently Carriempls is refusing to sleep with him even after buying her drinks or something. I need to read it more slowly.

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Reply #10 posted 01/22/13 1:59pm

Stymie

imago said:

Stymie said:

i can't wait til he sees this thread. falloff

It's actually getting kind of scary.

His thread is hard to follow, but apparently Carriempls is refusing to sleep with him even after buying her drinks or something. I need to read it more slowly.

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My sides. lol cry lol cry lol cry lol cry

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Reply #11 posted 01/22/13 2:38pm

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johnart said:

It must be difficult (and yet surprisingly easy) being one's own stalker. neutral

falloff

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Reply #12 posted 01/22/13 2:39pm

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Stymie said:

i can't wait til he sees this thread. falloff

I'm numb to the whole thing now Ivy.

yawn

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Reply #13 posted 01/22/13 2:40pm

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imago said:

Stymie said:

i can't wait til he sees this thread. falloff

It's actually getting kind of scary.

His thread is hard to follow, but apparently Carriempls is refusing to sleep with him even after buying her drinks or something. I need to read it more slowly.

She apparently wants more than ONE drink.

I'm too cheap for that.

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Reply #14 posted 01/22/13 3:02pm

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PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

It's actually getting kind of scary.

His thread is hard to follow, but apparently Carriempls is refusing to sleep with him even after buying her drinks or something. I need to read it more slowly.

She apparently wants more than ONE drink.

I'm too cheap for that.

lol

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Reply #15 posted 01/24/13 12:19am

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I think IMAGO should have some new interior design for his home. May I suggest:

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Reply #16 posted 01/24/13 1:27am

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kewlschool said:

I think IMAGO should have some new interior design for his home. May I suggest:

A nice white jacket with very long sleeves would suit him!

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Reply #17 posted 01/24/13 9:15am

dJJ

Carriempls did buy me drinks, so it must be personal.

99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%.
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Reply #18 posted 01/24/13 3:15pm

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dJJ said:

Carriempls did buy me drinks, so it must be personal.

mad

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Reply #19 posted 03/07/13 6:46pm

imago

none of this makes sense now.

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Reply #20 posted 03/07/13 6:49pm

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imago said:

none of this makes sense now.

Now?

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Reply #21 posted 03/08/13 1:38am

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Too bad the humorous thread in PM&M

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Reply #22 posted 03/08/13 2:06am

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I think that I know who this stalker is hrmph

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Reply #23 posted 03/08/13 3:47am

PurpleJedi

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Genesia said:

imago said:

none of this makes sense now.

Now?

spit

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Reply #24 posted 03/09/13 5:03am

ThisOne

you should send him a pic of your penis ~ that should scare him off nod

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Reply #25 posted 03/09/13 11:00pm

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ThisOne said:

you should send him a pic of your penis ~ that should scare him off nod

fishslap

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Reply #26 posted 03/10/13 4:14am

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I'll stalk you...

boxed

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Reply #27 posted 03/10/13 8:11pm

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^ Some bleu cheese. The good shit. drool

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Reply #28 posted 03/11/13 11:49am

ThisOne

PurpleJedi said:

ThisOne said:

you should send him a pic of your penis ~ that should scare him off nod

fishslap

oops sorry smile

perhaps a butt hole snap shot instead wink

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