1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?









Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.



3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales . In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on. In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven...

Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?

4. Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own age... It was YOU driving the bus!

I hate you.

Org Ban Please

I need a drink after that.

PurpleJedi said:

I need a drink after that.

me too

nursev said:

PurpleJedi said:

I need a drink after that.

me too

If I could only remember what I did with the keys...

Hell, I only got one right - the last one. LOL.

i only got number one right.

No. I didn't mention test. Can anyone smell my canary? I left the list in my slippers. Boiled sweets and vegetable skidmarks.

so, when's the test begin???

XxAxX said:

so, when's the test begin???

Have you seen my pencil?

Fonkyman said:

XxAxX said:

so, when's the test begin???

Have you seen my pencil?

i might have lost it. seen my teeth anywhere??????

^ Euwww... I thought they tasted funny. Nurse! Nurse! Medic, Medic, Man down, man down, ship ahoy, ship ahoy!

Fonkyman said:

^ Euwww... I thought they tasted funny. Nurse! Nurse! Medic, Medic, Man down, man down, ship ahoy, ship ahoy!

shhh!! or they'll make you wear that weird frontward cardigan with the straps!!!

I call it my comfort jacket. I've even got trousers to match.

Do you like cabbages? Why all the blue and red lights? Is it time for my holiday now and where's the canal boat/Pedlo.

They feed us horses ya know.

Fonkyman said:

I call it my comfort jacket. I've even got trousers to match.

Do you like cabbages? Why all the blue and red lights? Is it time for my holiday now and where's the canal boat/Pedlo.

They feed us horses ya know.

absolutely yes! horses should eat cabbage, although, there's a story in my family about great grandfather munson the farmer, whose horses dined exclusively on cabbage until one hot, summer day, when things went south and the poor things all got the wind something fierce and exploded but where did you say your trousers are? i don't seem to have any

XxAxX said:

absolutely yes! horses should eat cabbage, although, there's a story in my family about great grandfather munson the farmer, whose horses dined exclusively on cabbage until one hot, summer day, when things went south and the poor things all got the wind something fierce and exploded

Sounds parping terrible.

XxAxX said:

where did you say your trousers are? i don't seem to have any

They might be with the pencil?

eh? what pencil?

I think this is our bus?

I'm insulted. Baby cows do drink milk!

Right, I've just stumbled on this thread and I'm fully prepared to take the damned test.

1: Trousers.

2: Turnips.

603: Gin Ye Daur.

4: Black. Pins, you want me to eat pins?

12:06: Considering both Left and Right channels I'd have to say suckle milk.

Signing up for psychology classes tomorrow.

Lammastide said:

Lammastide said:

I'm insulted. Baby cows do drink milk!

yeah!

PurpleJedi said: